Female Canadiens Fans get Dumped, Tito and Jenna are A-OK Now, Kylie Minogue's New Video, ACCEPT live in NYC, New STP video, Amy Reid and Sochee Mala Nude

Happy Monday, boys and girls. If Mondays are a thing to be happy about.
Did you spend the weekend playing hide the salami with a cute co-worker? If so, then give yourself a pat on the back.

Having an affair is like giving spare change to the poor. It just makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Like the lingering stench of body odor and farts you leave behind in every room)

We're not exactly avid hockey fans, but we LOVE watching a pickup truck full of female Canadiens fans get dumped onto the street:


This happened in Montreal after the Habs beat the Penguins.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Tito and Jenna: Everything is All Better Now (WWTDD)

Honestly, as long as Jenna keeps making her Club Jenna magic, whatever else she does is fine with us.


Kylie Minogue's New Video looks Fun (Drunken Stepfather)

Kylie Minogue's Naked Ass Looks pretty outstanding also... betcha didn't know she was doing skin flicks, did ya?

Intimate Gymnastics Will Pump You Up ... Down There (Asylum)

PLAYBOY babe Teri Harrison is Having a Hard Time Staying Dressed. (Freakshow Planet)

15 Films Where Humanity isn't Doing so Hot (Bullz-Eye)

Amanda Corey...is kinda Whore-y (Dailyniner)

'Iron Man 2' Soundtrack Review (MovieFone)

Nine Alternate Jobs For Lindsay Lohan (with Photoshops) (UPROXX)

So Much 'Inception' Stuff you'll Probably Barf (FilmDrunk)

Jazy, Nikita and Amanda are a whole pile of Naked Bisexuality (z0d)

How To Handel Idle Chit-Chat with Strangers (FunnyCrave)

It's the Betty White SNL Drinking Game! (TheBachelorGuy)

The 10 best stand-up comedians of all-time (Guyism)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that there isn't a toothpaste strong enough to clean those awful teeth of yours)

You know, for all the drama that surrounds the band STONE TEMPLE PILOTS are pretty damn impressive when Weiland is coherent:

Go Get Your STP Tickets NOW and see which version of the band you're going to get!

Apparently there are still hundreds of New Yorkers who love ACCEPT:

...and who still love singing along with "Balls To The Wall". The re-formed ACCEPT made their debut in New York City over the weekend.

From Hard Rock to Hard Bodies...

Lucious Latina Sochee Mala (click to see her list of credits) is getting changed on *ahem* 'hidden camera':

yeah, we had to suspend disbelief for a little bit on this one. But Sochee Mala was in "Evil Sluts 4", so we can loosen up a little.

German-born Busty adult starlet Amy Reid is peeling off her pink lingrie:

...on top of one seriously lucky couch...wait till you see what else she does to that lucky couch

and since we like shameless self-promotion as much as the next fella

Here's Samantha in one of our official FoundryMusic T-Shirts shaking her ass to "Satisfied" by SOCIAL CODE:

CLICK THE PIC TO SEE SAMANTHA's SEXY STRIP!
(well it almost rhymes)

Then, when you have some motor function back... chat with Samantha LIVE, one-on-one, on her cam!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

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We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Jumpy Crab, Obsessing over Iron Man, Joslyn James Says Tito Beat Up Jenna, Kim Kardashian's Tight Clothes, Lopez Luvz SLASH, Brazilians Love MEGADETH, Knocker Hockey with Dominno, Candice Cardinele in The Kitchen

Happpy HUMP DAY, kids. Hump a mom, whydontcha?

This MILF in a bikini could be all yours... thanks to the people who encourage you to fornicate with MILFs.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your ace and hairline. Boy, are YOU in trouble)

Some animals don't want to be eaten:


Like this crab, who got a little jumpy when tossed into a pot of boiling water.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

We're obsessing over this suitcase-armor scene from the new IRON MAN film:


HOw do ya fit all that armor into a suitcase, man? You're wrecking the illusion, maaaaan! (incidentally, we were told several times that the suitcase armor IS in fact part of IRON MAN mythos. We are, quite obviously, idiots.

Joslyn James says Tito Ortiz Beat up Jenna Jameson (WWTDD)

and why wouldn't you believe every word she says...Anyone whose best work is showcased in 'Monster Cock POV 2' should never be argued with. We don't even need to hear Tito's end of this.


Kim Kardashian Loves Squeezing Herself into very tight, very shiny outfits (Drunken Stepfather)

and she also likes going down on black guys... why do we keep going with that gag? Because we love beating bits like that to death.

