Malaysians on a Motorcycle, New Expendables Trailer, Sandra Bullock is hiding, John Corabi plays Motley Crue Acoustic, Crashdiet thinks it's 1987

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(Just like your very existence. You suck at life, and it's a miracle you haven't blown your own head off yet)

How many young Malaysians can you fit on a Motorcycle?




If you guessed any less than FIVE... you were WAY off

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Stallone... Willis...Schwarzenegger? All blowing shit up at one time? Well, kinda.




It's the brand-spanking-new trailer for The Expendables.





Sandra Bullock is under that raincoat (WWTDD)



as she SHOULD be, because her husband's tattooed mistress, Michelle Bombshell McGee is showing off her tattooed tits and forehead at SoCalGlamourGirls





Khloe Kardashian stuffs her face (Drunken Stepfather)



Aww come ON...why can't you be more of a good egg like your sister Kim?



Gay Politician Arrested, Snared in Straight-Sex Scandal (Asylum)



Angel Dark will have you craving Dark Meat... or at least semi-dark meat (Freakshow Planet)



2010 Baseball Preview (Bullz-Eye)



Maya Helena Codina. Three Names. One fantastic Body. (Dailyniner)



Taylor Swift Trampled By Unicorns (Dave and Thomas)



Health Insurance Industry Exploits Loop Holes In all Future Health Care Bills (Apoliticus)



Five of the Hottest Women over 40 (Fork Party)



Irene Richie is Rich with with...uh, boobies. (z0d)



Shocking: The Nissan LEAF Electric Vehicle to Hit the Streets at Around $25K. Or Less. (The Bachelor Guy)



16 strange, awesome Japanese commercials (UPROXX)



Indian baby born with vagina on her forehead (AfroJacks)



IN-N-OUT Burger Prank Revealed (College Humor)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that toxic personality is equalled only by your toxic halitosis. Here's a toothbrush, dummy)

JOHN CORABI, who know from MÖTLEY CRUE, The SCREAM, UNION, and RATT went down to Brazil to play a little MÖTLEY CRUE acoustic-style:



"Hooligan's Holiday" never sounded this mellow.

Someone might want to tap the guys from CRASHDÏET on the shoulders and let them know it's not 1987 anymore:



Then again, don't bother. It's more fun to watch them make videos like this one.

OK, so it's a little blurry, but JANE's ADDICTION has enlisted DUFF McKAGAN as their new bass player:



This is iPod video from a birthday party for Perry Ferrell, who just turned 51.

From Metal to mammaries....

Busty blond babe Sandee Westgate is showing off her pearl necklace in this clip, and we mean that very literally:



Don't you worry... her full-length videos are MUCH raunchier... and far less literal.

on the slightly less-top-heavy end of the spectrum...

this is less-chesty Andrea Biel and she can't WAIT to get out of that itchy red lingerie:



we assume it's itchy, because she's on that couch in her birthday suit in no time.

From the professional to the amateur, everyone say 'Hi' to Kayla and her big ass boobs:



She's got a webcam. She's not afraid to use it. Dammit.

Ravishing, Raven-haired, busty pinup girl Violet, who has done several FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us, has a brand new solo site, and to celebrate, she's shaking her fantastic figure to BRET MICHAELS' new song "Lie To Me":






Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did



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Wednesday Links: Dancing for Smokes, [REc] 2 trailer, Jesse James in Sex Rehab, Mick Jagger's Sexy Daughter, FOZZY's first gig in 4 years, Busty babes

Happy Hump Day, kids!



Spend some quality time in a classy establishment fornicating with that fairly attractive teenage groupie you've been chatting it up with online. Don't mind the roaches.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(Just like your very existence. You suck at life, and it's a miracle you haven't blown your own head off yet)

What's worse, the fact that this Malaysian man is dancing for cigarettes?




or his busted-ass dance moves? Learn some new steps, mister.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



The new trailer for [REC] 2, the sequel to the 2007 Spanish film [REC] (which was later re-made as QUARANTINE) is so scary....




You'll probably need to keep a change of underwear handy before watching it.





Jesse James is in Sex Rehab (WWTDD)



On the other hand, Jesse's tattooed mistress, Michelle Bombshell McGee is chatting it up online at SoCalGlamourGirls





Mick Jagger's Daughter Georgia May Jagger has NONE of her father's genetics (Drunken Stepfather)



11 Pointless Uses Of Modern Technology (UPROXX)



Bree Olson Bails on her Clothes and opts for her Birthday Suit (Freakshow Planet)



What’s my name, bitch? Twenty great movie titles (Bullz-Eye)



April Hannah Has our attention in April, May, June...hell...anytime, really. (Dailyniner)



All the Cool Kids cook Bacon With a Machine Gun (GammaSquad)



Off-Menu Secrets Exposed -- Can You Really Order This Stuff? (Asylum)



Five Artists that May Have Actually Been Con Artists (Fork Party)



Rihana and Elies Get Really Friendly (z0d)



10 things in sports scarier than the Large Hadron Collider (Guyism)



Panty Party! (atom)



What your nuts say about you (FunnyCrave)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that toxic personality is equalled only by your toxic halitosis. Here's a toothbrush, dummy)

Chris Jericho and our friends in FOZZY played their first gig in four years in Arizona:



the band's new disc, Chasing the Grail is out now.

