Chasing James Hetfield, Karissa Shannon Sex Tape Preview, Another Scott Weiland Rant, New Firewind video, Playboy's Anastasia Christen, Mary Carey Feels Herself Up

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but definitely not as bad as the looks YOU get coming up and down the hall)

We'd like to introduce you to a new game called 'Chase Hetfield':

It involves you and a few buddies chasing down METALLICA frontman James Hetfield on his day off.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Karissa Shannon's Sex Tape is Coming! (Drunken Stepfather)

...and coming...and coming...and coming... Thank you to the wonderful folks at VIVID for getting their mits on this video!

The Perfectly Executed Rocket Jump (Fork Party)

Heather Carolin is wearing a big ass hat ...and nothing else (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Leia Marie (Bullz-Eye)

Domino has Tattoos...and Big Boobs...and that's it (z0d)

Pizza Huh? (Knocking Off)

Kayden Kross wastes no time in showing you her no-no spot (Dailyniner)

The Five Weirdest PETA Campaigns (UPROXX)

Stan Lee Defends Your Right To Play Violent Video Games (Gamma Squad)

Kevin Arnold Meets Zach Morris (NextRound)>

40 Photos of Ana de la Reguera, Kenny Powers’ Spicy Latin Love Interest (BroBibile)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the closest you'll ever be to rock star status is singing drunken karaoke in a basement. Glug. Glug. Glug.)

You want to hear another Substance-abuse-filled rant from Scott Weiland?

OF COURSE you do! When he's not fucked up, STONE TEMPLE PILOTS SOUNDS GREAT, DON'T THEY?

Ever since Gus G joined up with OZZY OSBOURNE (who is on tour now - click for tix!) his other band is getting a lot more popular:

We're of the opinion that you have to be ON acid to understand the video, but of course we're not going to condone that behavior.

From Greek Metal to Canadian Boobs...away we go!

Playboy's Anastasia Christen is a 20 year-old brunette from Kelowna, British Columbia without outstanding 34DD breasts:

Seee more of Anastasia at WOMEN OF PLAYBOY... because it's a moral obligation.

Our favorite ditzy blond buddy Mary Carey is in the backyard feeling herself up:

Honestly, when you're sometimes-sober feeling yourself up in the backyard is something you do...Duh!!

Camerella is a naturally-busty, young, perky, beautiful young lady who has no problem taking her clothes off on her cam. She's also the kind of good sport who has no problem chopping up one of our old-school, over-sized Foundrymusic T-Shirts and turning it into a two-piece outfit. Thanks to Josh, Keith, and our friends in BUCKCHERRY for the song "All Night Long".



Click on Camerella's strategically-placed hand, watch the full-length video, then spend all night long chit-chatting with Camerella online on her cam LIVE!

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Man Ruins Car Hood, PRIEST Trailer, Scarlett Johansson posing for MANGO, EXODUS and the Toxic Waltz, LYNCH MOB does DOKKEN, Mary Carey, Angie Savage, and Jenni Lee all do Naked

It's one of a handful of warm days, so why not head to the beach and pick up a sexy, lost, lonesome, MILF, bring her back to your place, and make her some iced tea:

and by 'Make her some iced tea' we mean get her liquored up and toss her around a motel room for a while. Her kids will find their way home... hopefully. Worry about YOU.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as bad as the news you're about to get, fella)

A man steps off a city bus with his head firmly planted up his ass...

...and ruins the paint job on a fancy sports car convertible. Nice going, mister.

Does Paul Bettany LOVE playing angst-ridden religious characters? (Davinci Code, Legion)

Here comes another one in PRIEST.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Scarlett Johansson posing for MANGO (Drunken Stepfather)

But what you really want to see is... Scarlett Johansson's Boobs and Butt Shaking around on film... Damn you, Ryan Reynolds!

