Friday Links: Dog eats Police Car, Last Airbender Trailer 3, Shauna Sand's New Boy Toy, Jesse James is up to #4, Axl Rose is a Big Deal, New ATREYU

Did you spend the week flirting with a good-looking co-worker?



Make your move this weekend! Consenting adults can have consensual sex. Married, Shmarried. More women are cheating these days than EVER.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(But your breath is. How's about we wash your mouth out with Bleach?)

Psst - when your dog is eating the bumper off the local police cruisers...




It may be time to cough up some cash for obedience lessons.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The third trailer for M. Night Shyamalan film, The Last Airbender is online:




Could the once-mighty M. Night Shyamalan have a hit on his hands? We sure hope so.

Want to do stupid shit on video and get famous? OF COURSE YOU DO! (Make A Dare)





and Jesse James is up to FOUR ...um, whores (WWTDD)



...of course who could forget the one and only Michelle Bombshell McGee, whose hardcore vids are online in only one place....HERE





Shauna Sand's ass has a new Boy Toy (Drunken Stepfather)



Thank God, you know... Maybe she can make a follow-up sex tape



Attractive Retard Sues ABC (Warming Glow)



Playboy's Brandi Mae Braxton has a white trash name, but a million dollar body (Freakshow Planet)



Meet The Cast of 'Hot Tub Time Machine' (Bullz-Eye)



Faye Reagan has a Presidential name, but when's the last time the Commander-in-Chief licked his own kneecaps? (Dailyniner)



6 Awesome Food Products Discontinued Before Their Time (Asylum)



Richard Alpert Old Spice Guy FTW (NextRound)



Julri Waters...wow, there's so many Asian jokes we could make right now, but her boobs are too distracting (z0d)



25 Sexist Vintage Ads (Manofest)



People Are Like Nintendo Games (CollegeHumor)



Snake Lake: Behind the Screams (atom)



15 Creative and Delicious Things You Can Make With Oreos (The Bachelor Guy)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your personality is more likely to get you shot than promoted)

You know, Axl Rose of GUNS N' ROSES is kind of a big deal:



In Lima, Peru...that is. He flew in a day aftet the rest of the band and crew... flanked by security.

Those friendly guys in ATREYU have a new video for "Lonely":



That's an angry-looking L.S.F...Lead singer face. Roaaaaar, he's angry!

From bands to babes, let's get those salivary glands going....

Super-sexyCrissy Moran isn't happy with that long black gown:



Off with you, vile evening wear! She lasts about 58 seconds before going to town on herself

Yay! More fanny!

Lovely Latina Valentina Vaughn is behind bars:



OK, that's a lie. She's on the stairs diddling herself. We took a little creative license with that one.

Her name is Sydney Moon and she's playing with the luckiest golden dildo EVER:



She's gets naughty very fast... treat yourself to the full-length clip!

Let's once again honor our lovely friend GISELE who has done a ton of FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us:






Click on Gisele right now, and watch the full jaw-dropping awesome video!

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Tuesday Links: Bass Player in the Bushes, Naked Billboard Dancing, Michelle McGee's Fridge is a Nazi, Cowgirl Mila Kunis, IRON MAN 2 Game Trailer, OVE

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(But your breath is. How's about we wash your mouth out with Bleach?)

The backyard heavy metal festival was going off without a hitch, and the groupies were lining up...




Then Rodney your uncoordinated bass player dove into the bushes, killing every ounce of mojo you guys had.

You know, sometimes you just have to climb a billboard in Dallas, get naked, and dance...




Who cares if you stop traffic? You gotta do what feels right.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The trailer for IRON MAN 2: The Gameis online:




We're not even going to lie. We already pre-ordered the game... because yes, we're THAT goddamn obsessive.

Mila Kunis is a Sexy Cowgirl (Drunken Stepfather)



and seriously Mila Kunis really should take her shirt off more.





Michelle McGee's Fridge is a Nazi (WWTDD)



And just in case you haven't seen them, Michelle Bombshell recorded hardcore footage on webcam... before she blew up Jesse James' life, that is.



7 Weird Things People Have Married (Asylum)



Girl Next Door: Melissa Melendez (Bullz-Eye)



Erica Ellyson is Everything you'll want in a lady...who gets naked...outside (FreakshowPlanet)



The 10 Greatest NCAA Tournament Buzzer Beaters Of All Time (Manofest)



Janelle Priego is doing Just Fine without her shirt...or bra...or pants (z0d)



Jake Gyllenhaal:Prince of Persia Workout (The Campus Throne)



Alexis Ford is the Cadillac of Platinum Blond Babes (Dailyniner)



Snake Lake: Behind the Screams (atom)



Release the Kraken! - mashups (URLesque)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your personality is more likely to get you shot than promoted)

When you need mellow mood music, let our friends in OVERKILL be your guide...



