4th of July Fiasco in PA, Lindsay Lohan's Going to Jail, Mystery Mammaries, IRON MAIDEN, OZZY OSBOURNE, and VINCE NEIL are LIVE, Eve Angel, Lupe Fuentes, and Maya Codina are NAKED

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your stench after a weekend of heavy drinking)

The July 4th Festivities in Palmyra, Pennsylvania sent fireworks into the night sky...

...and sent about 11 people to the Hospital. Yay Palmyra!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


It's off to Jail for Lindsay Lohan! (WWTDD)

Do women in jail have to get strip-searched? Oh please say yes... lindsay getting a body-cavity check would make our decade.


Whose ridiculously-huge rapper-wife boobs are these? (Drunken Stepfather)

Will Ferrell: From SNL To The Internet And Beyond (UPROXX)

Hey-O! One of our Cam Girls, Danni Davis is totally nude in Penthouse! (Freakshow Planet)

A Chat With Craig Robinson (Hot Tub Time Machine, The Office) (Bullz-Eye)

Prince Declares the Internet "Completely Over," Puts Out New Album on CD Only (URLesque)

Stay At Home Dad: The Elusive Yeti (atom)

Heather Carolin will make you think again about not wanting to bang redheads (Dailyniner)

How to Look Like Zooey Deschanel (FunnyCrave)

Jana Cova is pulling up her skirt and pulling down her panties (z0d)

Ear-Based Virginity Test (Campus Socialite)

Dutch Porn star offers oral sex to Twitter followers if Dutch win World Cup (Guyism)

San Francisco Mayor Thinks You’re All Fat Enough (EGOtv)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that it's going to take you weeks to get your dried up puke cleaned off the living room sofa)

The Prince of Darkness OZZY OSBOURNE is going on tour (click for tickets) as has discovered the secret to everlasting life:

Always performing with guys 30 years younger than him... duh. This footage of "Shot In the Dark" Live in London is proof of that very concept.

It's IRON MAIDEN! 6! 6! 7! The Neighbor of the Beast!:

Wait, no. That's wrong. oh well, close enough. Maiden is on tour now, AND has a new album coming out (so get those tickets, headbanger).

Straight off a Las Vegas drunk stop, it's VINCE NEIL, ladies and gentlemen! on stage LIVE with half of SLAUGHTER:

Rockin' the classic MOTLEY CRUE in Michigan. You go, Vince.

From Naughty singers to naughty housekeepers...how's THAT for a transition?

Hungarian hotness Eve Angel is a Naughty Housekeeper:

...and that is in no way a reflection of her work ethic.

Latina Goddess Lupe Fuentes will use any excuse to get naked:

and if you need more of a fix, you can always get Lupe Fuentes Videos online here

Angelic-looking Adult Starlet Kelly Divine is starring in one of the STRANGEST scenes we've seen in a while:

Hey Fellini, relax a little. It's a skin flick. You're not getting nominated for an Oscar.

This all-natural PLAYBOY beauty is Maya Codina and she's a perky 21 year-old from Tampa:

She also has a tendency to get naked in the kitchen. Like us! Hey, we're almost twins!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Wednesday Links: Bus Beatdown, Heidi Montag wants to do Playboy again, Kim K's new Tranny Billboard, Sebastian Bach in NJ, COP OUT Red Band, Hungarian

Happy Hump Day boys and girls! Stop wasting time, and start humping!



You only live once... so live it up, bub. Check your morals at the door.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Penalties on city buses are getting stiffer...




Note the 'incorrect change ass kicking'.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but if you keep making that pouty face, it's going to stay that way)





Kim Kardashian looks like a Tranny in her new Billboard (Drunken Stepfather)



...however, she DOES NOT look like a tranny in her sex tape...which you can see right here, right NOW.





New and Improved Heidi Montag wants to do PLAYBOY again...yay! (WWTDD)



...and here's Heidi Montag, BEFORE the surgery.



