Drunk Drumming, New SPLICE Trailer, Chelsea Handler Sex Tape, Mystery Middle Aged Nippage, EXTREME's new Video, Brandy Robbins on Webcam, PLAYBOY's Julie Morse

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your ace and hairline. Boy, are YOU in trouble)

Everyone meet Julio, the drunkest drummer EVER:


He's too drunk for drums..and that, folks...is a cryin' shame.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

While we weren't initially crazy about seeing SPLICE, the latest trailer is filled with Adrien Brody's Nosey Goodness:


Why do we have to reference Adrien Brody's Schnozz every time? Because we're fucking infants. That's why.

Chelsea Handler has a Sex Tape (WWTDD)

Wait, hold on a minute...the author of MY HORIZONTAL life has a Sex Tape???. We...umm, never saw this coming.


Whose Middle-aged well-maintained nips are poking out through this shirt? (Drunken Stepfather)

So what if she has lips like a blowfish? She looks great without her clothes on... and we're pigs so that's all that matters.

PRINCE OF PERSIA Trailer Gets LEGO-ized (MovieFone)

Jessica Jaymes is Just Jumping out of her Bikini (Freakshow Planet)

Splinter Cell: Conviction - Review (Bullz-Eye)

Nikki Benz is the kind of gal you'd like to buy a...Benz...for (Dailyniner)

Broke-Ass Marilyn Monroe -- Is It Porn? (Asylum)

25 Ridiculous Product Directions Protecting People From Themselves (TheBachelorGuy)

High Speed Footage Of Sh-t Blowing Up (UPROXX)

Christine Mercedes (insert forced luxury car reference here) is mostly naked on the bed... *drool* (z0d)

is this Chubby Baby Hosting an Alien? (Video Gone Viral)

Hey Mom!! Come take a picture of me for my metalhead friends! (College Humor)

The 20 Dirtiest Muppet Photos Of All Time (Manofest)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the chip on your shoulder is roughly the size of Mount Everest)

Our friends in EXTREME are reunited (that's not news) and they found a backyard full of people for their "King Of The Ladies" video:

The video is one of several bonuses on the band's new Take Us Alive CD/DVD, coming out in May.

from EXTREME songs to exrteme-ly large breasts...

Hooterific Brandy Robbins got a new webcam:

Apparenly, Brandy just figured out that guys like watching women strip on Webcam. We've known that for a while.

as long as we're looking at busty gals...

Buxom, curvy PLAYBOY babe Julie Morse is going to to school to be a teacher:

"but don't let her soft spoken ways fool you" is what her online bio says... Yeah, because that whole crawling-naked-on-the-table thing totally had us thrown for a loop.

You like blondes, do ya Doc?

Why do we love sending out enormous old school FoundryMusic T-Shirts to our FOUNDRY CAMS girls? Because we love seeing what girls like Brooke and Sweet Victoria wind up doing with them. In this case, they made a vest and a miniskirt, respectively.
Thanks to our friends in FRAMING HANLEY for "Stupid Girl".

Click on Brooke blond locks, and stare wide-eyed at the screen for a while

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

FOUNDRY CAMS: Ladies Stay 'Up All Night' with HINDER

Gianna, Ember, Dahlia, and Kyra from FOUNDRY CAMS have put their best foot...and best breasts forward in this wonderful compilation video that will leave you slack-jawed, drooling, and wishing you could stay 'Up All Night' with any one of these lovely ladies.
Thanks to HINDER for the great song. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing.









CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH THE GIRLS SHAKE THEIR MONEY-MAKERS




And then, if there's an ounce of stamina (or blood) left in you... head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with these lovely gals LIVE on cam!



Special thanks to HINDER for giving us 'Up All Night'



Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:



FoundryMusic

c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC

PO Box 257

Millington, NJ

07946

Vacation Update 2: Download 'The Worst Of Opie & Anthony', New Videos Online

While the cast and crew of the Opie and Anthony Show enjoys some rest, relaxation, and nose-picking, you can stay entertained with The Worst Of Opie and Anthony every day. You can listen to them via AUDIBLE as well:



(links are usually active around 3pm EST the day of)

Download 'The Worst Of Opie and Anthony' for 8/15/2008

Download 'The Worst Of Opie and Anthony' for 8/14/2008

Download 'The Worst Of Opie and Anthony' for 8/13/2008

Download 'The Worst Of Opie and Anthony' for 8/12/2008

Download 'The Worst Of Opie and Anthony' for 8/11/2008

Many of you are a little distressed that The O&A Show isn't being broadcast on an FM station in your town. While we can't give you a timetable of when/if new affiliates will be added, your best bet is to go and get XM SATELLITE RADIO. You'll hear more show, all day, uncut, and uncensored.

