Spider-Man Arrested in Australia, Mystery MILF Boobs, DISTURBED makes Gorilla Noises, JANES ADDICTION in New Orleans, Angie Savage and her tight bra, Karina Hart's Boob Mold, Shione Cooper Plays Topless Pool

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as horrible as the situation you're about to find yourself in, drunkard. Vaya con Dios!)

Spider-Man, Spider-Man, gets arrested like no one can:

Alain Robert should reallly invest in a Spider-Man costume if he's gonna do shit like this, you know.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

and once again with the congratulatory patting-ourselves-on-the-back shit...

Thanks to our production genius buddy Rich DeCicco and guitar virtuoso Rob Balducci, We present to you RETOOLED - totally revamped versions of those classic FOUNDRY songs.


See? We even updated the cover art... now click it!


Whose bra-less MILF boobs are these? (Drunken Stepfather)

No hints this time. You guess on your own... nope, we're not going to mention "Invisible Woman" or "Shitty Dane Cook Movie about a guy named Chuck". Dammit! Did it again.

Real Fun with Fake Weed (The Smoking Jacket)

Lori Michaels...looks REALLY familiar. can't place her (z0d)

Blast from the Past Girl Next Door: Sara (Bullz-Eye)

Animated GIF Of Jenni "JWoww" Farley Squeezing Her Boobs (Warming Glow)

PLAYBOY's Jessica Marie is showing off her bare bottom (Dailyniner)

Adorable Tiny Predator Found In Luggage and Other Animal News (UPROXX)

When Good Cartoons Go Bad (Gunaxin)

Cute Missing Pet Posters (Fork Party)

Man Blows Himself Up Trying To Kill a Spider (Noob Dad)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you're about to wreck the ONE semi-solid relationship you still have in your life)

You really have to hand it to DISTURBED (on tour now - click for tix):

They managed to make Gorilla noises radio-friendly, and that kids... ain't easy. Go see DISTURBED live, dag nabbit

Incidentally, the new DISTURBED albbum - 'Asylum' is available NOW! We got it. We dig it. You should have it. Go. Now. Get it!

The guys in JANE's ADDICTION have a new DVD available and as one might expect, it's kinda quirky:

It was also taped before Duff McKagan joined the band so Check it out HERE

From Arena Rock to Areolas... eh? Nice transition, right?

This, ladies and gentlemen, is Angie Savage and she's having a hell of a time feeling comfy in that tight red bra of hers:

Thankfully, bras come off easily and she can show off the badass wings she has on her back...and that was totally NOT our motivation for posting the clip.

Why in God's name is Karina Hart getting a mold made of her huge boobs?

because somewhere, someone is going to want a latex, plaster, or gummi-bear mold of Karina Hart's Huge Tits

How is sexy busty Czech babe Shione Cooper going to make a lonely game of pool more interesting?

She's going to play pool topless, that's how. It would certainly keep US interested...and we fucking HATE pool.

21 year-old Breanna (aka BreannaRose) makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this eye-popping topless video which features (of course) Breanna, one of our old-school, ripped up FoundryMusic T-shirts, and Breanna's outstanding topless body. You'll never wish you were a tiny white thong more in your life.
Thanks to Danish heavy metal band PRETTY MAIDS for the song "Pandemonium".



Click on Breanna's ta-tas...watch the full vid...rock out for a while... then once you're all done drooling into a bucket, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Breanna LIVE on CAM!

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Monday Links: Car Crash Fixes Headlight, Bar Rafaeli in a Bikini, Jessica Simpson Boob Grab, New FEAR FACTORY video, OVERKILL live in Spain

THAT's TERRIBLE:

When is the last time you saw a head-on collision FIX a busted headlight?




There's a first time for everthing, apparently...

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but that face of yours, however...IS. Get rid of it, please)





Jessica Simpson Got Her Boob Grabbed (Drunken Stepfather)





Bar Refaeli and her Perfect Body in a Bikini in Mexico (WWTDD)



From the Big Screen to the Small Screen: TV Series Inspired By Movies (Bullz-Eye)



AJ Bailey is Bare-assed on the Balcony...Braaavo! (FreakshowPlanet)



Get the Girl: Nice Guys vs. Assholes (The Campus Throne)



Diana Doll could do some damage with those big ass boots (z0d)



6 Reasons Eating Healthier Meat Can Keep Your Meat Healthier (The Bachelor Guy)



Charlie Laine...guy name...definitely not a guy body. Wowzer (Dailyniner)



10 Recorded Instances Of Monkeys Sexually Assaulting Lesser Creatures (UPROXX)



Exclusive Interview with Uwe Boll (FunnyCrave)



57 Seconds of Abuse (atom)



'LOST' and 'HEROES' hate Black People (Comedy)






I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your lack of a basic skill set will have you sucking off others for years to come.)

Do you think the guys in FEAR FACTORY were optimistic about MTV playing the video for "Fear Campaign?"



Perhaps... the whole Nazi-dog-yelling-at-naked-guy thing might have been a bit much.

Keeping with the metal theme, our buds in OVERKILL have a new album out, and they're touring in Europe:



This was shot in Barcelona, and Bobby "Blitz" Ellsworth needs a sammich... or three.

Pretty Priya Anjali Rai is the sexiest Indian woman we have ever seen:



AAaaaaand she does all that hardcore stuff you wish your girl would do...which is such a bonus.

Proving that the hottest women come from everywhere EXCEPT the U.S., check out Hungarian hotness Aletta Ocean as she rids herself of her bulky bikini:



It just gets in the way of all the suggin and the fuggin...

Flawless young PLAYBOY babe Jamie Graham is showing off her nude body by the window:



Now if that noisy asswipe cameraman would just shut the fuck up, we could get down to bidness...

Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:







CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handy

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.