Malaysians on a Motorcycle, New Expendables Trailer, Sandra Bullock is hiding, John Corabi plays Motley Crue Acoustic, Crashdiet thinks it's 1987

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(Just like your very existence. You suck at life, and it's a miracle you haven't blown your own head off yet)

How many young Malaysians can you fit on a Motorcycle?




If you guessed any less than FIVE... you were WAY off

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Stallone... Willis...Schwarzenegger? All blowing shit up at one time? Well, kinda.




It's the brand-spanking-new trailer for The Expendables.





Sandra Bullock is under that raincoat (WWTDD)



as she SHOULD be, because her husband's tattooed mistress, Michelle Bombshell McGee is showing off her tattooed tits and forehead at SoCalGlamourGirls





Khloe Kardashian stuffs her face (Drunken Stepfather)



Aww come ON...why can't you be more of a good egg like your sister Kim?



Gay Politician Arrested, Snared in Straight-Sex Scandal (Asylum)



Angel Dark will have you craving Dark Meat... or at least semi-dark meat (Freakshow Planet)



2010 Baseball Preview (Bullz-Eye)



Maya Helena Codina. Three Names. One fantastic Body. (Dailyniner)



Taylor Swift Trampled By Unicorns (Dave and Thomas)



Health Insurance Industry Exploits Loop Holes In all Future Health Care Bills (Apoliticus)



Five of the Hottest Women over 40 (Fork Party)



Irene Richie is Rich with with...uh, boobies. (z0d)



Shocking: The Nissan LEAF Electric Vehicle to Hit the Streets at Around $25K. Or Less. (The Bachelor Guy)



16 strange, awesome Japanese commercials (UPROXX)



Indian baby born with vagina on her forehead (AfroJacks)



IN-N-OUT Burger Prank Revealed (College Humor)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that toxic personality is equalled only by your toxic halitosis. Here's a toothbrush, dummy)

JOHN CORABI, who know from MÖTLEY CRUE, The SCREAM, UNION, and RATT went down to Brazil to play a little MÖTLEY CRUE acoustic-style:



"Hooligan's Holiday" never sounded this mellow.

Someone might want to tap the guys from CRASHDÏET on the shoulders and let them know it's not 1987 anymore:



Then again, don't bother. It's more fun to watch them make videos like this one.

OK, so it's a little blurry, but JANE's ADDICTION has enlisted DUFF McKAGAN as their new bass player:



This is iPod video from a birthday party for Perry Ferrell, who just turned 51.

From Metal to mammaries....

Busty blond babe Sandee Westgate is showing off her pearl necklace in this clip, and we mean that very literally:



Don't you worry... her full-length videos are MUCH raunchier... and far less literal.

on the slightly less-top-heavy end of the spectrum...

this is less-chesty Andrea Biel and she can't WAIT to get out of that itchy red lingerie:



we assume it's itchy, because she's on that couch in her birthday suit in no time.

From the professional to the amateur, everyone say 'Hi' to Kayla and her big ass boobs:



She's got a webcam. She's not afraid to use it. Dammit.

Ravishing, Raven-haired, busty pinup girl Violet, who has done several FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us, has a brand new solo site, and to celebrate, she's shaking her fantastic figure to BRET MICHAELS' new song "Lie To Me":






Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did



FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Friday Opie and Anthony Links: Nick DiPaolo, Terrell Owens, More New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Animation Festival - Get Your Entries in NOW!!!!, New Videos

LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch Jim Norton teach you poker - online now!)

The O&A Traveling Virus is back! The first date has been announced, and it's in New Jersey at the PNC BANK ARTS CENTER
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GET TICKETS AT TICKETMASTER... and for those of you who want them PREMIUM SEATS FOR 'TRAVELING VIRUS' ARE ONLINE HERE

VOTE FOR THE VIRUS: Which comedians would you like to see on this years Traveling Virus Tour? Go To VirusVote.com and Vote for your TOP THREE!

Thank friggin' GOD it's FRIDAY... Today on the Opie and Anthony Show, we welcome back the one, the only Nick DiPaolo, who performs at Caroline's in New York City tonight. Also stopping by is the Dallas Cowboys' own Terrell Owens ...who is working with The Alzheimer's Association to raise awareness about the disease.

Remember kiddies, if you want to see any of these impressive celebrities IN-STUDIO, live, while they're on the O&A Show, just Turn On Your PALTALK (register for free online now), and head over to the Opie and Anthony LIVE room, where you can also see US, in-studio, comepletely preoccupied by the Ladies Of Paltalk, namely that chick with the fantastic ass who derails the show once every fifteen minutes or so...

Opie and Anthony Animation Festival: - ENTRIES DUE NOW!!! (well, June 1st actually...but that is on a Sunday... so stop dicking around and get us that animation of yours on DVD...)The first annual Opie and Anthony Animation Festival is happening on June 5th, 2008 at Roseland Ballroom in New York City. The event is SOLD OUT pretty much, but if you missed the boat YOU CAN STILL GET PREMIUM SEATS ONLINE

GET ALL THE ANIMATION FESTIVAL DETAILS AND EXAMPLES HERE....and if you ARE animating something for the festival, why not give us a call and let us know what you're working on... or EMAIL us a few screenshots...

BUT DON'T POST THE FINISHED PROJECT ONLINE BEFORE THE FESTIVAL! (deadline is June 1, 2008!!!)

...and if you need audio ideas to fuel your animation, check THESE out...

New O&A Audio Clips: Here's a few little gems the behind-the-scenes crew has been working on for the show:



Anthony Calls Out Sick

Steve C is Trapped in a Beehive (production piece by Derek B)

Steve C is Walking on Sunshine - by Dru Boogie (Dru takes dummy's warm-up audio and makes magic)

EROCK loves BACON!

Steve C warms up his voice to Indian music! (dummy got busted again making stupid noises into a live mic)

NEW Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks to our west coast cronies Yoshi, and Brandon Iron, who is promoting his site LOAD MY MOUTH (seriously, don't click on that at work), we have two brand new pairs of lovely boobies to show you, courtesy of Jessica Young and Talia Tyler:



RateMyWOW: Ashley Marie

RateMyWOW: Andrea Anderson

...speaking of BOOBS, watch how seamlessly and shamelessly we insert this clip here...

The luxurious platinum-blonde LUX from FOUNDRY CAMS got a visit from the bosom fairy since the last time we checked in with her....





CLICK THE PIC TO SEE LUX IN ACTION!



...Now, those photos probably got you feeling a little brave. Well, before you do something overt, and get caught on camera... check out the site below...

We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one you're hearing the naughty ads for? Now you know. Go investigate.

'Today's Boner' Returns: Thank Goodness! It's been a while since we heard some hardcore buggering on the XM side of the show. Listen for new editions of Today's Boner each and every day:

Today's Boner is brought to you by BELLADONNA's EVIL PINK (Goddamn, Bella just loves putting cumbersome things where cumbersome things don't fit)

Put down that 4 pound bag of Trail Mix (you know, the one you convinced yourself was healthy, but really is making you fatter by the second), and check out all the videos to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Smoking Hot White Chick Booty Dancing On Webcam

'Elephant Man' Working in the Supermarket

Girl Gets Tossed Around in Ensenada

THE INCREDIBLE HULK: Hulk vs. Tim Roth - as Emil Blonsky

Sweet Krissy Plays With Her Giant Boobs

Mariah Carey Throws Out First Pitch at Tokyo Baseball Game...poorly

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