New DVD Reviews: Barely Legal, Real College Girls, Punkd Ur Ass 2, It Could Happen

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New DVD Reviews: This Ain't The Munsters XXX, Bush Administration, Barely Legal: Back In The Saddle, and more!

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New Reviews Online: Traitor, X-Files, Sorority Games, First Person Shooter, Laced & Loaded

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NEW REVIEWS ONLINE: MOVIES, DVDs, CDs - Repo! The Genetic Opera, Rain Coaters POV, Punisher War Zone, Motley Crue, and More!

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NEW MUSIC and DVD REVIEWS: Metallica, 12 Stones, No Machine, Jenna Haze vs. Naomi, HUSTLER's Gov Love: The Eliot Splitz-her Story

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NEW REVIEWS ONLINE: Jagermeister Music Tour, New DVDs

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NEW DVD REVIEWS: DON'T LET DADDY KNOW, BARELY LEGAL BOOT CAMP, NO MAN'S LAND, THOAT GAGGERS, and More!

What happens when you lock up a few reviewers for a week with nothing but adult DVDs, and then ask them to embody the personas of a cow and a salmon? You get some of the most brutally honest DVD reviews you will ever read. Quite frankly, they don't soft soap, and they don't pull any punches... what you read is what you get...even if the crew is writing with farm animals...



Reviews include:



No Man's Land 44: Lipstick Lesbians

Don't Let Daddy Know 5

Barely Legal Boot Camp: Class of '08

Anal Rider

Fucked At Home 2

PENTHOUSE: My Imaginary Life

PENTHOUSE Forum: Sleepover

PENTHOUSE: Just a Girl



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NEW DVD REVIEWS: DRIVE, 100% NATURAL, IT TAKES TWO, ATM GUZZLERS, and More

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PENTHOUSE DVD REVIEWS ONLINE: Housewives Hunting Housewives, Dirty Little Secrets, Dream Machine, Pillow Talk

It was kind of a dreary weekend in the northeast U.S., so what better way to kill a damp day than watching...then reviewing... a bunch of adult video goodness. Thanks to the fine people at PENTHOUSE, I had a never-ending supply. Some of this week's videos include:



Penthouse Forum: Housewives Hunting Housewives (starring Daisy Marie, Ryder Skye, Amy Ried, Claudia Rossi, and more)



Penthouse Letters: Dirty Little Secrets (starring Moni Michaels, April Blossom, Mikayla, Katarina Kat, Katja Kassin, Isis Love)



Dream Machine (starring Charmane Star, Lexi Belle, Risi Simms, Kayla Synz, Holly West)



Penthouse Variations: Pillow Talk (starring Rachel Roxxx, Victoria Sin, Carly Parker, Brooke Haven, Roxy DeVille)

DO YOU WANT TO BE A FOUNDRYMUSIC REVIEWER??

Remember fellas (and of course, ladies)... if YOU think YOU have the writing skills to review these fine pieces of filmmaking history... and you kind of like the idea of getting big boxes filled with smut... then Email us a Sample review of a video along with all of your mailing information.

NEW REVIEWS ONLINE: New Music, New Books, and New DVDs!

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NEW DVD REVIEWS ONLINE: Angel Face, Tattooed & Tight 3, C*m Fart Cocktails 6, Please Pay My Tuition

Once again, our crack staff (or is that 'crack-addicted staff'? eh, I don't remember) has hammered out another load of adult video reviews for you and your loved one to drop a few loads to (clever wordplay, right?)

Icluded in this latest batch of filthy goodness are:



Angel Face

Tattooed & Tight 3

Cum Far Cocktails 6

Please Pay My Tuition (directed by CABBIE, of all people)

As always, all reviews contain links to Studios, Starlets, DVD links, and
Video-On-Demand for each video.

NEW DVD REVIEWS ONLINE: Seasoned Players, Cream Pies, and Monster Loads

Hello again and MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

(sorry...reflex)



The big dumb fish and I have spent the weekend power-jerking to a brand new shipment of the filthiest titles you could possibly see. Now we're better able to provide you with a guideline of what YOU should be power-jerking to.

...go read our reviews online for:



Cum Swapping Sluts 12

Cum Coat My Throat 4

In It Goes Out It Cums 4

Seasoned Players 4 (So you like MILFs, do ya?)