Best Birthday Cake EVER (Dave and Thomas)

Amber Jay has a badass back tattoo, but you can't see it until she pops lifts up her lingerie (Freakshow Planet)

The Office: Season 6 - Review (Bullz-Eye)

Blake Rose really likes being naked and playing with her pink taco (z0d)

10 Steps To Dominating The Marriage Killer Known As Fantasy Football (UPROXX)

Ash Hollywood Fellates the luckiest banana EVER (Dailyniner)

House Guests: What Would George Clooney Do? (Ask Men)

Teri Hatcher's Swimsuit Snapshots (Too Fab)

2010 SpoCom Hawaii - Booth Babes, Promo Models, Go-Go Dancers & Girls Galore (Sub5Zero)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you got passed over for that promotion...again)

The next time you're at a wedding, ask Grandma if she wants to do the 'Toxic Waltz':

Then throw on the EXODUS song. She'll shit her adult diapers.

OK, so George Lynch, who used to be in DOKKEN, and is now touring clubs with LYNCH MOB is playing DOKKEN covers:

It's the whole "playing clubs" thing we can't get over. Maybe it's time to take up bricklaying.

Saaay, who's that hanging outside the welfare office? Oh wait, that's not the welfare office. It's the free clinic.

Our favorite ditzy blond Mary Carey gets all horny when she rides her porch swing:

So of COURSE she has to pull out the biggest rubber dildo she can find. Why judge? We do the same thing.

Speaking of ditzy blondes, busty blond Angie Savage has a sequined skin-tight dress on (definition of 'class', incidentally):

She pulls that sucker out and cozies up to a very lonely vibrator. YES, vibrators get lonely. Sheesh. Where have YOU been?

From blondes to brunettes, we shift over to Nashville native Jenni Lee, who looks amazing in fishnets and heels:

However, she looks even MORE amazing OUT of them. Nude southern chicks RULE. That's in the Bible somewhere.

21 year-old Breanna (aka BreannaRose) makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this eye-popping topless video which features (of course) Breanna, one of our old-school, ripped up FoundryMusic T-shirts, and Breanna's outstanding topless body. You'll never wish you were a tiny white thong more in your life.
Thanks to Danish heavy metal band PRETTY MAIDS for the song "Pandemonium".



Click on Breanna's ta-tas...watch the full vid...rock out for a while... then once you're all done drooling into a bucket, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Breanna LIVE on CAM!

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Sleeping Security Guard, FoundryToons Animation launches with 'Kitty Littered', JACKYL loves Strippers, LINKIN PARK loves Screaming, Brandy Talore and Sara Stone love their huge hooters, Mary Carey Loves touching herself

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as horrible as the situation you're about to find yourself in, drunkard. Vaya con Dios!)

A Russian Security guard fell asleep about 4 feet away from an armed robbery in progress

We smell job opening! Well, if you're willing to relocate to Russia.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Drumroll... Introducing the very first original animation from the fine folks at gear-logo central...FOUNDRYTOONS... or FMTOONS for short

Meet Fuzz Buttrock and Hooks the Gorilla in Episode 1: Kitty Littered!

You can also watch it on YouTube


and as long as we're showcasing our original projects, let's give it up one more time for RETOOLED!

Thanks to our production genius buddy Rich DeCicco and guitar virtuoso Rob Balducci, We present to you RETOOLED - totally revamped versions of those classic FOUNDRY songs.


See? We even updated the cover art... now click it!