The show will return live next Monday, August 18th, and if you haven't done so already, remember to install PALTALK on your PC and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room, and you'll see all the in-studio nose-picking, booger-eating, and bosom flopping... because often tere are bosoms on the show that do flop. Just check out these clips of Lisa Sparxxx and Penthouse Pet Bree Olsen, who have no problem making the floppy with their boobs.

(now let's do some shameless plugging, shall we?)

Thanks to Opie's Brother Elmo, you can get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. They come in all sizes, so no matter how many Boxes Of Oatmeal Raisin Cookies you can scarf down, you can find one that fits you.




CLICK ABOVE (or here) AND GET AN OFFICIAL WOW SHIRT...... and then eat some cookies.

...as long as we're talking about merchandise... let's do this now...

(truth be told, we regularly get EMails from young women asking if these shirts are on sale anywhere...and as fate would have it...they ARE)

CLICK THE PIC TO GET THEM NOW!

...now we show you more boobies...

NEW Boobs On RateMyWOW: Every single week, we add another batch of fantastic boobs (some amateur, some professionally photographed) to sister-site RateMyWOW:




RateMyWOW: See All The Magical Boobies!!!

...and if looking at hundreds of photos of half-nude 20-something young ladies is enough to pitch your tent...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU.

We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one you're hearing the naughty ads for? Now you know. Go investigate.

How's about peeling yourself away from that enormous box of Oreos and check out what's new in the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Sexy Babe With a Tramp Stamp Booty Shake

Busty Babe Goes Jogging

Mr. Farkas Doesn't like being called a homosexual

Mr. Farkas The Angry Hungarian Man

Gabriella's Topless Photo Shoot

Hungarian Weightlifter Janos Baranyai Dislocates Elbow

WDTN in Dayton covers the Burger King bath story

Mr Unstable Takes a Bath at Burger King

Boba Fett Recreates 'Flashdance' scene

'BOOYAH!' VIDEO CLIP: Thanks to our buddy Patrice Oneal, we were exposed to yet another classic piece of web filth known as the BOO YAH! or Dog In A Bathtub video. We were also shown a bevy of interracial foulness that Patrice gets off on:




BOO YAH! - aka - 'Dog In A Bathtub' - only at Blacks On Blondes

Ghetto Gaggers

Black Market Pass (links to a bunch of sites)

Kung Pao Pussy

My Mom's Fucking Blackzilla

Black Dicks Latin Chicks

Ghetto Hoochies


Phat Booty Brazil

Thuggs and Juggs

Justin Slayer Video (we spoke to Justin Slayer at the Adult Video Convention in '05)

We changed up some of our social networking links, so JOIN US, won't you?


Facebook: FoundryMusic

MySpace: FoundryMusic

Break.com: NSFW videos (we put all the dirty vids in one location)

Vidilife: FoundryMusic (updated daily)

LiveVideo: FoundryMusic (updated daily)


MySpace: Opie and Anthony

FUBAR: FoundryMusic

Twitter: FoundryMusic (you can get updates to your cell phone here as well)

WEEKEND OPIE AND ANTHONY LINKS: Download the O&A Show, New O&A Podcast, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, Animation Fest and Traveling Virus 2008 tickets

The sun is shining... the birds are singing... dogs are barking. It's a lovely day outside... and we're INSIDE... updating this website.

As always, if you missed any of this week's Opie and Anthony Radio POgram, you can download the shows in their entirety online via AUDIBLE:




Download the O&A Show 5/09/2008 (Jamie Kennedy, Don Imus, Jonny Fairplay, Sandy Kane's awful singing)

Download the O&A Show 5/08/2008 (Sam and Tony Vs. Pat Duffy)


Download the O&A Show 5/07/2008 (Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Rich Vos, Robert Kelly)

Download the O&A Show 5/06/2008 (Penn Jillette, Michael Madsen)


Download the O&A Show 5/05/2008 (Dov Davidoff, Cinco De Mayo)

O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Jim Norton teach you how to play poker - online now!!)