From Metal to mammaries....

Bustiest of the busty Denise Milani loves her heavy weights:



Apparently she enjoys working out to OZZY OSBOURNE tunes... which we appreciate tremendously.

So, ya like the boobies, do ya?

Naturally heavy-chested Shay Laren is giving the worst car wash EVER in this clip:



and we could care less, because her bikini comes off.

Armed with a video camera and a winning smile, Talia Shepard takes her top off and makes one hell of a home video:



she should worry about something like this leaking online. Whoopsie. Too late.

Ravishing, Raven-haired, busty pinup girl Violet, who has done several FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us, has a brand new solo site, and to celebrate, she's shaking her fantastic figure to BRET MICHAELS' new song "Lie To Me":






Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did



FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



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Friday Links: Dog eats Police Car, Last Airbender Trailer 3, Shauna Sand's New Boy Toy, Jesse James is up to #4, Axl Rose is a Big Deal, New ATREYU

Did you spend the week flirting with a good-looking co-worker?



Make your move this weekend! Consenting adults can have consensual sex. Married, Shmarried. More women are cheating these days than EVER.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(But your breath is. How's about we wash your mouth out with Bleach?)

Psst - when your dog is eating the bumper off the local police cruisers...




It may be time to cough up some cash for obedience lessons.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The third trailer for M. Night Shyamalan film, The Last Airbender is online:




Could the once-mighty M. Night Shyamalan have a hit on his hands? We sure hope so.

Want to do stupid shit on video and get famous? OF COURSE YOU DO! (Make A Dare)





and Jesse James is up to FOUR ...um, whores (WWTDD)



...of course who could forget the one and only Michelle Bombshell McGee, whose hardcore vids are online in only one place....HERE





Shauna Sand's ass has a new Boy Toy (Drunken Stepfather)



Thank God, you know... Maybe she can make a follow-up sex tape



Attractive Retard Sues ABC (Warming Glow)



Playboy's Brandi Mae Braxton has a white trash name, but a million dollar body (Freakshow Planet)



Meet The Cast of 'Hot Tub Time Machine' (Bullz-Eye)



Faye Reagan has a Presidential name, but when's the last time the Commander-in-Chief licked his own kneecaps? (Dailyniner)



6 Awesome Food Products Discontinued Before Their Time (Asylum)



Richard Alpert Old Spice Guy FTW (NextRound)



Julri Waters...wow, there's so many Asian jokes we could make right now, but her boobs are too distracting (z0d)



25 Sexist Vintage Ads (Manofest)



People Are Like Nintendo Games (CollegeHumor)



Snake Lake: Behind the Screams (atom)



15 Creative and Delicious Things You Can Make With Oreos (The Bachelor Guy)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your personality is more likely to get you shot than promoted)

You know, Axl Rose of GUNS N' ROSES is kind of a big deal:



In Lima, Peru...that is. He flew in a day aftet the rest of the band and crew... flanked by security.

Those friendly guys in ATREYU have a new video for "Lonely":



That's an angry-looking L.S.F...Lead singer face. Roaaaaar, he's angry!

From bands to babes, let's get those salivary glands going....

Super-sexyCrissy Moran isn't happy with that long black gown:



Off with you, vile evening wear! She lasts about 58 seconds before going to town on herself

Yay! More fanny!

Lovely Latina Valentina Vaughn is behind bars:



OK, that's a lie. She's on the stairs diddling herself. We took a little creative license with that one.

Her name is Sydney Moon and she's playing with the luckiest golden dildo EVER:



She's gets naughty very fast... treat yourself to the full-length clip!

Let's once again honor our lovely friend GISELE who has done a ton of FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us:






Click on Gisele right now, and watch the full jaw-dropping awesome video!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did



FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



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Tuesday Links: Bass Player in the Bushes, Naked Billboard Dancing, Michelle McGee's Fridge is a Nazi, Cowgirl Mila Kunis, IRON MAN 2 Game Trailer, OVE

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(But your breath is. How's about we wash your mouth out with Bleach?)

The backyard heavy metal festival was going off without a hitch, and the groupies were lining up...




Then Rodney your uncoordinated bass player dove into the bushes, killing every ounce of mojo you guys had.

You know, sometimes you just have to climb a billboard in Dallas, get naked, and dance...




Who cares if you stop traffic? You gotta do what feels right.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The trailer for IRON MAN 2: The Gameis online:




We're not even going to lie. We already pre-ordered the game... because yes, we're THAT goddamn obsessive.

Mila Kunis is a Sexy Cowgirl (Drunken Stepfather)



and seriously Mila Kunis really should take her shirt off more.