...in the exact opposite direction, because their stuff (as you'll see in this clip from Argentina) is pretty heavy).

Move over heavy metal, we have heavy bosoms to look at...

Sexy young adult starlet Faith Nelson (aka 'In bed with Faith) is dancing on webcam:



Dim lighting covers up a lot of hurt, but Faith is still a good British Egg with no morals.

Keeping with the big boobs theme...

Naturally large-breasted Jelena Jensen felt like taking her top off under the old oak tree:



her options were to either a) tie a yellow ribbon around it... or b) take her shirt off and masturbate. guess which option SHE chose?

Speaking of the big boobs, you all know Violet, dontcha? She's done bunches of FOUNDRY CAMS videos:



She's juggling her jugs. Get it? Get it? Wait. We didn't make a joke. Sorry.

Keeping with the cam girl clippage...

To celebrate the opening of Gisele's new solo site, GOT GISELE take a look-see at the new FOUNDRY CAMS video she made for us:






Click on Gisele right now, and watch the full jaw-dropping awesome video!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


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Friday Links: Metalhead Wedding, Pants on fire, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, PREDATORS trailer, Michelle Bombshell Hardcore, Katherine Heigl almost topless

So, it's Friday. How will you spend YOUR weekend? Cooped up at home? or Hooked up with a new married friend looking for love?



Monogamy is for babies. Why do you they call it ADULTERY?? Hmmm?

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(So is your smile. Keep your mouth shut, or risk having all of your teeth chisled out)

Isn't that adorable! A young Turkish couple headbangs their way through their wedding:




And for the honeymoon, they get to pick out matching neck braces!

How does a person make it all the way into his teenage years without learning that gasoline-soaked-jeans + fire = BAD?




Apparently, no one told this genius.

So, uhh... would you blow up your Hollywood marriage for a piece of Michelle 'Bombshell' McGee?



Why, oh why Jesse James, did you bang this chick? ... well, after seeing all the hardcore footage she shot on her webcam, we might understand WHY.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of adult starlets Shione Cooper and Jennifer Rox:





RateMyWOW: SHIONE COOPER

RateMyWOW: JENNIFER ROX

Have you SEEEN the new trailer for PREDATORS???




Hoolleee shit. Looks like Robert Rodriguez may manage to save this dwindling franchise

Kim Kardashian hides her chunky ass well (Drunken Stepfather)



Unless of course Ray J is pumping that ass from behind. Then she's not hiding it all that well..





Katherine Heigl almost lost her top (WWTDD)



What's the big deal? it's not like we haven't seen her tits before... Girls. Can't kill 'em. Can't live around 'em.



Why You Shouldn't Complain About New Facebook Designs (CollegeHumor)



a visit to Bushmills, Old Bushmills Distillery in Belfast (Bullz-Eye)



Kylie Ryan will leave you cryin'...for...more...umm. Oof, that was a struggle. (FreakshowPlanet)



2010 NFL Mock Draft Version 1.0 (Scores Report)



Asa Akira is a busty ass-tastica Asian Beauty (z0d)



Hot Tub Time Machine Kicks Some Past (COED Magazine)



Monika Benjar Busts out of her Blue Bikini (Dailyniner)



Chalk It Up To An Angry Protester Losing It (Apoliticus)



Does Your Dog Understand You When You Talk? (Asylum)



20 Moments In Strange Pet Walking (Banned In Hollywood)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your breath stinks like booze, and your hair smells like old man breath. Repress much?)

Metal, duuuude! our friends in SHADOWS FALL hooked up with TESTAMENT guitarist Alex Skolnick in Toronto for a cover of "Bark at The Moon".



Umm, that would be "Bark at the Moon" by Mr. OZZY OSBOURNE for those of you who need lessons.

From heavy rock to heavy hooters...

Leggy blond sexy Czech babe Gina is giving the most ineffective washing to this Ferrari:



Something tells us she's not really focusing on the car.

As seen in this scene from PROZAC NATION, when Christina Ricci is naked in movies, the movie is always better:



Christina Ricci Naked = ALWAYS good.

To celebrate the opening of Gisele's new solo site, GOT GISELE take a look-see at the new FOUNDRY CAMS video she made for us:






Click on Gisele right now, and watch the full jaw-dropping awesome video!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did



FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.