Friday Links: Dog eats Police Car, Last Airbender Trailer 3, Shauna Sand's New Boy Toy, Jesse James is up to #4, Axl Rose is a Big Deal, New ATREYU

Did you spend the week flirting with a good-looking co-worker?



Make your move this weekend! Consenting adults can have consensual sex. Married, Shmarried. More women are cheating these days than EVER.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(But your breath is. How's about we wash your mouth out with Bleach?)

Psst - when your dog is eating the bumper off the local police cruisers...




It may be time to cough up some cash for obedience lessons.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The third trailer for M. Night Shyamalan film, The Last Airbender is online:




Could the once-mighty M. Night Shyamalan have a hit on his hands? We sure hope so.

Want to do stupid shit on video and get famous? OF COURSE YOU DO! (Make A Dare)





and Jesse James is up to FOUR ...um, whores (WWTDD)



...of course who could forget the one and only Michelle Bombshell McGee, whose hardcore vids are online in only one place....HERE





Shauna Sand's ass has a new Boy Toy (Drunken Stepfather)



Thank God, you know... Maybe she can make a follow-up sex tape



Attractive Retard Sues ABC (Warming Glow)



Playboy's Brandi Mae Braxton has a white trash name, but a million dollar body (Freakshow Planet)



Meet The Cast of 'Hot Tub Time Machine' (Bullz-Eye)



Faye Reagan has a Presidential name, but when's the last time the Commander-in-Chief licked his own kneecaps? (Dailyniner)



6 Awesome Food Products Discontinued Before Their Time (Asylum)



Richard Alpert Old Spice Guy FTW (NextRound)



Julri Waters...wow, there's so many Asian jokes we could make right now, but her boobs are too distracting (z0d)



25 Sexist Vintage Ads (Manofest)



People Are Like Nintendo Games (CollegeHumor)



Snake Lake: Behind the Screams (atom)



15 Creative and Delicious Things You Can Make With Oreos (The Bachelor Guy)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your personality is more likely to get you shot than promoted)

You know, Axl Rose of GUNS N' ROSES is kind of a big deal:



In Lima, Peru...that is. He flew in a day aftet the rest of the band and crew... flanked by security.

Those friendly guys in ATREYU have a new video for "Lonely":



That's an angry-looking L.S.F...Lead singer face. Roaaaaar, he's angry!

From bands to babes, let's get those salivary glands going....

Super-sexyCrissy Moran isn't happy with that long black gown:



Off with you, vile evening wear! She lasts about 58 seconds before going to town on herself

Yay! More fanny!

Lovely Latina Valentina Vaughn is behind bars:



OK, that's a lie. She's on the stairs diddling herself. We took a little creative license with that one.

Her name is Sydney Moon and she's playing with the luckiest golden dildo EVER:



She's gets naughty very fast... treat yourself to the full-length clip!

Let's once again honor our lovely friend GISELE who has done a ton of FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us:






Click on Gisele right now, and watch the full jaw-dropping awesome video!

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Thursday Links: BMW Burnout Fail, Formerly Famous Funbags, Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp??? KISS in a London Nightclub, TRIVIUM digs GOD OF WAR, Vale

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(but the way your breath smells IS, so have a mint, whydontya?)

So, uhh... if you're going to be doing donuts with your buddy in his cheesy yellow BMW...




Buckle up, or... fall out and get run over.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:





These boobs were famous for five minutes (Drunken Stepfather)



This is going to be tough...considering the only thing you'll remember are her boobs... and maybe a song.





Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp are having an affair! (no they are NOT) (WWTDD)



Also... Angelina Jolie's Boobs are AMAZING (yes they ARE)



Top Ten Supercars of the Last Decade (Bullz-Eye)



Raylene Richards goes by many names. We just call her 'Bosoms' (FreakshowPlanet)



How to Stay Awake for 72 Hours Straight (The Campus Throne)



Daisy West sends our Peter North... get it? (z0d)



100 pictures of Rachel Reynolds (The Price Is Right/Venus Model & WAG) (Don Chavez)



Kagney Linn Karter... 3 names. 2 huge boobs. (Dailyniner)



Finally, A Fight In Women's B'Ball (With Leather)



The Langugage of Johnny Depp Mash-Up (Moviefone)



Obamourage - We Are So Screwed (atom)



DIE: HARDLY WORKING (College Humor)



30 Pictures of Dogs in Costumes (Banned In Hollywood)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you never developed emotionally beyond the age of two. It's OK. It happens. With DOGS, usually)

The guys in TRVIUM released a track exclusively for GOD OF WAR III:



...and that's just a picture of a TV...with GOD OF WAR III on it.

