Malaysians on a Motorcycle, New Expendables Trailer, Sandra Bullock is hiding, John Corabi plays Motley Crue Acoustic, Crashdiet thinks it's 1987

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(Just like your very existence. You suck at life, and it's a miracle you haven't blown your own head off yet)

How many young Malaysians can you fit on a Motorcycle?




If you guessed any less than FIVE... you were WAY off

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Stallone... Willis...Schwarzenegger? All blowing shit up at one time? Well, kinda.




It's the brand-spanking-new trailer for The Expendables.





Sandra Bullock is under that raincoat (WWTDD)



as she SHOULD be, because her husband's tattooed mistress, Michelle Bombshell McGee is showing off her tattooed tits and forehead at SoCalGlamourGirls





Khloe Kardashian stuffs her face (Drunken Stepfather)



Aww come ON...why can't you be more of a good egg like your sister Kim?



Gay Politician Arrested, Snared in Straight-Sex Scandal (Asylum)



Angel Dark will have you craving Dark Meat... or at least semi-dark meat (Freakshow Planet)



2010 Baseball Preview (Bullz-Eye)



Maya Helena Codina. Three Names. One fantastic Body. (Dailyniner)



Taylor Swift Trampled By Unicorns (Dave and Thomas)



Health Insurance Industry Exploits Loop Holes In all Future Health Care Bills (Apoliticus)



Five of the Hottest Women over 40 (Fork Party)



Irene Richie is Rich with with...uh, boobies. (z0d)



Shocking: The Nissan LEAF Electric Vehicle to Hit the Streets at Around $25K. Or Less. (The Bachelor Guy)



16 strange, awesome Japanese commercials (UPROXX)



Indian baby born with vagina on her forehead (AfroJacks)



IN-N-OUT Burger Prank Revealed (College Humor)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that toxic personality is equalled only by your toxic halitosis. Here's a toothbrush, dummy)

JOHN CORABI, who know from MÖTLEY CRUE, The SCREAM, UNION, and RATT went down to Brazil to play a little MÖTLEY CRUE acoustic-style:



"Hooligan's Holiday" never sounded this mellow.

Someone might want to tap the guys from CRASHDÏET on the shoulders and let them know it's not 1987 anymore:



Then again, don't bother. It's more fun to watch them make videos like this one.

OK, so it's a little blurry, but JANE's ADDICTION has enlisted DUFF McKAGAN as their new bass player:



This is iPod video from a birthday party for Perry Ferrell, who just turned 51.

From Metal to mammaries....

Busty blond babe Sandee Westgate is showing off her pearl necklace in this clip, and we mean that very literally:



Don't you worry... her full-length videos are MUCH raunchier... and far less literal.

on the slightly less-top-heavy end of the spectrum...

this is less-chesty Andrea Biel and she can't WAIT to get out of that itchy red lingerie:



we assume it's itchy, because she's on that couch in her birthday suit in no time.

From the professional to the amateur, everyone say 'Hi' to Kayla and her big ass boobs:



She's got a webcam. She's not afraid to use it. Dammit.

Ravishing, Raven-haired, busty pinup girl Violet, who has done several FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us, has a brand new solo site, and to celebrate, she's shaking her fantastic figure to BRET MICHAELS' new song "Lie To Me":






Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!

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Wednesday Links: Dancing for Smokes, [REc] 2 trailer, Jesse James in Sex Rehab, Mick Jagger's Sexy Daughter, FOZZY's first gig in 4 years, Busty babes

Happy Hump Day, kids!



Spend some quality time in a classy establishment fornicating with that fairly attractive teenage groupie you've been chatting it up with online. Don't mind the roaches.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(Just like your very existence. You suck at life, and it's a miracle you haven't blown your own head off yet)

What's worse, the fact that this Malaysian man is dancing for cigarettes?




or his busted-ass dance moves? Learn some new steps, mister.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



The new trailer for [REC] 2, the sequel to the 2007 Spanish film [REC] (which was later re-made as QUARANTINE) is so scary....




You'll probably need to keep a change of underwear handy before watching it.





Jesse James is in Sex Rehab (WWTDD)



On the other hand, Jesse's tattooed mistress, Michelle Bombshell McGee is chatting it up online at SoCalGlamourGirls





Mick Jagger's Daughter Georgia May Jagger has NONE of her father's genetics (Drunken Stepfather)



11 Pointless Uses Of Modern Technology (UPROXX)



Bree Olson Bails on her Clothes and opts for her Birthday Suit (Freakshow Planet)



What’s my name, bitch? Twenty great movie titles (Bullz-Eye)



April Hannah Has our attention in April, May, June...hell...anytime, really. (Dailyniner)



All the Cool Kids cook Bacon With a Machine Gun (GammaSquad)



Off-Menu Secrets Exposed -- Can You Really Order This Stuff? (Asylum)



Five Artists that May Have Actually Been Con Artists (Fork Party)



Rihana and Elies Get Really Friendly (z0d)



10 things in sports scarier than the Large Hadron Collider (Guyism)



Panty Party! (atom)



What your nuts say about you (FunnyCrave)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that toxic personality is equalled only by your toxic halitosis. Here's a toothbrush, dummy)

Chris Jericho and our friends in FOZZY played their first gig in four years in Arizona:



the band's new disc, Chasing the Grail is out now.