Whose incredible ass could this possibly be? (Drunken Stepfather)

The 20 Hottest Celebrity Bikini Car Wash Photos (Sub5Zero)

Talia Kristin has 2 names, 2 boobs, 2 legs, 2 lips, 2 cheecks... youget the idea (Freakshow Planet)

Blast from the Past Girl Next Door: Sara (Bullz-Eye)

Chrissy Marie can't wait to roll around in the garden naked - watch out for poison ivy! (z0d)

The Best of the Worst: Wife Swap Edition (The Campus Socialite)

Someone tell Heather Carolin that her boobs are showing through her blouse. Ohhh, nevermind (Dailyniner)

Sweden Gets World’s Largest Drum Machine (Gamma Squad)

1st Pictures of Admiral Rihanna On ‘Battleship Alien’ (FilmDrunk)

5 Sci-Fi Series That Outlived Their Authors (Fork Party)

Photoshop's New PhotoBomb Tool (College Humor)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you're about to wreck the ONE semi-solid relationship you still have in your life)

Jesse James Dupree and the guys in JACKYL have an interesting new business plan:

They're not just sending out music to strip clubs, they're showing up and playing on stage WITH strippers now. You know, cut out the middle man.

How come Chester Bennington is always screaming like he got kicked in the nuts in every LINKIN PARK video?

Seriously, what's so F-ing painful?

By the way, LINKIN PARK's New Album 'A Thousand Suns' goes on sale September 14th:

and where do you THINK we're going from here? Yaaaay boobies!

Busty broads Brandy Talore and Sara Stone are showing off their large funbags:

You can watch the full scene in a li'l flick called Rock Hard 3.

our favorite sometimes-rehabilitated busty blond Mary Carey just HAS to masturbate before going out to eat:

We're very similar like that. We masturbate a lot too.

21 year-old Breanna (aka BreannaRose) makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this eye-popping topless video which features (of course) Breanna, one of our old-school, ripped up FoundryMusic T-shirts, and Breanna's outstanding topless body. You'll never wish you were a tiny white thong more in your life.
Thanks to Danish heavy metal band PRETTY MAIDS for the song "Pandemonium".



Click on Breanna's ta-tas...watch the full vid...rock out for a while... then once you're all done drooling into a bucket, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Breanna LIVE on CAM!

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We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

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Nice Lady Knock Out, Jessica Alba Upskirt, Scott Weiland Faceplant, AEROSMITH on stage NOT fighting, Breanna Meets PRETTY MAIDS, Janette takes a Bath, Sandra Shine plays with herself, Sara Jay's Boobs pop out

Hells yeah, it's the weekend! pick up some roofies, then pick up a few married ladies, and then make sure the trunk is good and empty:

See? they all look like they're enjoying it. Stop worrying and engage in some good old fashioned adultery

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But not even remotely as bad as your receding hairline and breath. Here's a mint and some Rogaine)

A Nice Lady tries to break up a fight on the 6 Train:

Li'l Miss Can't-Mind-Her-Own-Business got knocked right the F--K out.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Jessica Alba Forgotted Her Underwear (WWTDD)

Wait, what? Jesica Alba's Va-jay-jay was showing??? Where were we??? Oh that's right. NOT THERE. Dammit!


Whose just-got-out-of-jail braless boobs are these? (Drunken Stepfather)

Oh please Oh please make that Linda Lovelace Biopic so we can see your cooch. That's all the hint you get today. No soup for YOU!

Extreme Autofest 2010 San Diego - Bikini Contest Pictures (Sub5zero)

Jenny and Charmane are the Bestest of Friends (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Jessica Marie (Bullz-Eye)

Faye and Erin are Awfully Friendly Awfully Fast (z0d)

Playboy's Elle Milano Can't Get oUt of Her Shirt and Shorts Fast Enough (Dailyniner)

Shannon James: Blonde, Bookish, Bangin’ (The Smoking Jacket)

Monumental Moments in Pranksmanship (The campus Socialite)

Who’s Dumber: Cops or Crooks? You Decide! (UPROXX)

Eyeborg Seeks Woman With Machine Gun Leg (GammaSquad)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that most of your friends' names are plastered on the front of whiskey bottles)

Our personal friend and all-around prima donna Scott Weiland from STONE TEMPLE PILOTS fell off the stage...again:

Hahahahahahahaha. That's what we have to say about THAT. Come down off your cloud, rock star. You might just see the edge of the stage next time.

