Wasted Weekend, Axl Rose Angers Australians, ANTHRAX + FALL OUT BOY = ?, Battle: Los Angeles Trailer, Swedish Idol is cooler than American Idol, SEETHER live in PA, Kagney Linn Karter, Jordan Carver, and Alanah Rae can't stay dressed

Did you have an eventful weekend? Do you REMEMBER any of it? did you do naughty things and find someone like THIS in your bathroom?

Congratulations, friend! Since you had so much fun over the weekend, let's hook up with another stranger TONIGHT!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like the amount of space your girthy ass takes up when you sit down. Here's a treadmill. Happy birthday.)

Axl Rose and the rest of GUNS N' ROSES managed to piss off 16,000 Australian fans when they hit the stage two hours late.

In other breaking news, the sky is blue and water is indeed wet.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The trailer for BATTLE: LOS ANGELES is online, and while we're always skeptical about these aliens-invade-and-cause-world-to-end films... GUNS N' ROSES managed to piss off 16,000 Australian fans when they hit the stage two hours late.

This one looks pretty F-ing solid. Well, OK... it kinda looks like INDEPENDENCE DAY, but far less stupid.

The Poster in the background is kind of a dead giveaway, but whose ass in tight jeans is THIS? (Drunken Stepfather)

Here's a hint for you - She got her start in crappy topless bondage films... too much? Knew it. Damn.

BLACK SWAN: Movie Review (Bullz-Eye)

Got pregnant? Got Fat? You Gotta Get this book! (Muscle Sorority)

Ally Ryan has a Real Nice Rump (FreakShow Planet)

2 PLAYBOY Playmates get awfully oily and awfully naked (z0d)

Kaitylynn Cole is Kinda Friggin' Gorgeous posing naked outdoors (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry to hear that your hefty carcass keeps breaking the lawn furniture every time you sit down.)

Whaddya get when you mix ANTHRAX with FALL OUT BOY and EVERY TIME I DIE?

You get a big Damned band called THE DAMNED THINGS and... which has a bunch of Damned musicians.

The guys in SEETHER have done one hell of a job with GEORGE MICHAEL's "Carless Whisper":

We tried to get an opinion from George about the song, but he was whispering Carelessly to a fella in a public toilet. What? You didn't know he's gay? Where the hell you been?

Why is Swedish 'Idol' so much cooler than American Idol?

Because their contestants (like Jay Smith, seen above) pick songs like "Enter Sandman" by METALLICA to perform... dat's why.

OK, now we move on to the boobies. Any objections? Didn't think so.

Busty blonde adult starlet KAGNEY LINN KARTER is an amazing Texas-born piece of tail:

...and this clip is about all we can show you, because the full scene in CURVY GIRLS 4 (click to watch it on Demand) is pretty twisted. In a good way, that is.

New Jersey-born Alanah Rae is all about keeping clean:

Because if you've seen How sloppy she gets in some of her films you'd understand why.

Sexy German JORDAN CARVER has a lot to learn about staying hydrated in the desert:

Ice cream? You can't fill your canteen with that. are we TOTALLY missing the point on this one? Umm, yeah

18 year-old Montana born BREE DANIELS is really 18 as opposed to lying and really being in her mid 20's:

With that said, some smashing your face against the monitor. just go see all the naughty things Bree does to her naughty spots... and then thank us.

Our busty blond pal Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

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Disney World brawl, Little Boy attckaed by Little Dog, Adam Lambert does Metallica, Metallica Does Metallica, Axl and Duff Together Again, Heather Summers, Tory Lane, and a new FOUNDRY CAMS video with TRAPT

and if YOU spend YOUR weekend in an all-expenses paid hotel we certainly hope you took advantage of it...

Nothing says says "Helluva good time like messy hotel room and sticky married lady doing the walk of shame. Adultery. It's what's for dinner.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but the size of your greed can only be measured by the size of your ass. Just go away, dumpy)

Disney Wold is supposed to be the hap-hap-happiest place on earth...

that is, until the pissed-off baby-throwing daddy shows up.

