New DVD Reviews: Barely Legal, Real College Girls, Punkd Ur Ass 2, It Could Happen

This summary is not available. Please click here to view the post.

New DVD Reviews: This Ain't The Munsters XXX, Bush Administration, Barely Legal: Back In The Saddle, and more!

This summary is not available. Please click here to view the post.

New Reviews Online: Traitor, X-Files, Sorority Games, First Person Shooter, Laced & Loaded

This summary is not available. Please click here to view the post.

NEW REVIEWS ONLINE: MOVIES, DVDs, CDs - Repo! The Genetic Opera, Rain Coaters POV, Punisher War Zone, Motley Crue, and More!

This summary is not available. Please click here to view the post.

NEW MUSIC and DVD REVIEWS: Metallica, 12 Stones, No Machine, Jenna Haze vs. Naomi, HUSTLER's Gov Love: The Eliot Splitz-her Story

This summary is not available. Please click here to view the post.

NEW DVD REVIEWS: DON'T LET DADDY KNOW, BARELY LEGAL BOOT CAMP, NO MAN'S LAND, THOAT GAGGERS, and More!

What happens when you lock up a few reviewers for a week with nothing but adult DVDs, and then ask them to embody the personas of a cow and a salmon? You get some of the most brutally honest DVD reviews you will ever read. Quite frankly, they don't soft soap, and they don't pull any punches... what you read is what you get...even if the crew is writing with farm animals...



Reviews include:



No Man's Land 44: Lipstick Lesbians

Don't Let Daddy Know 5

Barely Legal Boot Camp: Class of '08

Anal Rider

Fucked At Home 2

PENTHOUSE: My Imaginary Life

PENTHOUSE Forum: Sleepover

PENTHOUSE: Just a Girl



Read Our Entire Online DVD Review Archive here!

Scaring the Crap out of Dave the Intern...with Lisa Sparxxx

Scaring the Crap out of Dave the Intern...with Lisa Sparxxx
Video sent by foundrymusic

What do you do when you have a gullible naive young intern (ie; Dave) who will believe pretty much anything you tell him, and you stick him in a room with a half-naked porn star like Lisa Sparxxx? Why, you find a nice, willing black O&A fan to run into the studio screaming, and pretend to be Lisa's husband...just to scare the crap out of young David. Why? because it's FUNNY, that's why.

NEW DVD REVIEWS: DRIVE, 100% NATURAL, IT TAKES TWO, ATM GUZZLERS, and More

This summary is not available. Please click here to view the post.

PENTHOUSE DVD REVIEWS ONLINE: Housewives Hunting Housewives, Dirty Little Secrets, Dream Machine, Pillow Talk

It was kind of a dreary weekend in the northeast U.S., so what better way to kill a damp day than watching...then reviewing... a bunch of adult video goodness. Thanks to the fine people at PENTHOUSE, I had a never-ending supply. Some of this week's videos include:



Penthouse Forum: Housewives Hunting Housewives (starring Daisy Marie, Ryder Skye, Amy Ried, Claudia Rossi, and more)



Penthouse Letters: Dirty Little Secrets (starring Moni Michaels, April Blossom, Mikayla, Katarina Kat, Katja Kassin, Isis Love)



Dream Machine (starring Charmane Star, Lexi Belle, Risi Simms, Kayla Synz, Holly West)



Penthouse Variations: Pillow Talk (starring Rachel Roxxx, Victoria Sin, Carly Parker, Brooke Haven, Roxy DeVille)

DO YOU WANT TO BE A FOUNDRYMUSIC REVIEWER??

Remember fellas (and of course, ladies)... if YOU think YOU have the writing skills to review these fine pieces of filmmaking history... and you kind of like the idea of getting big boxes filled with smut... then Email us a Sample review of a video along with all of your mailing information.

NEW DVD REVIEWS ONLINE: Angel Face, Tattooed & Tight 3, C*m Fart Cocktails 6, Please Pay My Tuition

Once again, our crack staff (or is that 'crack-addicted staff'? eh, I don't remember) has hammered out another load of adult video reviews for you and your loved one to drop a few loads to (clever wordplay, right?)

Icluded in this latest batch of filthy goodness are:



Angel Face

Tattooed & Tight 3

Cum Far Cocktails 6

Please Pay My Tuition (directed by CABBIE, of all people)

As always, all reviews contain links to Studios, Starlets, DVD links, and
Video-On-Demand for each video.

Sienna West Feels Herself Up

Adult starlet Sienna West feels herself up while gyrating on her big bed. Honestly, we don't blame her. If we looked like that, we'd spend all day feeling ourselves up as well.

read more | digg story

NEW DVD REVIEWS ONLINE - One on One, Tinker With My Stinker, Dark Meat White Treat, Too Much Ass, Feeling Black

Ladies and Gentlemen, children of all (legal in your state, that is) ages... take a look-see at what I spent by otherwise boring-as-hell weekend doing. I loaded up my barnyard DVD player with some of the finest smut the bossman had to offer and gave it an honest review. No, not for MY benefit. For YOURS. Now say thank you.