Opie and Anthony Animation Festival: The first annual Opie and Anthony Animation Festival is happening on June 5th, 2008 at Roseland Ballroom in New York City. The event is SOLD OUT pretty much, but if you missed the boat YOU CAN STILL GET PREMIUM SEATS ONLINE

GET ALL THE ANIMATION FESTIVAL DETAILS AND EXAMPLES HERE....then get your ass animatin' because we have $10,000 in prize money to give away!... and if you ARE animating something for the festival, why not give us a call and let us know what you're working on... or EMAIL us a few screenshots...

BUT DON'T POST THE FINISHED PROJECT ONLINE BEFORE THE FESTIVAL!

...and if you need audio ideas to fuel your animation, check THESE out...

New O&A Audio Clips: Here's a few little gems the behind-the-scenes crew has been working on for the show:



Steve C is Trapped in a Beehive (production piece by Derek B)

Steve C is Walking on Sunshine - by Dru Boogie (Dru takes dummy's warm-up audio and makes magic)

EROCK loves BACON!

Steve C warms up his voice to Indian music! (dummy got busted again making stupid noises into a live mic)

The O&A Traveling Virus is back! The first date has been announced, and it's in New Jersey at the PNC BANK ARTS CENTER
.
GET TICKETS AT TICKETMASTER... and for those of you who want them PREMIUM SEATS FOR 'TRAVELING VIRUS' ARE ONLINE HERE

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is promoting Load My Mouth, we have a great new pair of Hungarian Bosoms to show you...
(Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site):


RateMyWOW: Julie Ellis

GRAND THEFT AUTO IV - Kill Steve As you may have heard, Steve C plays a cop in the new Grand Theft Auto 4 game, and judging by the sheer amount of videos you folks are sending in, he's got to be one of the EASIEST characters to find inside of this game. We have two brand new videos of faithful fans destroying Steve to share:




GRAND THEFT AUTO 4 - Kill Steve - by Donny (Steve gets blowed up good)

GRAND THEFT AUTO 4 - Kill Steve (Part 2) - by Shawn P

GRAND THEFT AUTO 4 - Kill Steve - by JimDarko

(send YOUR videos in today!)

Opie and Anthony Staff in Grand Theft Auto IV: Want to Kill Steve (or any other member of the O&A Show crew for that matter)??? You're in luck, kids! The crew of the O&A Show offered up their voices for the new Grand Theft Auto IV, which is the most visually impressive, exciting game we have EVER seen!

It's available NOW... Click the GTA4 box to order it now!!

...now watch how seamlessly we transition into this unrelated thing...

Petite, smoking-hot and BISEXUAL Dani from FOUNDRY CAMS is making her debut in her F*CK ME Shirt:





CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH DANI IN ACTION

...Now, that video probably got you feeling a little.. 'anxious', so you should investigate this...

We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one you're hearing the naughty ads for? Now you know. Go investigate.

...let's be honest now... your perv switch is probably still in the 'ON' position...so here you go...

Patrice Oneal's Favorite Porn: In case you missed Friday's Show (and judging by the Email we're getting, many of you DID), Patrice Oneal was kind enough to show us what kind of adult entertainment he spends money on, and we've been enlightened to the following:



Round And Brown

Ghetto Gaggers

My Mom's Fucking BLACKZILLA

My Daughter's Fucking BLACKZILLA

Put down that ple of bagels that you're scarfing down, and check out all the videos to the MEDIA SECTION, including:


Barack Obama Has Visited 57 States?

Cute Brunette in Stocking Shows Off her Tramp Stamp

Sexy Blond Amateur Babes Making Out

Teen Babe Showering On Webcam

Friday Opie and Anthony Links: Rich Vos, Nick DiPaolo, Mike Birbiglia, Leslie Neilsen, Full Metal Hillary, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, Animation Festival,

LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch Opie describe his enormous TV getting delivered - online now!)