From Metal to mammaries....

Bustiest of the busty Denise Milani loves her heavy weights:



Apparently she enjoys working out to OZZY OSBOURNE tunes... which we appreciate tremendously.

So, ya like the boobies, do ya?

Naturally heavy-chested Shay Laren is giving the worst car wash EVER in this clip:



and we could care less, because her bikini comes off.

Armed with a video camera and a winning smile, Talia Shepard takes her top off and makes one hell of a home video:



she should worry about something like this leaking online. Whoopsie. Too late.

Ravishing, Raven-haired, busty pinup girl Violet, who has done several FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us, has a brand new solo site, and to celebrate, she's shaking her fantastic figure to BRET MICHAELS' new song "Lie To Me":






Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!

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Tuesday Links: Bass Player in the Bushes, Naked Billboard Dancing, Michelle McGee's Fridge is a Nazi, Cowgirl Mila Kunis, IRON MAN 2 Game Trailer, OVE

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(But your breath is. How's about we wash your mouth out with Bleach?)

The backyard heavy metal festival was going off without a hitch, and the groupies were lining up...




Then Rodney your uncoordinated bass player dove into the bushes, killing every ounce of mojo you guys had.

You know, sometimes you just have to climb a billboard in Dallas, get naked, and dance...




Who cares if you stop traffic? You gotta do what feels right.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The trailer for IRON MAN 2: The Gameis online:




We're not even going to lie. We already pre-ordered the game... because yes, we're THAT goddamn obsessive.

Mila Kunis is a Sexy Cowgirl (Drunken Stepfather)



and seriously Mila Kunis really should take her shirt off more.





Michelle McGee's Fridge is a Nazi (WWTDD)



And just in case you haven't seen them, Michelle Bombshell recorded hardcore footage on webcam... before she blew up Jesse James' life, that is.



7 Weird Things People Have Married (Asylum)



Girl Next Door: Melissa Melendez (Bullz-Eye)



Erica Ellyson is Everything you'll want in a lady...who gets naked...outside (FreakshowPlanet)



The 10 Greatest NCAA Tournament Buzzer Beaters Of All Time (Manofest)



Janelle Priego is doing Just Fine without her shirt...or bra...or pants (z0d)



Jake Gyllenhaal:Prince of Persia Workout (The Campus Throne)



Alexis Ford is the Cadillac of Platinum Blond Babes (Dailyniner)



Snake Lake: Behind the Screams (atom)



Release the Kraken! - mashups (URLesque)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your personality is more likely to get you shot than promoted)

When you need mellow mood music, let our friends in OVERKILL be your guide...



...in the exact opposite direction, because their stuff (as you'll see in this clip from Argentina) is pretty heavy).

Move over heavy metal, we have heavy bosoms to look at...

Sexy young adult starlet Faith Nelson (aka 'In bed with Faith) is dancing on webcam:



Dim lighting covers up a lot of hurt, but Faith is still a good British Egg with no morals.

Keeping with the big boobs theme...

Naturally large-breasted Jelena Jensen felt like taking her top off under the old oak tree:



her options were to either a) tie a yellow ribbon around it... or b) take her shirt off and masturbate. guess which option SHE chose?

Speaking of the big boobs, you all know Violet, dontcha? She's done bunches of FOUNDRY CAMS videos:



She's juggling her jugs. Get it? Get it? Wait. We didn't make a joke. Sorry.

Keeping with the cam girl clippage...

To celebrate the opening of Gisele's new solo site, GOT GISELE take a look-see at the new FOUNDRY CAMS video she made for us:






Click on Gisele right now, and watch the full jaw-dropping awesome video!

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Monday Links: Tumbling Drunk soccer Fan, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Kim Kardashian has skills, Shauna Sand is Wax, CINDERELLA and ALICE IN CHAINS live, K

So, uhh... how was the weekend? Did you spend some time with a few gals and a riding crop?



If the answer is 'yes', then congrats! You've officially graduated into adulthood. Come get your shiny nickel. Hmmm?

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(But your breath is. How's about we wash your mouth out with Bleach?)

He's Brazilian, he's at a soccer match, he's sitting on a ledge, and he's REALLY drunk:




This is SOOOO not going to end well.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of adult starlets MONA and JACKI SAWYER:





RateMyWOW: JACKI SAWYER

RateMyWOW: MONA

Shauna Sand looks a wax statue in a bikini (Drunken Stepfather)



Hopefully she can sell enough copies of her sex tape to keep paying the Formaldehyde bill.





How did Kim Kardashian Get So famous? (WWTDD)



Ehh, in case that photo above is too subtle... we'll just spell it out for you and link to the sex tape she released a few years ago... See, she's a "celebrity".