LOST: The Final Season - Blog (Bullz-Eye)



Kagney Linn Karter, Her Boobs, Her Ass, and a helluva Chopper (FreakshowPlanet)



25 Creative Macbook Skins Using the Apple Logo (Forkparty)



Lindsey Meadows slides out of her Blue Bikini (z0d)



Hedge Fund Blows $30M On Terminator (FilmDrunk)



The 20 Worst Wedding Fails (HEAVY)



120 Pictures Of Sexy Sports Babes (DJMICK)



What You Can Learn From 7 Types of Assholes (Maxim)



Six Supervillain Weapons That Will Be Murdering You Tomorrow (Gunaxin)



8 Phrases That Are Perfectly Appropriate to Say to a Very
Little Kid and a Very Drunk Adult (The Bachelor Guy)



7 Things You Probably Didn't Know About Condoms (Asylum)



I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that have successfully managed to alienate everyone who has ever tried to help you. Well done, fella!)

Your friend and ours SEBASTIAN BACH pulled out the "Big Guns" in Sayreville, New Jersey (get it? It's a song title....blech):



Bach is 41 now... he's technically not one of the "Youth Gone Wild" anymore. Yeah yeah, we used that bit before.

The Red Band Trailer for Kevin Smith's new movie, COP OUT gives us a boner:



Movies with Bruce Willis drawing penises on windows make us want to see movies with Bruce Willis drawing penises. No, not because we're gay. Because we're a bunch of immature assholes.

This fine piece of Budapest Booty is EVE ANGEL:



Shed that sweater and show off that sweater meat.

From Hungarian hotness to Playboy pinkness, we show you Blair Lindsey:



Blair bails on her black lingerie...and we applaud her for it.

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Brooke made us a finger-licking video. Rob Balducci sent us his new track "Choke". Together, they look like this:






Click on Brooke's Body, crack a beverage, and forget whatever you had planned for the day. she'll be online when you get done mopping up.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Arianna Jolie in a Corset and Black Heels

Arianna Jolie in a Corset and Black Heels
Video sent by foundrymusic

In This short Clip, Arianna Jolie shows just how amazing one woman can look when she takes the time to put on something as simple as a tight black corset, stockings, heels, gloves, and ... oh who are we kidding? There is NOTHING simple about that outfit.

Darryl Hanah Shows You Her Amazing Ass

Darryl Hanah Shows You Her Amazing Ass
Video sent by foundrymusic

Darryl Hanah (no, not the one from SPLASH and KILL BILL...she sure LOOKS like her though) is decked out in a tight blue bra and more importantly...a tight blue thong...which is barely covering her big tramp stamp tattoo...and her AMAZING ASS. We bonked our heads on the monitor about six times going in for a closer look-see.

Carmen Luvana and Taylor Lynn Groping Session

Carmen Luvana and Taylor Lynn Groping Session
Video sent by foundrymusic

Adult starlets Carmen Luvana and Taylor Lynn are wearing skin-tight, see-through lingerie, and crawling toward one another. Once they connect, it's a full-on girl-girl grope-fest that has us sitting in puddles of our own drool.

Sienna West Feels Herself Up

Sienna West Feels Herself Up
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Adult starlet Sienna West feels herself up while gyrating on her big bed. Honestly, we don't blame her. If we looked like that, we'd spend all day feeling ourselves up as well.

Sienna West Feels Herself Up

Adult starlet Sienna West feels herself up while gyrating on her big bed. Honestly, we don't blame her. If we looked like that, we'd spend all day feeling ourselves up as well.

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CAM GIRL PROFILE: EVE

It's been a while since we offered up one of the lovely girls of FOUNDRY CAMS for interviewing purposes, so we set up survelliance equipment and tracked down the gorgeous, goth-ish EVE, who you may remember from her most recent video in which she's sporting our signature FoundryMusic F*CK ME Shirt, and shaking her outstanding ass.

We sent our usual batch of stupid over to EVE's house (actually we tied the questions to a brick and tossed it through her bedroom window), and she fired them back with the appropriate answers...which we kind of appreciated...







CLICK THE PIC TO READ THE INTERVIEW!



Once the fluids return to your vital organs, you should head over to FOUNDRY CAMS and CHAT WITH EVE LIVE ON WEBCAM!