Holy crap, it's FRIDAY already! This week of shows just flew by, didn't it? The Opie and Anthony Show is very busy and a little re-arranged this morning. Our own Jim Norton is in Seattle and Portland doing his comedy thing (and you can see him if you get your tickets now!), so our buddy Rich Vos, who is doing gigs in Poughkeepsie is filling in. We also welcome back Nick DiPaolo, and make sure you check out his site at NickDip.com. Also joining the show is Mike Birbiglia, who is going to be at Caroline's in New York City tonight and tomorrow. Finally, legendary actor and star of way more movies than we can count...Leslie Neilsen will be checking in to the POgram to promote his new film Superhero Movie. Now, as if that wasn't enough going on, our own Sam and ERock are in Florida watching a bunch of men in tights at Wrestlemania 24 (click for tix!), but they're into that stuff, so we'll be playing musical chairs this morning. Helluva Friday, right?

Remember, if you want to see any of these really important celebrities LIVE, in-studio... or stupid Bob Kelly, just remember to turn on your PalTalk!... you can watch the show LIVE, as it happens. Or, if you're anything like us, you're paying close attention Ladies Of Paltalk, namely that chick with the fantastic ass who derails the show once every fifteen minutes or so...

The Opie and Anthony Animation Festival - UPDATE: We finally have a few more details about the upcoming Animation Festival, so get your reading glasses on and get your animating skills sharpened, kids!

- The Opie and Anthony Animation Festival (or whatever we choose to call it) will be held on Thursday, June 5, 2008 in New York City. Venue TBA.

- Top animations submitted by fans will win CA$H PRIZES... We're looking at thousands, folks. Exact amounts coming soon!

- LIVE performances by some of the comics you know and love from the O&A Show

- Tickets will be available through Ticketmaster the first week of April. Probably $10 each (with a service charge)

- There will only be about 1,800 tickets total, so once they're gone...they're gone.

- click here for examples of past animations and sound clips to help you along

FULL METAL HILLARY: - The new promo from Derek and Steve C tools on the one and only Hillary Clinton and her inability to keep her story straight.

Listen to 'FULL METAL HILLARY' now!

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is promoting Load My Mouth, we have some hot young nubs from multiple nations for you to examine...
(Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site):



RateMyWoW: SOPHIA LAYNE

RateMyWoW: NATALIE NORTON

heh...speaking of people with the last name 'Norton'...

Jim Norton's Got TEN CD's Worth Of Material online - order 'The Best Of Jim Norton' on iTunes NOW!

NEW OFFICIAL OPIE & ANTHONY T-SHIRT - ON SALE NOW!




CLICK THE PIC TO GET YOURS NOW!

...and speaking of shirts (and truly awful transitions)...

Beautiful, bendable, bangable Brianna Frost (click for her profile) returns with a brand new video in her FoundryMusic F*CK ME Shirt:






CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO

We have some fresh new vegetables in the MEDIA SECTION, including:


BUSTA RHYMES blasts young British fan outside Tour Bus

SUV in a Sand Pit Doing half-pipe Moves

Kate In Blue Jeans and Black Fishnets

Australian Kid Crashes Honda CBR250 into Car in Driveway

Bikini Photo Shoot By The Pool

Techno Didgeridoo Street Performer in Sydney

Raquel Quero Striptease on Spanish TV

Every SIMPSONS Couch Gag in Under Five Minutes

Big Natural Bosom Massage

Would-be Theif Leaves Number, Notice of his Return

Long-Tongued Lesbians Kissing

Aftermath: Life After Humans

Tom Cruise Scientology Impression from 'Superhero Movie'

OLD SCHOOL OPIE AND ANTHONY: We added a new batch of video you probably have NEVER seen to the Old School Opie and Anthony Section::





Best Breasts - Smothering The Intern

Best Breasts - Julie's Bouncing Boobs

Best Breasts - A Bevy Of Bosoms

Best Breasts - Lauren Drops Her Top

Rotgut Promo Video Part 1

Rotgut Promo Video Part 2

We got a bunch of emails about that dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the folks who put the full page ad in the New York Post chiding Eliot Spitzer for not using their service? They're Ashley Madison... so there. Now you know.

ELIOT SPITZER's HIGH-PRICED ESCORT: Want to see the New York City escort that was nailing (former New York State Governor) Eliot Spitzer? Well, she's in the news again thanks to our pal Joe Francis and GIRLS GONE WILD... we have a few clips you might be interested in checking out:



Ashley Alexandra Dupre on Girls Gone Wild - AP Story

Ashley Alexandra Dupre - "What We Want"

Thursday Opie and Anthony Links:Nick DiPaolo, Floyd Mayweather Jr, Happy Birthday Ms. Travis, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, Boobs on Paltalk, Animation Fest

LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch Opie describe his enormous TV getting delivered - online now!)