Disney Discriminates Against Busty Sluts (FilmDrunk)



Girl Next Door: Melissa Melendez (Bullz-Eye)



Penthouse Pet Yurizan Beltran has big, beautiful boobs (FreakshowPlanet)



15 Funniest Foreigners On TV (Comedy)



Tarra White is quite the dish...and naked (z0d)



Señor Chang's Rap (Dave and Thomas)



Shay Laren and her boobs put all other women to shame (Dailyniner)



Bar Refaeli puts on a smokeshow for Elle magazine (Guyism)



Alcoholic Slide - like the Electic Slide, only drunker (College Humor)



6 Television Mashups That Need to Happen (FunnyCrave)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your personality is more likely to get you shot than promoted)

After three years of vocal rehabilitation, Tom Keifer from CINDERELLA still sounds like he's singing through a cheese grater.



Which is probably a compliment, considering that's how he's always sounded.

Our friends in ALICE IN CHAINS are on tour now (click for tickets) and this is what their stop in Montreal looked like:



Layne Staley made a guest appearance. Oh shit, wait...no he didn't. HE's dead.

From big guitars to big booty...

Sexy young adult starlet Kimberly Kane got her butt all oiled up:



For the totally hardcore, check out the full-length Kimberly Kane clip in BIG WET ASSES #15 - on demand.

Oooh look! Another Kimberly! Kimberly Rogers is the most beautiful gal in the neighborhood:



Of course, you won't find Mr. Rogers here....

Well hello there, guy's name! Beautiful Billy is from the Czech Republic:



and while she might have a name more commonly associated with a fella, she's ALL woman.

To celebrate the opening of Gisele's new solo site, GOT GISELE take a look-see at the new FOUNDRY CAMS video she made for us:






Click on Gisele right now, and watch the full jaw-dropping awesome video!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did



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Friday Links: Metalhead Wedding, Pants on fire, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, PREDATORS trailer, Michelle Bombshell Hardcore, Katherine Heigl almost topless

So, it's Friday. How will you spend YOUR weekend? Cooped up at home? or Hooked up with a new married friend looking for love?



Monogamy is for babies. Why do you they call it ADULTERY?? Hmmm?

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(So is your smile. Keep your mouth shut, or risk having all of your teeth chisled out)

Isn't that adorable! A young Turkish couple headbangs their way through their wedding:




And for the honeymoon, they get to pick out matching neck braces!

How does a person make it all the way into his teenage years without learning that gasoline-soaked-jeans + fire = BAD?




Apparently, no one told this genius.

So, uhh... would you blow up your Hollywood marriage for a piece of Michelle 'Bombshell' McGee?



Why, oh why Jesse James, did you bang this chick? ... well, after seeing all the hardcore footage she shot on her webcam, we might understand WHY.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of adult starlets Shione Cooper and Jennifer Rox:





RateMyWOW: SHIONE COOPER

RateMyWOW: JENNIFER ROX

Have you SEEEN the new trailer for PREDATORS???




Hoolleee shit. Looks like Robert Rodriguez may manage to save this dwindling franchise

Kim Kardashian hides her chunky ass well (Drunken Stepfather)



Unless of course Ray J is pumping that ass from behind. Then she's not hiding it all that well..





Katherine Heigl almost lost her top (WWTDD)



What's the big deal? it's not like we haven't seen her tits before... Girls. Can't kill 'em. Can't live around 'em.



Why You Shouldn't Complain About New Facebook Designs (CollegeHumor)



a visit to Bushmills, Old Bushmills Distillery in Belfast (Bullz-Eye)



Kylie Ryan will leave you cryin'...for...more...umm. Oof, that was a struggle. (FreakshowPlanet)



2010 NFL Mock Draft Version 1.0 (Scores Report)



Asa Akira is a busty ass-tastica Asian Beauty (z0d)



Hot Tub Time Machine Kicks Some Past (COED Magazine)



Monika Benjar Busts out of her Blue Bikini (Dailyniner)



Chalk It Up To An Angry Protester Losing It (Apoliticus)



Does Your Dog Understand You When You Talk? (Asylum)



20 Moments In Strange Pet Walking (Banned In Hollywood)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your breath stinks like booze, and your hair smells like old man breath. Repress much?)

Metal, duuuude! our friends in SHADOWS FALL hooked up with TESTAMENT guitarist Alex Skolnick in Toronto for a cover of "Bark at The Moon".



Umm, that would be "Bark at the Moon" by Mr. OZZY OSBOURNE for those of you who need lessons.

From heavy rock to heavy hooters...

Leggy blond sexy Czech babe Gina is giving the most ineffective washing to this Ferrari:



Something tells us she's not really focusing on the car.

As seen in this scene from PROZAC NATION, when Christina Ricci is naked in movies, the movie is always better:



Christina Ricci Naked = ALWAYS good.

To celebrate the opening of Gisele's new solo site, GOT GISELE take a look-see at the new FOUNDRY CAMS video she made for us:






Click on Gisele right now, and watch the full jaw-dropping awesome video!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did



FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



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be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



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