Are our eyes deceiving us? or is that AEROSMITH? Performing On Stage? and NOT beating the piss out of one another?

indeed it is. now go see AEROSMITH live before Tyler and Perry kill one another.

Hard Rock isn't too far away from... hard nips!

Having huge boobs must be like christmas every day, because Janette doesn't waste any time unwrapping those giant funbags and playing with them:

How's a girl supposed to get clean when she can't stop playing with her own boobs long enough to get clean? meh. Who cares?

Hungarian hotness Sandra Shine is playing with herself on top of some VERY heavy machinery:

Doesn't she know how to read safety manuals? For crying out loud, she's wearing a hard hat and no underwear!!! Someone call OSHA!!!

Enormously well-endowed MILF Sara Jay can't wait to get out of her sweater:

Once she's out of that cumbersome sweater This busty mommy makes a lucky boy even luckier. Lucky bastard... grrr.

21 year-old Breanna (aka BreannaRose) makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this eye-popping topless video which features (of course) Breanna, one of our old-school, ripped up FoundryMusic T-shirts, and Breanna's outstanding topless body. You'll never wish you were a tiny white thong more in your life.
Thanks to Danish heavy metal band PRETTY MAIDS for the song "Pandemonium".



Click on Breanna's ta-tas...watch the full vid...rock out for a while... then once you're all done drooling into a bucket, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Breanna LIVE on CAM!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

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Jumpy Crab, Obsessing over Iron Man, Joslyn James Says Tito Beat Up Jenna, Kim Kardashian's Tight Clothes, Lopez Luvz SLASH, Brazilians Love MEGADETH, Knocker Hockey with Dominno, Candice Cardinele in The Kitchen

Happpy HUMP DAY, kids. Hump a mom, whydontcha?

This MILF in a bikini could be all yours... thanks to the people who encourage you to fornicate with MILFs.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your ace and hairline. Boy, are YOU in trouble)

Some animals don't want to be eaten:


Like this crab, who got a little jumpy when tossed into a pot of boiling water.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

We're obsessing over this suitcase-armor scene from the new IRON MAN film:


HOw do ya fit all that armor into a suitcase, man? You're wrecking the illusion, maaaaan! (incidentally, we were told several times that the suitcase armor IS in fact part of IRON MAN mythos. We are, quite obviously, idiots.

Joslyn James says Tito Ortiz Beat up Jenna Jameson (WWTDD)

and why wouldn't you believe every word she says...Anyone whose best work is showcased in 'Monster Cock POV 2' should never be argued with. We don't even need to hear Tito's end of this.


Kim Kardashian Loves Squeezing Herself into very tight, very shiny outfits (Drunken Stepfather)

and she also likes going down on black guys... why do we keep going with that gag? Because we love beating bits like that to death.

5 Questions from Tribeca With Bill Murray (MovieFone)

Roxanna, you don't have to put on the red Light... but taking off your dress would be nifty (Freakshow Planet)

A Chat with Patrick Stewart (Bullz-Eye)

Kagney Linn Karter is Kinda Kute when she's naked (Dailyniner)

Courtney Love Resurrects Hole Once Again for 'Nobody's Daughter' (Asylum)

Top 10 Ways To Mess With Your Drunk Friends (TheCampusSocialite)

Get the New Gillette ProGlide Free, Before it Hits Shelves (TheBachelorGuy)

Andrea B is Pretending to be Bashful...but she's really Bare-assed (z0d)

Awesome HALO Parody Mashup (GammaSquad)

The 10 Most Awesome Mascot Dunks Of All Time (With Video) (Bleacher Report)

SEC Checks Itself In To Rehab Due To Porn Addiction (Apoliticus)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the chip on your shoulder is roughly the size of Mount Everest)

Look who's popping up all over the damn place. It's SLASH on Lopez Tonight (again):

only Myles Kennedy is singing with him this time, and not that lousy Aussie from Wolfmother. His hair is creepy, ain't it?