Putting KISS in a tiny club in London...



Is like putting 100 wigs in a 5 wig bag. Get it? Wig reference?

Who knew you could use fishnets for something other than catching mackerel? Crissy Moran figured it out:



Well, for a minute or so. Then she loses the skirt.

Sometimes a gal just has to get free from her itchy bikini...



If your name is Valentina Vaughn then it happens A LOT.

Tired of the same old Barbie doll-looking types? Say hi to DORS FELINE.



Busty, British, Tattooed, Multi-colored hair, alterna-rock girl who isn't the least bit shy. For those of you who need something different.

Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:







CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handy

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Wednesday Links: Mid-week affairs and the Dancing Bear, Reporter Goes Swimming, DOKKEN vs. CHICKEN, Lots of Link Love, Penelope Cruz, Christine Mendoza, and Priscilla Sol get Naked

It's hump day, folks... time to guess which of your co-workers is fooling around with each other

These eavesdropping office mates are brought to you by the people who encourage adultery with co-workers. And you thought Greenpeace did good work.

And if the secretaries aren't giving it up in the coat room, then you bet your ass they're hanging with the Dancing Bear...

That silly bear will violate your office manager... so you don't have to.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Reporter David Cuellar-Montero is reporting on massive rain storms in Mexico, but he's not looking where he's going:

into the drink you go, señor!

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your ass-awful attitude IS, so why not cheer up, Chesterfield)

Lindsay Lohan Looks Hot when she goes Shopping (Drunken Stepfather) ..and Lindsay Lohan looks sexy when she's naked, too.

Renee Perez and the Luckiest Li'l Butt Plug Ever (z0d)

Bullz-Eye.com's 2009 Fall TV Preview (Bullz-Eye)

Heather Jo Hughes has really big ...Charisma. And boobies. (Daily Niner)

Toronto Department of Zombie Disposal Truck (Dave & Thomas)

Enemy of Bel Air: Best Review of 'Enenmy of the State' EVER (TastyBooze)

TruTV’s Rehab: Party At The Hard Rock = All The Fun, None Of The Hangover (Banned In Hollywood)

India gave us food that makes your ass explode...and the lovely Priya Anjali Rai (Freakshow Planet)

Kibitzing around the cooler: discussing the office prank with the chaps from College Humor (The Minimum Rage)

Lara Afonso is one hot sports reporter (Yard Barker)

FSU Cowgirl Becky's boob...almost (Don Chavez)

Open Letter To The Angry Mob (Apoloticus)

Megan Abrigo of Face the Ace (Gunaxin)

The Shaman at Burning Man part 1 (atom)

US Open's IT GIRL was booted from her NYC Hotel (With Leather)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you cry your lonely ass to sleep every night because you suck at life)

The lovely latina penélope cruz is taking her clothes off again:

If you can watch Spanish films, you'll want to check out Broken Embraces (Spanish title - Los Abrazos rotos).

Speaking of latinas, here's Priscilla Sol, taking her clothes off for the fine folks at Virtuagirl HD:

Who doesn't love Hot Women stripping on their desktop?

From Boobs, we move to bands, and DOKKEN who are in the BEST COMMERCIAL EVER:

Protect your Chicken from DOKKEN, indeed!

Aaaaand we move BACK to boobs with Christine Mendoza, who can't keep her clothes on whenever she's near a camera:

If we lived with Christine, we'd put cameras EVERYWHERE.

Now let's drool all over our FOUNDRY CAMS girls Maiya, Sweet Victoria, Kyra, and a slew of others grind their asses in a Grinhouse-style tribute to our buds in SCUM OF THE EARTH:

CLICK ON MAIYA, DAMN YOU!

(and now to recap... for the people with the attention spans of flies. US included.)

Take a break from boning your roommate's fiancé and check what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Christine Mendoza peels off her Pink Bikini
DOKKEN vs CHICKEN in Norton Internet Security Commercial
Crissy Moran Pulls Down Her Blue Panties
International Space Station Records Sarychev Volcano Eruption
Penélope Cruz Naked in 'Broken Embraces'
Mexican Reporter Goes For A Swim
Brazilian Beauty Priscilla Sol Cuts Away Her Camoflage Dress

 

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