New DVD Reviews: Barely Legal, Real College Girls, Punkd Ur Ass 2, It Could Happen

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New Movies + Addictive Personality = Bad Scene

Hello New Blu-Ray Movies, I'm a lunatic with an addictive personality with little or no disposable income.
I'm just here to stare, drool, and torment myself. Don't mind me.


You think they have security cameras at huge retail chains?
Naaah.

Mmm...STAR TREK box set

Mmm...TAKEN

Mmm...Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (meh, this one was kind of weak)

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New DVD Reviews: This Ain't The Munsters XXX, Bush Administration, Barely Legal: Back In The Saddle, and more!

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New Reviews Online: Traitor, X-Files, Sorority Games, First Person Shooter, Laced & Loaded

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NEW REVIEWS ONLINE: MOVIES, DVDs, CDs - Repo! The Genetic Opera, Rain Coaters POV, Punisher War Zone, Motley Crue, and More!

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NEW MUSIC and DVD REVIEWS: Metallica, 12 Stones, No Machine, Jenna Haze vs. Naomi, HUSTLER's Gov Love: The Eliot Splitz-her Story

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NEW DVD REVIEWS: DON'T LET DADDY KNOW, BARELY LEGAL BOOT CAMP, NO MAN'S LAND, THOAT GAGGERS, and More!

What happens when you lock up a few reviewers for a week with nothing but adult DVDs, and then ask them to embody the personas of a cow and a salmon? You get some of the most brutally honest DVD reviews you will ever read. Quite frankly, they don't soft soap, and they don't pull any punches... what you read is what you get...even if the crew is writing with farm animals...



Reviews include:



No Man's Land 44: Lipstick Lesbians

Don't Let Daddy Know 5

Barely Legal Boot Camp: Class of '08

Anal Rider

Fucked At Home 2

PENTHOUSE: My Imaginary Life

PENTHOUSE Forum: Sleepover

PENTHOUSE: Just a Girl



Read Our Entire Online DVD Review Archive here!

NEW DVD REVIEWS: DRIVE, 100% NATURAL, IT TAKES TWO, ATM GUZZLERS, and More

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PENTHOUSE DVD REVIEWS ONLINE: Housewives Hunting Housewives, Dirty Little Secrets, Dream Machine, Pillow Talk

It was kind of a dreary weekend in the northeast U.S., so what better way to kill a damp day than watching...then reviewing... a bunch of adult video goodness. Thanks to the fine people at PENTHOUSE, I had a never-ending supply. Some of this week's videos include:



Penthouse Forum: Housewives Hunting Housewives (starring Daisy Marie, Ryder Skye, Amy Ried, Claudia Rossi, and more)



Penthouse Letters: Dirty Little Secrets (starring Moni Michaels, April Blossom, Mikayla, Katarina Kat, Katja Kassin, Isis Love)



Dream Machine (starring Charmane Star, Lexi Belle, Risi Simms, Kayla Synz, Holly West)



Penthouse Variations: Pillow Talk (starring Rachel Roxxx, Victoria Sin, Carly Parker, Brooke Haven, Roxy DeVille)

DO YOU WANT TO BE A FOUNDRYMUSIC REVIEWER??

Remember fellas (and of course, ladies)... if YOU think YOU have the writing skills to review these fine pieces of filmmaking history... and you kind of like the idea of getting big boxes filled with smut... then Email us a Sample review of a video along with all of your mailing information.

NEW DVD REVIEWS ONLINE: Seasoned Players, Cream Pies, and Monster Loads

Hello again and MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

(sorry...reflex)



The big dumb fish and I have spent the weekend power-jerking to a brand new shipment of the filthiest titles you could possibly see. Now we're better able to provide you with a guideline of what YOU should be power-jerking to.

...go read our reviews online for:



Cum Swapping Sluts 12

Cum Coat My Throat 4

In It Goes Out It Cums 4

Seasoned Players 4 (So you like MILFs, do ya?)

Of course, if that's not enough, you can check out our MASSIVE ARCHIVE OF DVD REVIEWS...Over SEVEN YEARS WORTH!

Also remember, if YOU would like to write some video reviews for us (and get lots of free stuff in the process), Send Us Your Contact info with a writing sample (of a video review, that is)

NEW DVD REVIEWS ONLINE - One on One, Tinker With My Stinker, Dark Meat White Treat, Too Much Ass, Feeling Black

Ladies and Gentlemen, children of all (legal in your state, that is) ages... take a look-see at what I spent by otherwise boring-as-hell weekend doing. I loaded up my barnyard DVD player with some of the finest smut the bossman had to offer and gave it an honest review. No, not for MY benefit. For YOURS. Now say thank you.



...then check out my reviews for:



One On One 8

Tinker With My Stinker 2

Dark Meat White Treat 3

Too Much Ass? NOT!