Michelle McGee's Fridge is a Nazi (WWTDD)



And just in case you haven't seen them, Michelle Bombshell recorded hardcore footage on webcam... before she blew up Jesse James' life, that is.



7 Weird Things People Have Married (Asylum)



Girl Next Door: Melissa Melendez (Bullz-Eye)



Erica Ellyson is Everything you'll want in a lady...who gets naked...outside (FreakshowPlanet)



The 10 Greatest NCAA Tournament Buzzer Beaters Of All Time (Manofest)



Janelle Priego is doing Just Fine without her shirt...or bra...or pants (z0d)



Jake Gyllenhaal:Prince of Persia Workout (The Campus Throne)



Alexis Ford is the Cadillac of Platinum Blond Babes (Dailyniner)



Snake Lake: Behind the Screams (atom)



Release the Kraken! - mashups (URLesque)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your personality is more likely to get you shot than promoted)

When you need mellow mood music, let our friends in OVERKILL be your guide...



...in the exact opposite direction, because their stuff (as you'll see in this clip from Argentina) is pretty heavy).

Move over heavy metal, we have heavy bosoms to look at...

Sexy young adult starlet Faith Nelson (aka 'In bed with Faith) is dancing on webcam:



Dim lighting covers up a lot of hurt, but Faith is still a good British Egg with no morals.

Keeping with the big boobs theme...

Naturally large-breasted Jelena Jensen felt like taking her top off under the old oak tree:



her options were to either a) tie a yellow ribbon around it... or b) take her shirt off and masturbate. guess which option SHE chose?

Speaking of the big boobs, you all know Violet, dontcha? She's done bunches of FOUNDRY CAMS videos:



She's juggling her jugs. Get it? Get it? Wait. We didn't make a joke. Sorry.

Keeping with the cam girl clippage...

To celebrate the opening of Gisele's new solo site, GOT GISELE take a look-see at the new FOUNDRY CAMS video she made for us:






Click on Gisele right now, and watch the full jaw-dropping awesome video!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did



FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



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We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



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Thursday Links: Drunk Weed Wacking, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Guess the cleavage, Sandra Bullock is out! Axl Rose & Dave Mustaine Hissy Fits, Julia Ann'

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(So is your smile. Keep your mouth shut, or risk having all of your teeth chisled out)

He's in a vineyard...he's drunk...and he's got a weed wacker:




Not the brightest of gentlemen, wouldn't you say?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for SHE IS HALF MY AGE and LOAD MY MOUTH (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of adult starlets Jessica Rox and Daria Glower:





RateMyWOW: DARIA GLOWER

RateMyWOW: JESSICA ROX

Now whose shirt could we possibly be looking down in THIS photo? (Drunken Stepfather)



Here's a hint: she likes using body doubles...a lot.





Sandra Bullock has moved out of her LA Home (WWTDD)



Gee golly whiz...look at all the trouble one little tattooed woman caused.



Former 'Manhattan Madam' Runs for Governor, Reveals She's Pro-Bestiality (Gunaxin)



...and how does the 'Manhattan Madam' stay in shape? she has the bestest fitness expert ever, that's how! (MuscleSorority)



a visit to Bushmills, Old Bushmills Distillery in Belfast (Bullz-Eye)



Playboy Playmate Adeanna Cooke Heats Up The Lens in this photo shoot (FreakshowPlanet)



Marriage is a Bitch (Dave and Thomas)



Plaboy Babe Charis Boyle and Her Big Oiled-up boobs (z0d)



GSP's Training Workout (AskMen)



Gianna Michaels Loves Her Boobs so much, she can't stop playing with them (Dailyniner)



TLC's Top 5 Most Disturbing Series (UPROXX)



Interview Tips to Get (almost) Any Job (The Campus Throne)



March Madness Girl...sucks (atom)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your breath stinks like booze, and your hair smells like old man breath. Repress much?)

EXTREME CLOSE UP!!! Axl Rose gets whacked in the chest with a bottle, and the GUNS N' ROSES concert grinds to a halt.



We'll hand it to Axl for remaining semi-cool on this one.

When in doubt & the PA system craps out, run on stage & verbally thrash the promoter.



Then YOU can be just like Dave Mustaine from MEGADETH ... cuz he did that in Baltimore the other day.

From heavy rock to heavy hooters...

Busty blond slut-bucket Julia Ann is getting her ass lubed up:



For the totally hardcore, check out the full-length BIG WET ASSES #15 - on demand.

Wow, it's Alison Angel doing the most taboo act we've ever seen a hot blond piece-of-ass doing;



She's VACUUMING! That's right! Clean that carpet, woman!

Since when did SLOVAKIA become a haven for hotness? Apparently a while ago, because Diana Doll is all Slovakian... and all nekkid:



We're not being critical. If we were that Slovakian and that hot, we'd be naked all the time too.

To celebrate the opening of Gisele's new solo site, GOT GISELE take a look-see at the new FOUNDRY CAMS video she made for us:






Click on Gisele right now, and watch the full jaw-dropping awesome video!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did



FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.