Friday Links: Crazy Romanian Lady, KNIGHT and DAY international trailer, Courteney Cox Cheating, Tila Tequila is Boring, GODSMACK's New video, Scott Stapp's Marlins Song, Rebecca Jessop and Kagney Lynn Carter

It's Friday! You know what that means, right? Time to be deviant!
Spend the weekend with a married person you just met online... you're both lonely. Do something about it.

Married - Shmarried! get yourself to the local hotel with a jacuzzi and a bottle of booze and don't come out till Monday morning.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(as is your breath, your hairline, and your attitude. Set yourself on fire, whydontcha?)

This crazy screaming Romanian Woman is holding up traffic...


That is, until a local cabbie steps in and gives her the business!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The international trailer for the upcoming KNIGHT and DAY shows us a bit more of Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz getting knocked around:


Have we seen this movie before? Yeah, probably. Will we wind up seeing this one? Yeah, probably.


Is Courteney Cox Cheating? Hey, why not? (WWTDD)

Does Courteney Cox look outstanding without clothes on?...oh abso-fucking-lutely.


Tila Tequila is f*cking boring (Drunken Stepfather)

Except for her boobs...Tila's only redeeming quality.

Credit or Debit? 8 Tips for Saving Money and Covering Your Ass When Shopping Online (The Bachelor Guy)

A Chat With Hugh Hefner (Bullz-Eye)

Veronica Ricci must have itchy undies; they don't stay on for very long at all (Freakshow Planet)

Melany C is Shackled in Chains...and nothing else (Dailyniner)

Fox News Sexes Up Steven Seagal Sex-Slave Coverage (Asylum)

A Boston Red Sox Hater Guide (FunnyCrave)

Nerd Body Odor Out of Control at MIT (Asylum)

45 Demotivational Posters That Are Actually Funny (ForkParty)

Stephanie Sage has a Leopard-print thong...a reeeeally small one (z0d)

When Should you Use a Taser? (UPROXX)

Nic Cage Buys Pyramid-Shaped Tomb in New Orleans (FilmDrunk)

What the Hell is this guy Doing??? (DJMICK)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you forgot to clean the pool and change the kegs this weekend. Chop chop, errand boy!)

Our friends in GODSMACK have a new video for "Cryin' Like a Bitch", packed with multiple MMA fighters:

The band's new disc, The Oracle is set to hit stores on May 4, 2010 via Universal Republic Records.

CREED frontman Scott Stapp wrote and recorded a Florida Marlins song:

It's called "Marlins Will Fly" and it's um...well, ah... hmm.

From rock to racks...

Busty British brunette Rebecca Jessop is rolling around in the grass in a snazzy snakeskin suit:

How many snakes had to die senselessly to make an outfit to cover her J-Cup breasts? The world may never know.

Time for a chest rub...

Beautiful blond Kagney Lynn Carter gets a massage from a creepy masseuse:

Of course, it's not long until Kagney Lynn gets totally into it, so the guy must have a solid rap.

Busty Los Angeles-based, Uruguayan adult starlet Sienna West is anything but shy:

Just ask the lucky cameraman who Sienna went down on aggressively...He'll give you the scoop.

Ravishing, Raven-haired, busty pinup girl Violet, who has done several FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us, has a brand new solo site, and to celebrate, she's shaking her fantastic figure to BRET MICHAELS' new song "Lie To Me":


Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!

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Friday Opie and Anthony Links: Lazlow and GTA 4, Chris Carter from X-Files, Prison Bitch Movies! New O&A Videos, Belly Dancers Wanted, King Of Kong

LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch Anthony discuss his broken home - online now!)

Jim Norton's Got TEN CD's Worth Of Material online - order 'The Best Of Jim Norton' on iTunes NOW!

Happy Friggin' Friday, kids! The Opie and Anthony Show is honored to welcome our buddy Lazlow to the program, and not because we like him...no sir... he's bringing us a preview of Grand Theft Auto IV to check out. The whole crew of the O&A Show is in that game, so we're kind of jazzed about seeing what our video game counterparts look like.



Click the GTA4 box to order yours now!






Also joining us in studio will be Chris Carter and Frank Spotnitz to talk about the new X-FILES film, and to wreck the ending for us. No, not really.

We're hooked on Prison bitch movies!... check out the shower scene in the 1980 film Ilsa The Wicked Warden... we're SO distracted...

Want to see any of this really famous and important people LIVE, in-studio? OF COURSE YOU DO!. All you have to do is Log In To PalTalk and head on over to the Opie and Anthony LIVE room to enjoy all the in-studio action. Of course, if you're anything like us (and you probably ARE), you're drooling profusely to the many Ladies Of PalTalk, who can be seen getting naked on cam, showering, and/or getting dressed each and every morning.

New Opie and Anthony Videos: Thanks to Derek, we have brand-spanking new footage of Willem Dafoe and Morgan Spurlock in studio:



Willem Dafoe Visits The Opie and Anthony Show

Morgan Spurlock Returns To The Opie and Anthony Show

New Tippy Tom Remix: Thanks to the hard work of our own Derek, we have a new remix featuring our homeless cohort, Tippy Tom!



Listen to the 'Tippy Tom Loves Ass' now!

Let's help Robert Kelly climb that list on Amazon! He has a new CD/DVD called Just The Tip, and it's on sale NOW!


Click the pic to order it now!

We're obsessed with the The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters documentary. Video game geeks RULE, don't they?

Click the pic to order now!

Opie and Anthony Animation Festival: You Animators better be animatin' for the Opie and Anthony Animation Festival, because the deadline for entries is June 1st...hurry your ass up! The O&A Animation Festival is going to be on June 5th at The Roseland Ballroom in New York City!!

GET ALL THE ANIMATION FESTIVAL DETAILS AND EXAMPLES HERE....then get your ass animatin' because we have $10,000 in prize money to give away!... and if you ARE animating something for the festival, why not give us a call and let us know what you're working on... BUT DON'T POST THE FINISHED PROJECT ONLINE BEFORE THE FESTIVAL!

CALLING ALL BELLY DANCERS: Ever since Erica showed up to belly dance in studio, we have been consumed with finding MORE regular women who can belly dance. Now, we're not necessarily looking for full-blown professional belly dancers in belly dancing outfits. We want you to show off your skills without all that stuff... wearing ... well, quite frankly, as little clothing as you're willing to wear...or not wear. Email us if you're interested in belly dancing for us. And yes, we do have some cool prizes this time to give away!

...Speaking of girls who like to shake their hips and hineys, check out this thing over here...

Pretty, Pig-tailed Mary Kate from FOUNDRY CAMS sent us a brand new video in her tiny STAY COZY shirt:



CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO!

speaking of girls you'd like to do inappropriate things to...

Every day, we're getting emails about dating service that caters to married men and women? You know, the one you're hearing the naughty ads for? They're Ashley Madison... so there. Now you know.

Put down that large combo from Wendy's, and check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:


Jessica DiFeo Strips Down In The Kitchen

Internal Microsoft Video featuring Bruce Springsteen Look-Alike

Old School Jenna Jameson Girl-Girl Scene

Traci Lords Workout Video

Prisoner Attacks Prosecutor In Brooklyn Federal Court

Vida Guerra Dance Rehearsal

Potato Gun Full Of Flour

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