A little boy was bitten by a li'l doggie down in North Carolina a few days ago

only the rocket scientist at WBTV Channel 3 labeled the poor kid "Little Dog". Poor fella.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Holy Shmoley! Whose ass in jeans is THIS? (Drunken Stepfather)

Her name is Sophie Turner, and ten bucks says you can find lots of naked pics of her

Avril Lavigne looking hotter than usual (Maxim)

Modern Flames: 40 Contemporary Fireplace Designs (DesignCrave)

Ryana Daniels is busty chocolate kiss (Freakshow Planet)

New Addiction: Your Mom Was Hot.. dot com (TheBachelorGuy)

Blast from the Past: Brittany Myers (Bullz-Eye)

Koopa gets a star (Dorkly)

Logann Brooke is trying to cover herself up. She's not doing a very good job of it. (z0d)

Anabelle has huge boobs...and a tiny red dress...and huge boobs (Dailyniner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that YOU can't control yourself long enough to stop buying larger sizes. It's a bitch not being able to buy off the rack, isn't it?)

Whoa. It's getting chilly in Hell. Our buddy Duff McKagan jumped on stage with GUNS N' ROSES in London:

Axl claims it was a result of the two staying in the same hotel in London. Ehh, maybe.

Why are we putting this up? Eh, news is slow. Adam Lambert, Who we could give a shit about, tore into "Enter Sandman" by METALLICA in honor of his bass player's birthday:

It was the band's tribute to the late, great Cliff Buruton, who died tragically in 1986.

Now, onto the real METALLICA, the boys dusted off "Orion' from Master of Puppets for the first time in 3 years in London::

Metallica? yes madam. Go Get Some NOW!

From metalheads to metal chicks...kinda...eh, it's a segue

Busty blond (sorta) Heather Summers is talking...but mostly getting naked:

The talking we could give a shit about. The getting naked? that's exactly what we care about. Heather Summers, you're a good egg! Just shut up, why dontcha?

Heavy-breated nurse Gianna Michaels is a naughty nurse and powdering her boobs

Why? We have NO clue. We do know that those powdered boobs will lead to something perverse.. at that's ALWAYS good.

Adult video veteran Tory Lane is having a hell of a time with her bikini

off with you, flimsy fabric! you have NO place on Tory's amazing body!

TRAPT has a new album out called No Apologies, a new single Sound Off, and we have a new totally tattooed girl in our FOUNDRY CAMS club named Candy. Of course, we had to get these people together to make an amazing new video.
What you see is amazing compilation of tattoos, tunes, and titilating video, courtest of Candy from FOUNDRY CAMS. Thanks again to TRAPT for the music, and thanks as always to our own Jon for the editing.



Click on Candy's Tattooed Cans...NOW. then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Candy LIVE...and Naked... (and if YOU want to be naked, that's all on you)

Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Nina LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Friday Links: Dog eats Police Car, Last Airbender Trailer 3, Shauna Sand's New Boy Toy, Jesse James is up to #4, Axl Rose is a Big Deal, New ATREYU

Did you spend the week flirting with a good-looking co-worker?



Make your move this weekend! Consenting adults can have consensual sex. Married, Shmarried. More women are cheating these days than EVER.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(But your breath is. How's about we wash your mouth out with Bleach?)

Psst - when your dog is eating the bumper off the local police cruisers...




It may be time to cough up some cash for obedience lessons.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The third trailer for M. Night Shyamalan film, The Last Airbender is online:




Could the once-mighty M. Night Shyamalan have a hit on his hands? We sure hope so.

Want to do stupid shit on video and get famous? OF COURSE YOU DO! (Make A Dare)





and Jesse James is up to FOUR ...um, whores (WWTDD)



...of course who could forget the one and only Michelle Bombshell McGee, whose hardcore vids are online in only one place....HERE





Shauna Sand's ass has a new Boy Toy (Drunken Stepfather)



Thank God, you know... Maybe she can make a follow-up sex tape



Attractive Retard Sues ABC (Warming Glow)



Playboy's Brandi Mae Braxton has a white trash name, but a million dollar body (Freakshow Planet)



Meet The Cast of 'Hot Tub Time Machine' (Bullz-Eye)



Faye Reagan has a Presidential name, but when's the last time the Commander-in-Chief licked his own kneecaps? (Dailyniner)



6 Awesome Food Products Discontinued Before Their Time (Asylum)



Richard Alpert Old Spice Guy FTW (NextRound)



Julri Waters...wow, there's so many Asian jokes we could make right now, but her boobs are too distracting (z0d)



25 Sexist Vintage Ads (Manofest)



People Are Like Nintendo Games (CollegeHumor)



Snake Lake: Behind the Screams (atom)



15 Creative and Delicious Things You Can Make With Oreos (The Bachelor Guy)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your personality is more likely to get you shot than promoted)

You know, Axl Rose of GUNS N' ROSES is kind of a big deal:



In Lima, Peru...that is. He flew in a day aftet the rest of the band and crew... flanked by security.