Wednesday Opie and Anthony Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Rich Vos, New O&A Videos, Calling all Belly Dancers! Animation Festival - keep sending us y

LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch Anthony discuss his broken home - online now!)

Jim Norton's Got TEN CD's Worth Of Material online - order 'The Best Of Jim Norton' on iTunes NOW!

Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday, especially to the Fine Ass Ladies of Paltalk, who are keeping us all drooling with the early morning bosom flashing! (log in and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!)

Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram, we welcome back our pal Rich Vos. He's going to be at the Arlington Cinema and Drafthouse in Arlington, Virginia this weekend, so if you're in the area, go check him out... if you're not in the area, then ...you should wait till he's in your area.

CALLING ALL BELLY DANCERS: Ever since Erica showed up to belly dance in studio, we have been consumed with finding MORE regular women who can belly dance. Now, we're not necessarily looking for full-blown professional belly dancers in belly dancing outfits. We want you to show off your skills without all that stuff... wearing ... well, quite frankly, as little clothing as you're willing to wear...or not wear. Email us if you're interested in belly dancing for us. And yes, we do have some cool prizes this time to give away!

New OPIE & ANTHONY Videos Online: Thanks to the slick camera work of our own Sam and Tony, we have some wonderful new...and disturbing videos to share with you:



East Side Dave Craps In Lily's Hat

Fuck Twat The Clown Invades The O&A Show

Jason Segel and Russell Brand from 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall'

We're obsessed with the The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters documentary. Video game geeks RULE, don't they?

Click the pic to order now!

Opie and Anthony Animation Festival: There are only a handful of tickets for the Opie and Anthony Animation Festivalleft, so if you don't have them, hurry your ass up! The O&A Animation Festival is going to be on June 5th at The Roseland Ballroom in New York City!!

GET ALL THE ANIMATION FESTIVAL DETAILS AND TICKET LINKS HERE....then get your ass animatin' because we have $10,000 in prize money to give away!... and if you ARE animating something for the festival, why not give us a call and let us know what you're working on... BUT DON'T POST THE FINISHED PROJECT ONLINE BEFORE THE FESTIVAL!

Let's help Robert Kelly climb that list on Amazon! He has a new CD/DVD called Just The Tip, and it's on sale NOW!


Click the pic to order it now!

...Now Back to this Whip 'em Out Wednesday thingee...

If you want to get WOWed, you might need to get your hands on a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it:
1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE.

2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to:
The Opie and Anthony Show
WOW Sticker Requests
111 West 57th Street
Suite 500
New York, NY 10019

3. Get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. They come in all sizes, so no matter how many tuna fish sandwiches you like to eat, you can get one that fits you. CLICK HERE AND GET A SHIRT...DAG NABBIT... and then eat some fishy mayo.

...now, speaking of things that have something to do with tits...check out how poorly we segue into this video...

The goth-looking Eva from FOUNDRY CAMS sent us a brand new video in her snazzy new F*CK ME shirt:



CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO!

speaking of girls you'd like to do inappropriate things to...

We're still getting a lot of emails about that dating service that caters to married men and women? You know, the folks who put the full page ad in the New York Post chiding Eliot Spitzer for not using their service? They're Ashley Madison... so there. Now you know.

Put down that entire cheese pizza, and check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:


13 Year-Old Andrew Johnston Performs 'Pie Jesu' on 'Britains Got Talent'

CATFIGHT: Pole Dancing Brawl

He's Dead Jim - A Leonard McCoy Montage

Latina Babe Shakes Her Tiny Hiney

Roof Sheared Off Box Truck In North Carolina

Kate Strips Out Of Her Black Lace

British Guys Burning Off Ass Hair

Cali Logan Topless Montage

CATFIGHT: ROCK OF LOVE REUNION

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FOUNDRY CAMS: Eve Rocks Out In Her F*CK ME Shirt

This hot goth-esque girl you're gawking at is EVE, and this is her first-ever solo video for FOUNDRY CAMS. Her new FoundryMusic F*CK ME Shirt fits like a glove, but it's not on for long, and she douses herself in baby oil in no time. Music by the nice boys at POLKADOT CADAVER.








CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO



Once you've got your happy parts all nice and happy, Click over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with EVA LIVE!