5 Questions from Tribeca With Bill Murray (MovieFone)

Roxanna, you don't have to put on the red Light... but taking off your dress would be nifty (Freakshow Planet)

A Chat with Patrick Stewart (Bullz-Eye)

Kagney Linn Karter is Kinda Kute when she's naked (Dailyniner)

Courtney Love Resurrects Hole Once Again for 'Nobody's Daughter' (Asylum)

Top 10 Ways To Mess With Your Drunk Friends (TheCampusSocialite)

Get the New Gillette ProGlide Free, Before it Hits Shelves (TheBachelorGuy)

Andrea B is Pretending to be Bashful...but she's really Bare-assed (z0d)

Awesome HALO Parody Mashup (GammaSquad)

The 10 Most Awesome Mascot Dunks Of All Time (With Video) (Bleacher Report)

SEC Checks Itself In To Rehab Due To Porn Addiction (Apoliticus)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the chip on your shoulder is roughly the size of Mount Everest)

Look who's popping up all over the damn place. It's SLASH on Lopez Tonight (again):

only Myles Kennedy is singing with him this time, and not that lousy Aussie from Wolfmother. His hair is creepy, ain't it?

What do Brazilians love more than transexuals and prostitutes? MEGADETH, dammit!

See? The proof is in the video. You can never have enough prostitutes though, can you?

from heavy bands to, well... heavy hooters (only so many good segues, you know)

Large-breasted exotic adult starlet Dominnno is playing a friendly game of air hockey:

and as you might imagine, it's not long before she's playing with herself...on the air hockey table. Someone get a mop

from the rec room, we move upstairs to the kitchen...

where you'll find Candice Cardinele sauntering around in next to nothing:

when you have a body like that, you're kind of obligated, you know?

Why do we love sending out enormous old school FoundryMusic T-Shirts to our FOUNDRY CAMS girls? Because we love seeing what girls like Brooke and Sweet Victoria wind up doing with them. In this case, they made a vest and a miniskirt, respectively.
Thanks to our friends in FRAMING HANLEY for "Stupid Girl".

Click on Brooke blond locks, and stare wide-eyed at the screen for a while

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Thursday Opie and Anthony Links: Animation Fest TONIGHT in NYC - Official Shirts On Sale Now!, Patrice Oneal, Jimmy Justice, New Boobs on RATEMYWOW

LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch Jim Norton teach you poker - online now!)

...and SPEAKING of ANIMATIONS...

Opie and Anthony Animation Festival: - The first annual Opie and Anthony Animation Festival is happening TONIGHT, June 5th, 2008 at Roseland Ballroom in New York City. The event is SOLD OUT pretty much, but if you missed the boat YOU CAN STILL GET PREMIUM SEATS ONLINE

GET ALL THE ANIMATION FESTIVAL DETAILS HERE.... We have a TON of submissions for the festival (as suspected, they ALL showed up at the last minute), and the competition is looking to be fierce. For those of you who can't make the show on Thursday, we'll have all of the animations online at ANIMATIONFEST.NET (but only AFTER the show is over and it's only live for 48 hours...then the animations will be available on iTunes.

...and it wouldn't be an 'Official O&A Event'...without an 'Official O&A T-shirt' from Brother Elmo, right?

OFFICIAL ANIMATION FESTIVAL SHIRTS: Opie's brother Elmo designed a special shirt JUST for the Animation Festival and you can get them online while supplies last!



CLICK THE PIC TO GET YOUR SHIRT NOW!!!!

The O&A Traveling Virus is back! The first date has been announced, and it's in New Jersey at the PNC BANK ARTS CENTER
.
GET TICKETS AT TICKETMASTER... and for those of you who want them PREMIUM SEATS FOR 'TRAVELING VIRUS' ARE ONLINE HERE

VOTE FOR THE VIRUS: Which comedians would you like to see on this years Traveling Virus Tour? Go To VirusVote.com and Vote for your TOP THREE!

The Opie and Anthony Show is hanging with our pal, and one of the Animation Festival judges, Mr. Patrice Oneal today. In addition to his judging duties, Patrice will be performing in Red Bank, NJ with Bob Kelly and Mike DeStefano at the Count Basie Theater on Friday Night. We're also going to be talking to Jimmy Justice, who roams the streets of New York City, looking for parking enforcement cops who are breaking the law.

If you want to SEE any of these fabulous in-studio guests, just Turn On Your PALTALK (register for free online now), and head over to the Opie and Anthony LIVE room, where you can see famous people....as well as the staff comepletely preoccupied by the boobs and hineys of the Paltalk girls, because everyone loves lookin' at boobies and hineys...

NEW Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks to our west coast cronies Yoshi, and Brandon Iron, who is promoting his site LOAD MY MOUTH (seriously, don't click on that at work), we have a brand new pair of lovely boobies to show you, courtesy of newcomer Rikki:



RateMyWOW:Rikki

...speaking of BOOBS, watch how seamlessly and shamelessly we insert this clip here...

The sexy, seductive SILVIA from FOUNDRY CAMS got one of our STAY COZY Shirts and sent in this great new video....





CLICK THE PIC TO SEE SILVIA IN ACTION




...If any of those images or videos left you feeling a little... err, 'anxious'... why not do something about it with that chick in the office you've been eyeballing...

We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one you're hearing the naughty ads for? Now you know. Go investigate.