Those friendly guys in ATREYU have a new video for "Lonely":



That's an angry-looking L.S.F...Lead singer face. Roaaaaar, he's angry!

From bands to babes, let's get those salivary glands going....

Super-sexyCrissy Moran isn't happy with that long black gown:



Off with you, vile evening wear! She lasts about 58 seconds before going to town on herself

Yay! More fanny!

Lovely Latina Valentina Vaughn is behind bars:



OK, that's a lie. She's on the stairs diddling herself. We took a little creative license with that one.

Her name is Sydney Moon and she's playing with the luckiest golden dildo EVER:



She's gets naughty very fast... treat yourself to the full-length clip!

Let's once again honor our lovely friend GISELE who has done a ton of FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us:






Click on Gisele right now, and watch the full jaw-dropping awesome video!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did



FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Thursday Links: Drunk Weed Wacking, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Guess the cleavage, Sandra Bullock is out! Axl Rose & Dave Mustaine Hissy Fits, Julia Ann'

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(So is your smile. Keep your mouth shut, or risk having all of your teeth chisled out)

He's in a vineyard...he's drunk...and he's got a weed wacker:




Not the brightest of gentlemen, wouldn't you say?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for SHE IS HALF MY AGE and LOAD MY MOUTH (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of adult starlets Jessica Rox and Daria Glower:





RateMyWOW: DARIA GLOWER

RateMyWOW: JESSICA ROX

Now whose shirt could we possibly be looking down in THIS photo? (Drunken Stepfather)



Here's a hint: she likes using body doubles...a lot.





Sandra Bullock has moved out of her LA Home (WWTDD)



Gee golly whiz...look at all the trouble one little tattooed woman caused.



Former 'Manhattan Madam' Runs for Governor, Reveals She's Pro-Bestiality (Gunaxin)



...and how does the 'Manhattan Madam' stay in shape? she has the bestest fitness expert ever, that's how! (MuscleSorority)



a visit to Bushmills, Old Bushmills Distillery in Belfast (Bullz-Eye)



Playboy Playmate Adeanna Cooke Heats Up The Lens in this photo shoot (FreakshowPlanet)



Marriage is a Bitch (Dave and Thomas)



Plaboy Babe Charis Boyle and Her Big Oiled-up boobs (z0d)



GSP's Training Workout (AskMen)



Gianna Michaels Loves Her Boobs so much, she can't stop playing with them (Dailyniner)



TLC's Top 5 Most Disturbing Series (UPROXX)



Interview Tips to Get (almost) Any Job (The Campus Throne)



March Madness Girl...sucks (atom)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your breath stinks like booze, and your hair smells like old man breath. Repress much?)

EXTREME CLOSE UP!!! Axl Rose gets whacked in the chest with a bottle, and the GUNS N' ROSES concert grinds to a halt.



We'll hand it to Axl for remaining semi-cool on this one.

When in doubt & the PA system craps out, run on stage & verbally thrash the promoter.



Then YOU can be just like Dave Mustaine from MEGADETH ... cuz he did that in Baltimore the other day.

From heavy rock to heavy hooters...

Busty blond slut-bucket Julia Ann is getting her ass lubed up:



For the totally hardcore, check out the full-length BIG WET ASSES #15 - on demand.

Wow, it's Alison Angel doing the most taboo act we've ever seen a hot blond piece-of-ass doing;



She's VACUUMING! That's right! Clean that carpet, woman!

Since when did SLOVAKIA become a haven for hotness? Apparently a while ago, because Diana Doll is all Slovakian... and all nekkid:



We're not being critical. If we were that Slovakian and that hot, we'd be naked all the time too.

To celebrate the opening of Gisele's new solo site, GOT GISELE take a look-see at the new FOUNDRY CAMS video she made for us:






Click on Gisele right now, and watch the full jaw-dropping awesome video!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did



FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.