...then check out my reviews for:



One On One 8

Tinker With My Stinker 2

Dark Meat White Treat 3

Too Much Ass? NOT!

Feeling Black 10

Of course, if that's not enough, you can check out our MASSIVE ARCHIVE OF DVD REVIEWS...Over SEVEN YEARS WORTH!

Also remember, if YOU would like to write some video reviews for us (and get lots of free stuff in the process), Send Us Your Contact info with a writing sample (of a video review, that is)

NEW DVD REVIEWS ONLINE - Jewel De'Nyle, Love African American Style, Strap On Sally, Don't Let Daddy Know

Boys and girls, I've been jacking my udders all month to bring you some reviews of the FINEST adult entertainment the bossman has ever sent my way... Check out some of the filth I've got for you:

• Notorious Jewel De'Nyle and Shelly Martinez


• Love African American Style 2


• Strap On Sally 23


• Don't Let Daddy Know 4


• It Takes Two 5

NEW DVD REVIEWS ONLINE

This summary is not available. Please click here to view the post.

FOUNDRYMUSIC INTERVIEW: ADULT FILM STAR SUNSET THOMAS

After a nearly four year abscence from adult films, the one and only AVN Hall of Famer Sunset Thomas has announced that she is going to make her farewell movie, originally titled 'Sunset's Last Fuck', slated for a March 2008 release through Larry Flynt's LFP Video. Since this could be the last time any of us see her naked ass on screen (never say 'never', right?), we thought it would be an excellent time to throw Sunset Thomas a whole sack full of stupid, and see what she tossed back. Here's how it went down...






CLICK THE PIC TO READ THE INTERVIEW!

New Book and DVD Reviews Online!

This summary is not available. Please click here to view the post.

FOUNDRYMUSIC INTERVIEW: ADULT VIDEO STARLET GINA LYNN

Unless you've been living under a rock, or have a severe aversion to seeing naked women (and let's face it, if you DID, you sure as shit wouldn't be HERE), you know who GINA LYNN is. The young lady with the Puerto Rican and Italian blood coarsing through her veins spent her formative years in New Jersey ("she's from Jersey? I'M FROM JERSEY!!!) before launching her adult video career. You may have seen her in EMINEM's video for "Superman", or you might have caught a glimpse of her in the film Analyze That. Lastly, she made a number of appearances as a Bada-Bing girl in The Sopranos. Now, she's even got her own monster truck, as well as her own video company Gina Lynn Productions. She's a powerhouse, a jack of all trades, a rennaisance woman...and she was nice enough to answer our dopey shit.

Ladies and Gents... our interview with the lovely GINA LYNN begins...now:


DEMONCOW: What gives you goosebumps?



Gina Lynn: When I get kissed on the back of my neck.



DEMONCOW: Name a hidden talent not many people know about



Gina Lynn: I drive a monster truck if that’s talent.. (Wouldn't so much call it a 'talent' as I would 'plug #1'... Check out a small pic of Gina's truck here)




Gina Lynn. Gold Bikini. Almost Nekkid. CLICK THE PIC!


DEMONCOW: What are you wearing at this very moment? (no lying. We have spy satellites and underwear-sniffing dogs)



Gina Lynn: I’m wearing sweat pants and a wife beater, I just came from the gym



DEMONCOW: If your boyfriend/husband cheated on you, how would you get back at him?



Gina Lynn: I would probably just leave him and move on.



DEMONCOW: In all of the scenes you have done, what is the most despicable, never-want-to-do-it-again act that you can recall? Details, please. We're sick over here.



Gina Lynn: I blew 5 guys at one time and they all came in a martini glass and I drank it and all but threw up. (anyone else got a boner right now? I'm packing at LEAST four and a half... I swear)



DEMONCOW: Does ‘eating’ qualify as cheating?



Gina Lynn: Yes of course, so does kissing. (Fuck, you're a strict one... but you're also hot. Hmmm...strict, but hot...strict...but hot. I have to mull this over.)



DEMONCOW: Great dessert or great sex?



Gina Lynn: Great sex .




Gina Lynn... post-workout? Still VERY do-able. CLICK THOSE SWEATS!


DEMONCOW: What is the hottest thing a guy can wear (ie; which article of clothing will guarantee a fella some horizontal action with you)?



Gina Lynn: Tshirt and jeans but they must look good on the guy. (translation: 'fat guys go home')



DEMONCOW: OK, now what’s the DUMBEST thing a guy can wear (you know, the kind of clothing that makes you immediately NOT want to sleep with a fella)



Brianna: Those 80 work-out pants with all the crazy prints, lol (I think she means '80s workout pants'... rather than trying to isolate eighty specific pairs of workout pants)



DEMONCOW: What is the key to your heart?



