Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Tuesday Links: Palin Heckler Stomped, Heidi Montag Might be single, Looking Up Mila Kunis' shirt, DOKKEN and MEGADETH live, Violet's new Video






THAT's TERRIBLE:

(Just like your very existence. You suck at life, and it's a miracle you haven't blown your own head off yet)

  • A young heckler went to a Sarah Palin rally...




    and all he got was these lousy footprints on his neck.



  • THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



    ANDREW W.K. picks his Five Favorite Restaurants in New York City (Immaculate Infatuation)





    Heidi Montag is Single! Maybe! (WWTDD)



    ...and because we know you want it... Heidi Montag is Naked! Almost!





    Mila Kunis, we can see up your shirt! (Drunken Stepfather)



    Oh Mila Kunis... you are such a tease...



    Seven Types of Animal Lawn Ornaments Explained (Gunaxin)



    Lana Lopez is holding a bass guitar...A VERY LUCKY...bass. (Freakshow Planet)



    Mallory Clark Makes a Bikini Look Better (Bullz-Eye)



    Karlie Montana is all Tied Up (Dailyniner)



    INDEPENDENCE DAY 2 & 3 Shooting Back-To-Back (FilmDrunk)



    Top 10 Sexiest Movie Milfs (Heckler Spray)



    Boner Jamz! Hot Girls in Sexy Music Videos with kung fu and explosions! (Dave and Thomas)



    Sidney Moon peels herself out of her pink lingrie (z0d)



    8 Ways To Make Your Pet An Internet Sensation (UPROXX)



    A Review of 6 Axe Body Spray Scents (FunnyCrave)



    Win the South Park Complete 13th Season Uncensored on Blu-Ray (The Bachelor Guy)





    I'M SORRY:

    (Sorry that toxic personality is equalled only by your toxic halitosis. Here's a toothbrush, dummy)



  • Our friends in DOKKEN hit the stage in San Antonio, and original guitarist George Lynch joined them for "Tooth and Nail":



    There's some talk of all original members getting back together... one can only dream (sarcasm mode off).




  • speaking of semi-reunited...

  • Those guys in the almost reunited MEGADETH played "Lucretia" in Atlanta:



    Who wants to place bets on how long it takes Dave Ellefson to get into a fist fight with Dave Mustaine?




  • From Heavy Metal to Heavy Hooters....

  • The legendary adult starlet Tera Patrick is itching to get out of her tight shirt:



    This clip gets a lot raunchier but we don't want to go to prison... so click the link.




  • keeping with the big boobs theme...

  • Megan Voss is one of PLAYBOY's Busty Babes:



    ...Big Boobs. MILF... and that's that.






  • Ravishing, Raven-haired, busty pinup girl Violet, who has done several FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us, has a brand new solo site, and to celebrate, she's shaking her fantastic figure to BRET MICHAELS' new song "Lie To Me":






    Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!




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