Of course, if that's not enough, you can check out our MASSIVE ARCHIVE OF DVD REVIEWS...Over SEVEN YEARS WORTH!

Also remember, if YOU would like to write some video reviews for us (and get lots of free stuff in the process), Send Us Your Contact info with a writing sample (of a video review, that is)

NEW DVD REVIEWS ONLINE - One on One, Tinker With My Stinker, Dark Meat White Treat, Too Much Ass, Feeling Black

Ladies and Gentlemen, children of all (legal in your state, that is) ages... take a look-see at what I spent by otherwise boring-as-hell weekend doing. I loaded up my barnyard DVD player with some of the finest smut the bossman had to offer and gave it an honest review. No, not for MY benefit. For YOURS. Now say thank you.



...then check out my reviews for:



One On One 8

Tinker With My Stinker 2

Dark Meat White Treat 3

Too Much Ass? NOT!

Feeling Black 10

Of course, if that's not enough, you can check out our MASSIVE ARCHIVE OF DVD REVIEWS...Over SEVEN YEARS WORTH!

Also remember, if YOU would like to write some video reviews for us (and get lots of free stuff in the process), Send Us Your Contact info with a writing sample (of a video review, that is)

NEW DVD REVIEWS ONLINE - Jewel De'Nyle, Love African American Style, Strap On Sally, Don't Let Daddy Know

Boys and girls, I've been jacking my udders all month to bring you some reviews of the FINEST adult entertainment the bossman has ever sent my way... Check out some of the filth I've got for you:

• Notorious Jewel De'Nyle and Shelly Martinez


• Love African American Style 2


• Strap On Sally 23


• Don't Let Daddy Know 4


• It Takes Two 5

NEW DVD REVIEWS ONLINE

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NEW FOUNDRYMUSIC WRITERS: More Opinions Than You'll Ever Need

A few weeks ago, we put the word out that we needed some help reviewing some of the massive amounts of product that comes our way. The response was OVERWHELMING to say the least, and we're still picking through a pile of writing samples.



Today, we're happy to share with you three of our latest FoundryMusic team members; all of whom have tackled the world of movies, music, and literature like no opinionated ass has ever done before. Let's meet them, shall we?:

FoundryMusicCos (hey stupid, get us a photo) - from the bowels of West New York, comes a man who can digest an entire Kevin Smith book in an afternoon. His reviews include:



The Heroin Diaries: A Year in the Life of a Shattered Rock Star

My Boring-Ass Life: The Uncomfortably Candid Diary of Kevin Smith

Hack: How I Stopped Worrying about What To Do With My Life And Started Driving a Yellow Cab

FoundryMusicKevin (bonus points for scoring the picture with Will Smith) - Hailing from the music business, but commenting on the movie business, Kevin tells you how it is. If your movie sucks, watch out. His reviews include:



BUG - Special Edition

EVAN ALMIGHTY

Grindhouse Presents: Planet Terror - Extended and Unrated

FoundryMusicMike - He's not crazy about you, but he likes your taste in music. You get to live. Today. His reviews include:



KORN - Untitled

SSS - Short Sharp Shock

As always, if think you have some decent writing chops, and you LOVE getting FREE stuff, Email Rob (at) Foundry Music (dot) com with your full contact information and a sample review.

LIKE FREE CD's and DVD's? FOUNDRYMUSIC NEEDS WRITERS!

Do you like free CDs and DVDs?

Are you opinionated?

Do you consider yourself a music or video snob?

Do you have a natural tendency towards sarcasm?

If so, you could work for us...for free! Foundry is looking for some volunteer music staffers. We need people to work on posting headlines, writing reviews, and writing and conducting interviews. If you are here, you already know the kind of work we do and what kinds of music we deal with.


Of course, the gig comes with the obligatory pile of free CDs and/or DVDs if you get the gig, and the more you review...the more you get! Trust us, we have PILES of material coming in each week, just waiting for you to put your own snide stamp on it.


If you are interested please email us with your contact info.

Please include some writing samples, and a resume (if it applies). We will contact people we are interested in, and those who don't hear back from us, well, go about your life knowing you weren't good enough to make an ass out of yourself on our website.

Have a nice day.