What do Brazilians love more than transexuals and prostitutes? MEGADETH, dammit!

See? The proof is in the video. You can never have enough prostitutes though, can you?

from heavy bands to, well... heavy hooters (only so many good segues, you know)

Large-breasted exotic adult starlet Dominnno is playing a friendly game of air hockey:

and as you might imagine, it's not long before she's playing with herself...on the air hockey table. Someone get a mop

from the rec room, we move upstairs to the kitchen...

where you'll find Candice Cardinele sauntering around in next to nothing:

when you have a body like that, you're kind of obligated, you know?

Why do we love sending out enormous old school FoundryMusic T-Shirts to our FOUNDRY CAMS girls? Because we love seeing what girls like Brooke and Sweet Victoria wind up doing with them. In this case, they made a vest and a miniskirt, respectively.
Thanks to our friends in FRAMING HANLEY for "Stupid Girl".

Click on Brooke blond locks, and stare wide-eyed at the screen for a while

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Friday Links: Fridays are for Flings, Overturned Truck takes a turn for the worse, Ali Larter and Jayde Nicole are SO hot, Van Halen in Baltimore

It's Friday! Thank God! It's Friday! Pants are optional and so are your core values!



Deviant behavior is a hell of a thing and getting some strange can help keep you keep your sanity!



THAT's TERRIBLE:

Bad = Semi truck flips over on winding road:




Worse = same truck rolls down hill crashing into other trucks.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your shitty glare is going to get your neck stepped on, you mousey fuck)





Ali Larter and her vagina got out of a car (WWTDD)



HOLY CRAP! We had NO idea Ali Larter was so sexy when she got naked. DAMN.





Who the F is Jayde Nicole?? (Drunken Stepfather)



oh Thaaaaat's right. She's PLAYBOY's 2008 Playmate of the Year and looks really great naked and got decked by Joe Francis.. THAT Jayde Nicole



Tiger Woods and Bullz-Eye.com Featured Model Loredana Jolie Ferrilio (Bullz-Eye)



How Alcohol Changed the World (Gunaxin)



Amber Elise makes us want to say something smooth...but we're too busy staring at her boobs (z0d)



100 Smokin' Hot Pics of Lucy Pinder (Warming Glow)



Nadia Moore has Nadia More clothes on ...get it? (Daily Niner)



Awesome! HBOs Funny Or Die Presents Trailer (Dave and Thomas)



When Shawna Lenee isn't breaking down crying, she looks AMAZING naked (FreakshowPlanet)



Dry My Laundry, Optimus Prime (GammaSquad)



Bruce Pearl's Hot Ass Wife Brandy (Don Chavez)



The iPad is a Comedy Gold Mine (College Humor)



5 Delicious Food Biknis (Fork Party)

I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your an expert marksman in shooting yourself in the foot. Well done!)

The old farts in VAN HALEN (minus Wolfgang, of course) and their replacement hips are rockin' out in Balteemore:



Who's looking forward to the new VAN HALEN album? Come on, show of hands... anyone? Anyone?

If looking at an un-shaven, elderly Michael Douglas gets you all frothy...



Then you're going to LOVE this teaser for the new WALL STREET sequel, Money Never Sleeps.

What could be better than Denise Milani and her 32DDD boobs bouncing on a Trampoline?



Maybe if you were WITH her on the trampoline. Other than that, Nothing is better than Denise Milani and her 32DDD boobs...on a trampoline

OK, wait...maybe we spoke too soon, because our friend Jana Jordan is tinkering with herself on top of the washing machine:



...and we're pretty sure it has nothing to do with laundry. She seems more interested in her own no-no spot than getting her whites extra white.

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Shanelle took the oversized FoundryMusic T-Shirts we sent her, chopped them up, and made a breastacular outfit AND video.






Click on Shanelle...and do your thing!

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