Feeling Black 10

Of course, if that's not enough, you can check out our MASSIVE ARCHIVE OF DVD REVIEWS...Over SEVEN YEARS WORTH!

Also remember, if YOU would like to write some video reviews for us (and get lots of free stuff in the process), Send Us Your Contact info with a writing sample (of a video review, that is)

NEW DVD REVIEWS ONLINE - Jewel De'Nyle, Love African American Style, Strap On Sally, Don't Let Daddy Know

Boys and girls, I've been jacking my udders all month to bring you some reviews of the FINEST adult entertainment the bossman has ever sent my way... Check out some of the filth I've got for you:

• Notorious Jewel De'Nyle and Shelly Martinez


• Love African American Style 2


• Strap On Sally 23


• Don't Let Daddy Know 4


• It Takes Two 5

NEW DVD REVIEWS ONLINE

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WEEKEND LINKS: DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW, NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW, JIM NORTON ON DVD, SOUND BYTE CONTEST CONTINUES, NEW VIDEOS ONLINE

Greetings and flatulations, boys and girls. It's a beautiful weekend (where WE are, that is) and instead of enjoying the sunlight, we're...inside...updating...a website. Oof. As always, if you missed any of this week's Opie and Anthony Show, you can download it online from AUDIBLE:



DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 10/12/07 (Jerry Springer, Mike Rowe, Steve Carell, Chazz Palminterri!)


DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 10/11/07 (Ralphie May Gets Abused)


DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 10/10/07 (Pat Cooper Returns and takes over ths show)


DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 10/09/07 (Logan Levkoff the sex expert)


DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 10/08/07 (Doug Stanhope and Dr. Adam Cox)

Speaking of AUDIBLE, check out what you can get online now:

Happy Endings: The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch (Unabridged) Comedian Jim Norton is dirty...really dirty...the kind of dirty that makes The Aristocrats look like a knock-knock joke....

And Speaking of JIM NORTON (Yeah, segue that sucker), if you missed his Monster Rain special on HBO, have no fear, because it's out on DVD for you to watch over and over again:




Jim Norton: Monster Rain - ON DVD!

New Boobs on RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to a loyal female fan, as well as our west coast pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is promoting his new sites Load My Mouth and Cover My Face, we have Some great new boobies for you to check out

(Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site):


RateMyWOW: Savannah Jane (she kind of looks like Dee Snider with tits, doesn't she?)

WIN $1000 A DAY WITH O&A: Every day, for about a month, the Opie and Anthony Show is going to give away ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS to a lucky listener. Here's what you do:


1. Listen between 7am and 7:30am for the sound of the day

2. Monday's sound is 30 ROCK - 'Werewolf Bar Mitzvah

3. be the 10th caller to 1-866-212-OandA (between 7 and 7:30 ONLY, stupids)

4. That's it. Pretty simple. Try not to fuck it up.

And now let's look at some boobies...

(Check out what the lovely Sasha is wearing!)

While we're on the subject of FOUNDRY CAMS, check out this awesome video that Alicia sent us:




CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO!

There are some new bits and pieces in the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Sexy British Emily Shows You How To Iron a Shirt

Cindy Phillips Flexes Her Huge Body

Man Freaks Out and Trashes His Laptop In A Coffee Shop

Denise Milani Bikini Photo Shoot


Cindy Phillips Flexes In A Bikini

Snoop Dogg Roasts Flava Flav

Sexy Tanya Strips Down To Her Thong

College Rommate Busted Beating Off

Home Trashed After Craigslist Hoax

Model Falls Through Hole In Runway

We're whoring ourselves all over the 'net. We're shameless. Check it:



Break.com: Opie & Anthony (subscribe now to get all the updates we add to that site)

MySpace: FoundryMusic

FUBAR: FoundryMusic

Twitter: FoundryMusic

Facebook: FoundryMusic

New Book and DVD Reviews Online!

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LIKE FREE CD's and DVD's? FOUNDRYMUSIC NEEDS WRITERS!

Do you like free CDs and DVDs?

Are you opinionated?

Do you consider yourself a music or video snob?

Do you have a natural tendency towards sarcasm?

If so, you could work for us...for free! Foundry is looking for some volunteer music staffers. We need people to work on posting headlines, writing reviews, and writing and conducting interviews. If you are here, you already know the kind of work we do and what kinds of music we deal with.


Of course, the gig comes with the obligatory pile of free CDs and/or DVDs if you get the gig, and the more you review...the more you get! Trust us, we have PILES of material coming in each week, just waiting for you to put your own snide stamp on it.


If you are interested please email us with your contact info.

Please include some writing samples, and a resume (if it applies). We will contact people we are interested in, and those who don't hear back from us, well, go about your life knowing you weren't good enough to make an ass out of yourself on our website.

Have a nice day.