Gina Lynn: Guys that love animals and children and are honest



DEMONCOW: Love or money?



Gina Lynn: Love but money is needed to survive



DEMONCOW: Whatcha thinkin' about?



Gina Lynn: Eating some hot wings. (I love it when they're honest. See? She could have made up any bullshit line, but she just got home from the gym, and she's craving hot wings. You have those hot wings, Gina...then go get a roll of Charmin.)




Gina Lynn... from the waist up. Could she be... on the toilet getting rid of some hot wings? CLICK THAT TORSO!


DEMONCOW: What kind of food turns your rear end into a bubbly salad shooter? (meaning, what type of cuisine is most likely to give you intestinal discomfort)



Gina Lynn: Chinese Food also gets me. (wait, what do you mean 'also gets me'?... perhaps she was thinking about eating the hot wings, but then hesitated because she then thought of the massive intestinal fury that would follow? Wow, and I was kidding with that crack about the Charmin)



DEMONCOW: What celebrity would you like to see running America, and why?



Gina Lynn: Leonardo Dicaprio because he’s environmentally friendly/concerned



DEMONCOW: Which celebrity deserves a spiked stiletto heel up his/her ass, and why



Gina Lynn: Cameron Diaz. (Yeah, but why? It can't possibly be because of that topless dominatrix video she did when she was younger, could it? You can't hold that against her...she was young... needed the money...etc. )



DEMONCOW: Describe your ideal date



Gina Lynn: Nice dinner, movie and some hot sex afterwards.



DEMONCOW: Grey's Anatomy or Desparate Housewives?



Gina Lynn: Grey's Anatomy



DEMONCOW: Good guy or bad boy?


Gina Lynn: Bad Boy, because good guys always finish last. I like a mans man.



DEMONCOW: Most awkward thing someone has said to you after sex?


Gina Lynn: He complained because he came too quick telling me my pussy was too tight. (Ha...that's it. Blame HER. It's always HER fault... I should try that one next time)



DEMONCOW: Are you a girly girl or a tom boy?



Gina Lynn: Girly Girl




Gina at a convention in a warehouse in Jersey ...probably around 2002... Holding a homemade Opie and Anthony WOW sticker. CLICK THAT STICKER!



DEMONCOW: Who disgusts you? Please don't say me, please don't say me.



Gina Lynn: Michael Vick, all that fame and fortune and he has to kill innocent animals



DEMONCOW: I’m going to ransack your porn collection (no, you don’t have enough time to clean up and hide them). What kind of titles/genres/performers am I going to find in your smut drawer?



Gina Lynn:The best of the best of course, me, Alexis Amore, Nikki Benz, Lela Star, Jenna Haze and Shyla.



DEMONCOW: OK, now I’m heading for your ‘toy chest’…What kind of sexual devices are getting you off these days?



Gina Lynn: Big dildo’s, vibrators, my personal blow up doll and plenty of lube.




You can put your hands over the nipples, Gina...but we can still see those bosoms. CLICK THOSE BOOBIES!


DEMONCOW: Describe for us, your favorite sandwich (no, not one with you and two guys,
you and two chicks. we mean FOOD).



Gina Lynn: Tuna fish with melted cheese (tuna melt) and a big pickle and chips on the side



DEMONCOW: Hypothetical Situation: You're on a bed in a hotel suite with seven other lovely young ladies, videotaping a scene for an upcoming video. There's a crowd of guys watching the action, so there's probably a good 17-20 people in the room. All of a sudden, you smell the unmistakable odor that can only be attributed to a human fart. Do you:

1) Yell "Cut!" and seek out the offending party so that you may point and laugh at him/her?

2) Pretend like nothing happened and risk going down on the chick who just blasted one?

3) Join in and rip one yourself, creating a new fetish video?




Gina Lynn: 1) Yell “CUT” and seek out the offending party so that I can point them out and laugh! I like number 3 though too.



Thank you Gina for a most impressive set of answers to a most mediocre set of questions. We appreciate you tolerating our sillines



CHECK OUT GINA LYNN IN THESE VIDEOS ON FOUNDRYMUSIC.com:

Jim Norton's Birthday Party - Gina Lynn Enters With a Cake

Jill Nicolini and Gina Lynn in 'SURVIVE THIS'



CHECK OUT GINA LYNN IN THESE PHOTOS ON FOUNDRYMUSIC.com:

Jim Norton's Birthday (with Gina Lynn and Jill Nicolini)

Gina Lynn and Ivy In Studio

Gina Lynn, Hot Shannon, and Friends



RateMyWOW: Gina Lynn


Get Gina Lynn DVDs on sale Now!


....and if you absolutely can NOT wait to get a DVD, and you must rub one out to Gina Lynn now, WATCH GINA LYNN VIDEOS ON DEMAND RIGHT NOW!



Finally, make sure you visit THE OFFICIAL GINA LYNN WEBSITE for everything you ever wanted from the lovely Gina Lynn