Put down that big bowl of Granola (which, incidentally, is loaded with fat, so enjoy that bowl of cheeseburger you're wolfing down), and check out all the videos to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Jazmin is interviewed before her scene

'Water Running Car Gets 100 Miles To The Ounce

Joanna Bliss and Katarina Big Boob Massage

'Sexy teen In HOOTERS shorts Dances on Webcam

Russian Office Worker Rampage - Caught on Cell Phone Video

Russian Office Worker Rampage - Caught on Security Camera Video

Topless Busty Brunette In A Tiny Thong

Rap Battle Brawl: Math vs. Dose

2 Sexy College Girls Making Out

Reporter Kissed By Boogie Woogie Man on Live TV

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Wednesday Opie and Anthony Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Tito Ortiz, Sean William Scott, Jeffrey Ross, Boobs on Paltalk and RATEMYWOW, Animation Fest

LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch Jim Norton teach you poker - online now!)

The O&A Traveling Virus is back! The first date has been announced, and it's in New Jersey at the PNC BANK ARTS CENTER
.
GET TICKETS AT TICKETMASTER... and for those of you who want them PREMIUM SEATS FOR 'TRAVELING VIRUS' ARE ONLINE HERE

VOTE FOR THE VIRUS: Which comedians would you like to see on this years Traveling Virus Tour? Go To VirusVote.com and Vote for your TOP THREE!

Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday, especially to the Wonderful Women of Paltalk, who, judging from the amount of time they spend NAKED ON THEIR WEBCAMS, have no problem being oogled and objectified. (log in and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!)

The Opie and Anthony Show is packed with vitamins, minerals, and GUESTS today! First off, the one and only Tito Ortiz (watch him kick Steve's formerly fat ass) is on the show promoting his new book This Is Gonna Hurt: The Life of a Mixed Martial Arts Champion. Also on the show is our buddy Seann William Scott, who has a new movie called The Promotion, in which he co-stars with John C. Reilly. Finally, our buddy Jeffrey Ross is coming by to promote his HBO Special taping at the Borgata in Atlantic City this Saturday. Details are on his MySpace page.

If you want to SEE any of these fabulous in-studio guests, just Turn On Your PALTALK (register for free online now), and head over to the Opie and Anthony LIVE room, where you can see famous people....as well as the staff comepletely preoccupied by the boobs and hineys of the Paltalk girls, because everyone loves lookin' at boobies and hineys...

O&A on STONE TEMPLE PILOTS frontman Scott Weiland: Since Opie and Anthony had two occasions in two nights to witness STONE TEMPLE PILOTS live... they also had the opportunity to witness some backstage activity by the band:

O&A describe STONE TEMPLE PILOTS backstage antics



Much thanks to our friends at FMQB, Blabbbermouth and Metal-Sludge for picking up on this audio.

Opie and Anthony Animation Festival: - The first annual Opie and Anthony Animation Festival is happening THIS THURSDAY, June 5th, 2008 at Roseland Ballroom in New York City. The event is SOLD OUT pretty much, but if you missed the boat YOU CAN STILL GET PREMIUM SEATS ONLINE

GET ALL THE ANIMATION FESTIVAL DETAILS HERE.... We have a TON of submissions for the festival (as suspected, they ALL showed up at the last minute), and the competition is looking to be fierce. For those of you who can't make the show on Thursday, we'll have a special place you can go (limited time only) to see the animations online.

...and it wouldn't be an 'Official O&A Event'...without an 'Official O&A T-shirt' from Brother Elmo, right?

OFFICIAL ANIMATION FESTIVAL SHIRTS: Opie's brother Elmo designed a special shirt JUST for the Animation Festival and you can get them online while supplies last!



CLICK THE PIC TO GET YOUR SHIRT NOW - They should be on sale soon if they're not listed yet

...Now Back to this Whip 'em Out Wednesday thingee...

If you want to get WOWed, you might need to get your hands on a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it:
1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE.

2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to:
The Opie and Anthony Show
WOW Sticker Requests
111 West 57th Street
Suite 500
New York, NY 10019

3. Get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. They come in all sizes, so no matter how many triple cheeseburgers you like you scarf down, you can get one that fits you. CLICK HERE AND GET A SHIRT...DAG NABBIT... and then eat some beef and cheese.

...speaking of BOOBS and SHIRTS, watch how seamlessly and shamelessly we insert this clip here...

The sexy, seductive SILVIA from FOUNDRY CAMS got one of our STAY COZY Shirts and sent in this great new video....





CLICK THE PIC TO SEE SILVIA IN ACTION



STILL need boobies? You're in luck, Chesterfield...Look what WE do now..

FREE NUDE BOOBS ON RATE MY WOW: For the past several years, we have been assembling photos of lovely women who were willing to flash their boobies for the O&A Show (some anonymously...some front-and-center).



Go To RateMyWOW and look at all the FREE NUDE BOOBIES!

...If any of those images left you feeling a little... err, 'anxious'... why not do something about it with that chick in the office you've been eyeballing...

We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one you're hearing the naughty ads for? Now you know. Go investigate.

Put down that big bowl of Granola (which, incidentally, is loaded with fat, so enjoy that bowl of cheeseburger you're wolfing down), and check out all the videos to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Karen Dreams and Her Pearl Lingerie

Tornado Rips through Bank in Iowa - Caught On Security Camera

Hot Booty Shaking On Stage

Indiana Jones theme On Guitar

Amrie Davis Bedroom Photo Shoot

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