The Opie and Anthony Show is once again LIVE for the SECOND day in a row! Holy crap! Today we welcome Nick DiPaolo back to the POgram. He's going to be at Caroline's here in New York City, so make sure you see him if you have the time and/or the inclination. Now, as if we didn't have enough shit to worry about, Floyd Mayweather Jr is stopping by to promote his appearance at Wrestlemania 24 (click for tix!), so we'll all be on our best behavior or risk getting our teeth punched in. Finally, it's our own Travis' birthday, so everyone wish the special little girl a happy happy birthday on her special day. We'll have to get a vagina cake for her or something.

Remember, if you want to see any of these really important celebrities LIVE, in-studio... or stupid Bob Kelly, just remember to turn on your PalTalk!... you can watch the show LIVE, as it happens. Or, if you're anything like us, you're paying close attention Ladies Of Paltalk, namely that chick with the fantastic ass who derails the show once every fifteen minutes or so...

The Opie and Anthony Animation Festival - UPDATE: We finally have a few more details about the upcoming Animation Festival, so get your reading glasses on and get your animating skills sharpened, kids!

- The Opie and Anthony Animation Festival (or whatever we choose to call it) will be held on Thursday, June 5, 2008 in New York City. Venue TBA.

- Top animations submitted by fans will win CA$H PRIZES... We're looking at thousands, folks. Exact amounts coming soon!

- LIVE performances by some of the comics you know and love from the O&A Show

- Tickets will be available through Ticketmaster the first week of April. Probably $10 each (with a service charge)

- There will only be about 1,800 tickets total, so once they're gone...they're gone.

- click here for examples of past animations and sound clips to help you along

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is promoting Load My Mouth, we have some hot young nubs for you to examine...
(Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site):



RateMyWoW: CAMERON LOVE

Jim Norton's Got TEN CD's Worth Of Material online - order 'The Best Of Jim Norton' on iTunes NOW!

Li'l Jimmy's also doing a li'l comedy tour, and he's going to be in SEATTLE and PORTLAND this weekend! You can see him if you get your tickets now!

NEW OFFICIAL OPIE & ANTHONY T-SHIRT - ON SALE NOW!




CLICK THE PIC TO GET YOURS NOW!

...and speaking of shirts (and truly awful transitions)...

Beautiful, bendable, bangable Brianna Frost (click for her profile) returns with a brand new video in her FoundryMusic F*CK ME Shirt:






CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO

We have some new peaches and cream in the MEDIA SECTION, including:


Amazing Ass in a Tiny Black Thong

Mr No Legs - Starring Ted Vollrath

Jamie is Almost-Naked in the playground

Safe-Sex PSA from France (very confusing)

Luscious Lopez Girl-Girl Makeout Session

Homeless Man vs. Security Camera

Topless Hula Hoop For Money In Public

SKID ROW - 'Ghost' Music Video

Cody Milo In Black Lingerie On The bed

Theif Steals Car in front of Police and TV Camera

OLD SCHOOL OPIE AND ANTHONY: We added a new batch of video you probably have NEVER seen to the Old School Opie and Anthony Section::





Best Breasts - Smothering The Intern

Best Breasts - Julie's Bouncing Boobs

Best Breasts - A Bevy Of Bosoms

Best Breasts - Lauren Drops Her Top

Rotgut Promo Video Part 1

Rotgut Promo Video Part 2

We got a bunch of emails about that dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the folks who put the full page ad in the New York Post chiding Eliot Spitzer for not using their service? They're Ashley Madison... so there. Now you know.

ELIOT SPITZER's HIGH-PRICED ESCORT: Want to see the New York City escort that was nailing (former New York State Governor) Eliot Spitzer? Well, she's in the news again thanks to our pal Joe Francis and GIRLS GONE WILD... we have a few clips you might be interested in checking out:



Ashley Alexandra Dupre on Girls Gone Wild - AP Story

Ashley Alexandra Dupre - "What We Want"

Wednesday Opie and Anthony Links: O&A Return LIVE, Whip 'em out Wednesday, Ben Mezrich, Rampage Jackson, Triple H, New Boobs On RateMyWOW

LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch Opie describe his enormous TV getting delivered - online now!)

Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday, especially to the Ladies of Paltalk, who are keeping us all drooling with the early morning breasticles! (log in and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!)

The Opie and Anthony Show returns LIVE today after a brief sabbatical to regroup, refresh, and reclaim some sanity....just so we can begin the process of losing it all over again. The show is chock full o' special today too. We have our buddy Ben Mezrich stopping by to talk about the new film 21 which is based on his book Bringing Down the House. Also stopping by is our favorite UFC badass Quinton 'Rampage' Jackson to scare the crap out of us and to promote his upcoming UFC fights. Finally, stopping by is our old pal from the WWE, the big badass Triple H to promote Wrestlemania 24 (click for tix!), which we'll be sending our own Sam and E Rock to in Orlando so they can homo out to a bunch of men in tights.

The Opie and Anthony Animation Festival - UPDATE: We finally have a few more details about the upcoming Animation Festival, so get your reading glasses on and get your animating skills sharpened, kids!

- The Opie and Anthony Animation Festival (or whatever we choose to call it) will be held on Thursday, June 5, 2008 in New York City. Venue TBA.

- Top animations submitted by fans will win CA$H PRIZES... We're looking at thousands, folks. Exact amounts coming soon!

- LIVE performances by some of the comics you know and love from the O&A Show

- Tickets will be available through Ticketmaster the first week of April. Probably $10 each (with a service charge)

- There will only be about 1,800 tickets total, so once they're gone...they're gone.

- click here for examples of past animations and sound clips to help you along

...Now Back to this Whip 'em Out Wednesday thingee...

If you want to get WOWed, you might need to get your hands on a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it:
1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE.

2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to:
The Opie and Anthony Show
WOW Sticker Requests
111 West 57th Street
Suite 500
New York, NY 10019

3. Get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. They come in all sizes, so no matter how many Buffalo wings you like to eat, you can get one that fits you. CLICK HERE AND GET A SHIRT...DAG NABBIT... and then eat some wings and bleu cheese dressing.

Speaking of SHIRTS...Check it, Chester:

NEW OFFICIAL OPIE & ANTHONY T-SHIRT - ON SALE NOW!




CLICK THE PIC TO GET YOURS NOW!

...and speaking of shirts (and truly awful transitions)...

Beautiful, bendable, bangable Brianna Frost (click for her profile) returns with a brand new video in her FoundryMusic F*CK ME Shirt:





CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is promoting Load My Mouth, we have some chocolate nubs for you to drool over...
(Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site):



RateMyWoW: KEMI

Jim Norton's Got TEN CD's Worth Of Material online - order 'The Best Of Jim Norton' on iTunes NOW!

Li'l Jimmy's also doing a li'l comedy tour, and he's going to be in SEATTLE and PORTLAND this weekend! You can see him if you get your tickets now!

We have some new apples and oranges in the MEDIA SECTION, including:


Willie Nelson's Daughter Paula Kicks a Drunk Guy Off Stage

Presley Maddox Videotapes Herself Stripping

Sexy Czech Babe Evelyn Lory Striptease

Failed Building Implosion in South Dakota

Drunk College Girl Falls Off Stage at Spring Break

Arthur The Laughing Weatherman in Haiti

Danny Bonaduce Slapped By Reverend Bob Levy

OLD SCHOOL OPIE AND ANTHONY: We added a new batch of video you probably have NEVER seen to the Old School Opie and Anthony Section::





Best Breasts - Smothering The Intern

Best Breasts - Julie's Bouncing Boobs

Best Breasts - A Bevy Of Bosoms

Best Breasts - Lauren Drops Her Top

Rotgut Promo Video Part 1

Rotgut Promo Video Part 2

We got a bunch of emails about that dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the folks who put the full page ad in the New York Post chiding Eliot Spitzer for not using their service? They're Ashley Madison... so there. Now you know.

ELIOT SPITZER's HIGH-PRICED ESCORT: Want to see the New York City escort that was nailing (former New York State Governor) Eliot Spitzer? Well, she's in the news again thanks to our pal Joe Francis and GIRLS GONE WILD... we have a few clips you might be interested in checking out:



Ashley Alexandra Dupre on Girls Gone Wild - AP Story

Ashley Alexandra Dupre - "What We Want"

VACATION UPDATE 2: Easter Goodness, O&A Return Wednesday, Download the 'Worst Of', New Boobs On RateMyWOW, Interns Needed, New Videos Online

Hola amigos! Happy Easter (for those of you who celebrate, that is). The Opie and Anthony Show is returning from our li'l sabbatical on Wednesday, March 26th, but until then, we're going to keep you entertained with our own brand of updatin'...

