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Happy Monday! Did you stay up to watch the Oscars last night, or were you in bed with a married friend?
If you were, it's totally cool... God made TiVo so you could fool around.THAT's TERRIBLE:(but your attitude stinks. You need an adjustment...with a hammer)Potato Gun = Fun. Black Powder = Dangerous...
Potato Gun + Black Powder = Ka-Blooey.THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:Geek alert! Geek alert! There's a new trailer online for IRON MAN 2:
It's OK to froth at the mouth in nerdy anticipation. IRON MAN rules.
Whose Academy Award-winning cleavage is this? (Drunken Stepfather)you could guess, but why not just have us ruin it for you by showing you all of her nude scenes
Bar Refaeli is Historically Important (WWTDD)DVD Review: Up In The Air (Bullz-Eye)Charlie Lane is our kind of Angel. Get it? cuz..Charlie's Angels? Eh? (FreakshowPlanet)Why Men Always Quote Movies (The Campus Throne)Playboy's Nikki Gentry...getry disrobes in front of the fire (z0d)Zach Galifianakis Drops By The Set and Shaves his Beard (Dave and Thomas)Kayden Kross is a Kross between beautiful and super-beautiful (Dailyniner)101 Observations About the 82nd Annual Academy Awards (FunnyCrave)The Story Behind the Crazy Kanye Lady (Film Drunk)A Town Called Panic (atom)Top 5 Buzzer Beaters This Week in NCAA Hoops [Vids] (Ball Hype)I'M SORRY:(Sorry that you have to seduce mentally challenged young girls in order to get laid. Sad. So so sad)Saaaay, did you see BRAD PAISLEY fall on his face the other day?
He's not injured (well, thank GOD for that)... just seriously embarrassed.In 1992, Juliette Lewis is nominated for an Oscar...
Now, she's singing AC/DC covers at a pre-Oscars party. Meh, let's go look at her boobiesIf you don't know who Jaime Hammer is...you've probably been in a cave for the last few years:
Because, you know... Jaime Hammer has been on the cover of almost EVERY mens magazines.Speaking of Sexy-as-hell Twistys babes... say hi to Sydney Moon:
She's blond. She's busty. Her underwear is itchy. It's got to come off. Poor gal.Everyone say "Herro" to busty cutie Annie Lee!
If this is a little too tame, then check out the uncensored pics and videos of Annie Lee... because she's a dirty dirty little lady.Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:
CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handyVisit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
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THAT's TERRIBLE:When is the last time you saw a head-on collision FIX a busted headlight?
There's a first time for everthing, apparently...THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:(but that face of yours, however...IS. Get rid of it, please)
Jessica Simpson Got Her Boob Grabbed (Drunken Stepfather)
Bar Refaeli and her Perfect Body in a Bikini in Mexico (WWTDD)From the Big Screen to the Small Screen: TV Series Inspired By Movies (Bullz-Eye)AJ Bailey is Bare-assed on the Balcony...Braaavo! (FreakshowPlanet)Get the Girl: Nice Guys vs. Assholes (The Campus Throne)Diana Doll could do some damage with those big ass boots (z0d)6 Reasons Eating Healthier Meat Can Keep Your Meat Healthier (The Bachelor Guy)Charlie Laine...guy name...definitely not a guy body. Wowzer (Dailyniner)10 Recorded Instances Of Monkeys Sexually Assaulting Lesser Creatures (UPROXX)Exclusive Interview with Uwe Boll (FunnyCrave)57 Seconds of Abuse (atom)'LOST' and 'HEROES' hate Black People (Comedy)I'M SORRY:(Sorry that your lack of a basic skill set will have you sucking off others for years to come.)Do you think the guys in FEAR FACTORY were optimistic about MTV playing the video for "Fear Campaign?"
Perhaps... the whole Nazi-dog-yelling-at-naked-guy thing might have been a bit much.Keeping with the metal theme, our buds in OVERKILL have a new album out, and they're touring in Europe:
This was shot in Barcelona, and Bobby "Blitz" Ellsworth needs a sammich... or three.Pretty Priya Anjali Rai is the sexiest Indian woman we have ever seen:
AAaaaaand she does all that hardcore stuff you wish your girl would do...which is such a bonus.Proving that the hottest women come from everywhere EXCEPT the U.S., check out Hungarian hotness Aletta Ocean as she rids herself of her bulky bikini:
It just gets in the way of all the suggin and the fuggin...Flawless young PLAYBOY babe Jamie Graham is showing off her nude body by the window:
Now if that noisy asswipe cameraman would just shut the fuck up, we could get down to bidness...Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:
CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handyVisit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
