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THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Almost as terrible as your breath, clothes and hairline. It's a trifecta of 'Awful' Poolboy!)
The engineers at Lockheed Martin have discovered the most expensive and inefficient way to make Chicken Salad:
Firing raw chickens into the Canopy of an F-35. Mmmm...chicken.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
This 30-second teaser trailer for THE AVENGERS is going to make some geeks cream their pants, and some could give two shits:
It's not coming out until May 2012, so get some videos and catch up on your Avengers history... and hope the movie isn't mind-numbingly stupid.
Amy Winehouse is Sexy AND Fancy (WWTDD)
Whose occasionally-sexy rump is in Vogue UK? (Drunken Stepfather)
Hmm, do we give this one away? or do we drop hints like 'Twiggy' 'Cocaine habit' and 'A Rolling stone gathers no'... Hmm, that last one probably gave too much away.
Getting laid is just as easy as showering (The Campus Socialite)
Follow this guide to become the next Stephenie Meyer (UPROXX)
Alexis Ford has the Cadillac of Hineys (Freakshow Planet)
Bullz-Eye's 2010 Summer TCA Press Tour Blog (Bullz-Eye)
30 Animals Drinking Alcohol (Banned In Hollywood)
Shay Laren is going to throw out her back playing Tennis without a shirt like that (Dailyniner)
Martin Loofah King (Dave and Thomas)
Danielle and Maye are playing 'bad student / badder teacher' (z0d)
I'M SORRY:
(So sorry you have yet to develop a skill set beyond that of a shit-shoveler)
WOW. Time is indeed a BITCH. Blackie Lawless from W.A.S.P. is looking more and more like a bullfrog with every passing year:
Despite his amphibian appearance, Blackie still holds it together live... or he's lip-syncing. Ah-Booo.
As long as we're honoring old farts, THE CULT has a new single on iTunes... and they broke it out LIVE in Holland:
Apparently Ian Astbury is tired of dressing up like Jim Morrison and playing with reeeeeeeally old farts.
aaaand from rock, we move to RACKS!
How is it that a busty Czech babe like Veronique/Dominno can get groped on a bus and NO ONE gets arrested or killed?
as if that's not enough, She winds up blowing the guy in the bathroom...and yes, we believe everything we read on the internet.
Zuzana Z. likes to sunbathe naked:
That is all. Zuzana. Sunbathing. Naked. Masturbating. Clickity-Click-Click-Boom.
Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:
Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
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THAT's TERRIBLE:When is the last time you saw a head-on collision FIX a busted headlight?
There's a first time for everthing, apparently...THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:(but that face of yours, however...IS. Get rid of it, please)
Jessica Simpson Got Her Boob Grabbed (Drunken Stepfather)
Bar Refaeli and her Perfect Body in a Bikini in Mexico (WWTDD)From the Big Screen to the Small Screen: TV Series Inspired By Movies (Bullz-Eye)AJ Bailey is Bare-assed on the Balcony...Braaavo! (FreakshowPlanet)Get the Girl: Nice Guys vs. Assholes (The Campus Throne)Diana Doll could do some damage with those big ass boots (z0d)6 Reasons Eating Healthier Meat Can Keep Your Meat Healthier (The Bachelor Guy)Charlie Laine...guy name...definitely not a guy body. Wowzer (Dailyniner)10 Recorded Instances Of Monkeys Sexually Assaulting Lesser Creatures (UPROXX)Exclusive Interview with Uwe Boll (FunnyCrave)57 Seconds of Abuse (atom)'LOST' and 'HEROES' hate Black People (Comedy)I'M SORRY:(Sorry that your lack of a basic skill set will have you sucking off others for years to come.)Do you think the guys in FEAR FACTORY were optimistic about MTV playing the video for "Fear Campaign?"
Perhaps... the whole Nazi-dog-yelling-at-naked-guy thing might have been a bit much.Keeping with the metal theme, our buds in OVERKILL have a new album out, and they're touring in Europe:
This was shot in Barcelona, and Bobby "Blitz" Ellsworth needs a sammich... or three.Pretty Priya Anjali Rai is the sexiest Indian woman we have ever seen:
AAaaaaand she does all that hardcore stuff you wish your girl would do...which is such a bonus.Proving that the hottest women come from everywhere EXCEPT the U.S., check out Hungarian hotness Aletta Ocean as she rids herself of her bulky bikini:
It just gets in the way of all the suggin and the fuggin...Flawless young PLAYBOY babe Jamie Graham is showing off her nude body by the window:
Now if that noisy asswipe cameraman would just shut the fuck up, we could get down to bidness...Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:
CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handyVisit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