First off, if you missed any of The Worst Of Opie and Anthony, there are special episodes that were made just for this vacation that you can download via AUDIBLE:




Download the O&A Show 3/17/2008 (Worst of Louis CK)

Download the O&A Show 3/18/2008 (Worst of Jimmy Fallon)


Download the O&A Show 3/19/2008 (Worst Of Mike Rowe)

Download the O&A Show 3/20/2008 (Corey Feldman and Corey Haim)

Download the O&A Show 3/21/2008 (Bret Michaels, Bill Burr, Fez)

The Opie and Anthony Show NEEDS INTERNS - Sign Up To be an O&A Intern TODAY! (must get college credit)

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is promoting Cover My Face and Load My Mouth, we have some GREAT new pairs of sexy breasticles for you courtesy of adult starlets Kenzie Marie and Nikki Kane ...
(Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site):


RateMyWOW: Nikki Kane

RateMyWOW: Kenzie Marie

O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch Opie, Anthony and Jim get frustrated with XM about not being invited to Employee Appreciateion Day - online Now!!)

OLD SCHOOL OPIE AND ANTHONY: We added a new batch of video you probably have NEVER seen to the Old School Opie and Anthony Section::



Best Breasts - Smothering The Intern

Best Breasts - Julie's Bouncing Boobs

Best Breasts - A Bevy Of Bosoms

Best Breasts - Lauren Drops Her Top

Rotgut Promo Video Part 1

Rotgut Promo Video Part 2

We got a bunch of emails about that dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the folks who put the full page ad in the New York Post chiding Eliot Spitzer for not using their service? They're Ashley Madison... so there. Now you know.

ELIOT SPITZER's HIGH-PRICED ESCORT: Want to see the New York City escort that was nailing (former New York State Governor) Eliot Spitzer? Well, she's in the news again thanks to our pal Joe Francis and GIRLS GONE WILD... we have a few clips you might be interested in checking out:



Ashley Alexandra Dupre on Girls Gone Wild - AP Story

Ashley Alexandra Dupre - "What We Want"

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CLICK THE PIC TO GET YOURS NOW...make it snappy!

..and speaking of shirts...

The super-sexy Exotic Lisa (click to read her profile) from FOUNDRY CAMS is wearing a Stay Cozy Shirt in her new video:







CLICK THE PIC TO SEE EXOTIC LISA's NEW VIDEO

There's all kinds of nutritional goodness in the MEDIA SECTION, including:


Lia 19 Goes For a Swim Topless

Crissy Moran Topless In A Slingshot Bikini

White Girl Webcam Booty Dance

Chocolate Bunny Meltdown

Unaware Brazilian Upskirt Video

Man Gets 30 Days In Jail for 'How To Scam Del Taco' Video

Car Accidents In Dubai Airport Tunnel

Nikki Shakes Her Body in a Sports Bra and Workout Shorts

Oblivious Australian Truck Driver Pushes Car 100 meters

Hypnotist Thief Hunted In Italy

The O&A ANIMATION CONTEST Continues! We're looking for you talented bastards to show us how creative you are by ANIMATING your favorite Opie and Anthony bit(s). The best entries will be showcased at a LIVE event in MAY (to be announced), so DO NOT POST THEM ONLINE BEFORE THEN... YOU'LL RUIN THE SURPRISE!. Check out some examples of quality animations here:


Jimmy's Glasses - by Rob Y from Brooklyn


Bob Kelly's Iraqi Werewolf - by Rhett P in Sparta, NJ


1950's Future - by Adam L in Marlboro, NJ


O&A's New Names - by Andrea


The Imus and Reverend Al Show - by Cokelogic


The Imus and Reverend Al Show - by Cokelogic


Board Room Jimmy - By Cokelogic


Take your time... and MAIL US THE VIDEO (We need a BIG file if it's going to be shown on a big screen):


The Opie and Anthony Show


Animation Contest

XM Satellite Radio


111 West 57th Street, Suite 500


New York, New York


10019

Need audio for your animation? CHECK OUT OUR MASSIVE AUDIO ARCHIVE OF OPIE AND ANTHONY BITS!... or use any audio from the show you want!

FOUNDRY CAMS: Exotic Lisa Rocks Out In Her STAY COZY Shirt

This pouty-lipped, 100% Brazilian hottie goes by the name Exotic Lisa, and when we saw some of her photos online, we knew we needed a FOUNDRY CAMS video from her. We sent her a STAY COZY shirt (available at xratedshirts.com) and let her do her thing. Wowee. Holy Mary Mother-of-God, she's smoking hot. Enjoy the goodness, and the music courtesy of our friends at CARBON 9.







CLICK THE PIC TO SEE EXOTIC LISA's NEW VIDEO



Then...if your motor skills haven't competely crapped out...head over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Exotic Lisa LIVE on cam!

Friday Opie and Anthony Links: Bob Kelly, Michael Emerson from LOST, Michael Madsen, New O&A Videos, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Jim Norton Best-Of Online

LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch E Rock's Fridge Door Fall Off!)

Need the O&A Show, but can't find it on your local radio dial?? No problem at all.. GO GET YOUR XM NOW AND HEAR THE SHOW UNCENSORED!

Our own Jim Norton is doing a li'l Comedy tour...He's in San Francisco tonight and all weekend!

CLICK HERE FOR JIM NORTON TICKETS!

...speaking of Li'l Jimmy Norton

order 'The Best Of Jim Norton' on iTunes NOW!

Happy FRIDEE, everyone! It's another busy, busy day on the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram. First off, Jim Norton is out in San Francisco this weekned, so our pal Bob Kelly is hanging out with us. Actor Michael Emerson from LOST is stopping by the POgram, and the one and only Big A will be telling us about his trip to the PLAYBOY Mansion with Sam for the Knight Rider premiere party. The one and only Michael Madsen will be stopping by the show to promote his new film Boarding Gate.

..as you can see, there's a TON of cool shit going on with us today, and if you want to see it... turn on your PalTalk!... you can watch the show LIVE, as it happens. Or, if you're anything like us, you're oogling the Ladies Of Paltalk, who like to show off on camera...showering, dressing, changing, or sleeping nude...which is nice.

NEW OPIE AND ANTHONY VIDEOS: Thanks to our own Pat Duffy and Sam, we have some great new video clips from the O&A Show online:


Victoria Zdrok...aka Dr Z...gets Topless on the Opie and Anthony Show

Rich Vos Performs 'A Bronx Tale' With Chazz Palminterri

Sports Illustrated Model Daniella Sarahyba visits the Opie and Anthony Show

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is promoting Load My Mouth, we have THREE new sets of bosoms to share with you all...
(Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site):

RateMyWoW: JUICY PEARL

RateMyWoW: KELLY SUMMER

RateMyWoW: LENA BACCI

OLD SCHOOL OPIE AND ANTHONY: If you look at Opie and Anthony.com (lower left), you'll see we added OLD SCHOOL OPIE AND ANTHONY video and audio to the page for those of you who might need a refresher course on some of those classic moments from the O&A SHOW. Today's links include:




O&A SUMMER ROADSHOW - EVEN MORE CATFIGHTING


O&A SUMMER ROADSHOW - THE LESBIAN POOL PICKS UP

O&A SUMMER ROADSHOW - MEANWHILE, IN THE LESBIAN POOL

O&A SUMMER ROADSHOW - ALISON'S AWARD WINNING ASS

O&A SUMMER ROADSHOW - MORE AWARD WINNING ASS


O&A SUMMER ROADSHOW - DICKEY BETTS & THE NERDS

...and now we show you this thing over here...

The lovely Trish from FOUNDRY CAMS sent in this great new video of her with her form-fitting Stay Cozy T-shirt:




CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH TRISH IN ACTION

There's some new funny and some new sexy in the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull - Teaser Trailer

Jane Fonda Drops The C-Bomb On The TODAY Show

Alyssa's First Time On Video

Shy Blond Woman On The Beach Shows Off Her Thong

Enter Sandman: Club Remix - Featuring Jenna Jameson

Two Young Topless Women Sunbathing

Hot Blond Model With Electrical Tape Bikini

Topless Hotties In Stockings Walking Through The Neighborhood

Angelina Jolie Sexy Compilation

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