Thursday Opie and Anthony Links: Bear Grylls from MAN vs. WILD, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Jim Norton HBO Taping - Get Tickets Now, New O&A Podcast

LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (It's Don West selling all kinds of sports oddities...BE DIALING!)

Happy Thursday and hello May 2008! (incidentally, what the hell is going on with the weather in New York? It's never been this F-ing cold out (yeah, right... like I'm some kind of authority).

Anyway... we have the one and only Bear Grylls back in studio to promote the new season of MAN vs. WILD.

Also stopping by is our longtime comedian crony, Bill Burr to talk about his gigs this weekend at Helium Comedy Club in Philadelphia. Also hanging with us is our pal Nick DiPaolo, and he's going to be at the Brokerage Comedy club on Long Island tonight.

Jim Norton HBO Taping - Get Tickets: Our own James Norton is doing another taping for the nice folks at HBO, and you're invited! Get All The Norton Ticket Info HERE

Jim Norton's Got TEN CD's Worth Of Material online - order 'The Best Of Jim Norton' on iTunes NOW!

...speaking of our funny friends...

Let's help Robert Kelly climb that list on Amazon! His new CD/DVD release Just The Tip is on sale NOW, so let's all show him some love!


Click the pic to order it now!

Opie and Anthony Animation Festival: You Animators better be animatin' for the Opie and Anthony Animation Festival, because the deadline for entries is June 1st...hurry your ass up! The O&A Animation Festival is going to be on June 5th at The Roseland Ballroom in New York City!!

GET ALL THE ANIMATION FESTIVAL DETAILS AND EXAMPLES HERE....then get your ass animatin' because we have $10,000 in prize money to give away!... and if you ARE animating something for the festival, why not give us a call and let us know what you're working on... or EMAIL us a few screenshots...

BUT DON'T POST THE FINISHED PROJECT ONLINE BEFORE THE FESTIVAL!

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Yes, the BOOBS are back in town, fellas! Thanks again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is promoting Load My Mouth, we have THREE new pairs of lovely bazooms for you to drool over...
(Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site):


RateMyWOW: Valentina Rossi

RateMyWOW: Sarah Twain

RateMyWOW: Ryan Hunter

...If you like boobies as much as we do, you want to keep looking at them, so we do this now...

Buxom blone Kylie from FOUNDRY CAMS sent us a brand new video in her ripped-up STAY COZY shirt:



CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO!

...Now, that video probably gave you a little rise in your lower half, so check this out...

Every day, we're getting emails about dating service that caters to married men and women? You know, the one you're hearing the naughty ads for? They're Ashley Madison... so there. Now you know.

...let's be honest now... your perv switch is probably still in the 'ON' position...so here you go...

Patrice Oneal's Favorite Porn: In case you missed Friday's Show (and judging by the Email we're getting, many of you DID), Patrice Oneal was kind enough to show us what kind of adult entertainment he spends money on, and we've been enlightened to the following:



Round And Brown

Ghetto Gaggers

My Mom's Fucking BLACKZILLA

My Daughter's Fucking BLACKZILLA

Alabama Representative Alvin Holmes spoke out against legislation that would allow citizens to purchase beer with higher alcohol content.

Listen to Alvin Holmes Describe All The Various Beers You Can Buy in Alabama! (you'll understand why it's funny almost immediately)

Put down that plate full of French Toast, and check out all the fresh melons we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:


Brandon Iron Fights a Big Rubber Snake In 'Pussy Beat 2'

Rolling Office Chair Wipeout

Jelena Jensen Topless On A Couch... Diddling

7 Year-old steals Grandmother's SUV

Lorena Aquino Oils Up Her Booty

Teenage Girl In Shorts Wipes Out On Skateboard

GOV Love - The Eliot Spitz-her Story

Paula Abdul Gets Confused with Jason Castro On 'American Idol'

Opie and Anthony Staff in Grand Theft Auto IV: It's HERE, kids!! As you have heard by now, the crew of the O&A Show offered up their voices for the new Grand Theft Auto IV, which is the most visually impressive, exciting game we have EVER seen!

It's available NOW... Click the GTA4 box to order it online!

Social networking websites are burning up the internet...so get a hose... or JOIN US:

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Wednesday Opie and Anthony Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Boobs On Paltalk and RateMyWOW, Jim Norton HBO Taping - Get Tickets Now, New O&A Podcast, Ol

LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (It's Don West selling all kinds of sports oddities...BE DIALING!)

Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday, especially to the Fine Ass Ladies of Paltalk, who are keeping us all drooling with the early morning bosom flashing! (log in and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!)

Jim Norton HBO Taping - Get Tickets: Our own James Norton is doing another taping for the nice folks at HBO, and you're invited! Get All The Norton Ticket Info HERE

Jim Norton's Got TEN CD's Worth Of Material online - order 'The Best Of Jim Norton' on iTunes NOW!






...speaking of our funny friends...

Let's help Robert Kelly climb that list on Amazon! His new CD/DVD release Just The Tip is on sale NOW, so let's all show him some love!


Click the pic to order it now!

...Now Back to this Whip 'em Out Wednesday thingee...

If you want to get WOWed, you might need to get your hands on a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it:
1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE.

2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to:
The Opie and Anthony Show
WOW Sticker Requests
111 West 57th Street
Suite 500
New York, NY 10019

3. Get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. They come in all sizes, so no matter how many triple cheeseburgers you like you scarf down, you can get one that fits you. CLICK HERE AND GET A SHIRT...DAG NABBIT... and then eat some beef and cheese.

...now, speaking of things that have to do with tits...here's a nifty website you should check out...

If you like the boobies, and we KNOW you do... GO TO RATE MY WOW.com and see THOUSANDS of FREE TOPLESS PHOTOS...

(Ladies, get your entries in today... remember: No WOW sticker in the photo = not getting on the site)



...got a thirst for the boobs that just ain't going away? Well you're in luck, Chesterfield...

Buxom blone Kylie from FOUNDRY CAMS sent us a brand new video in her ripped-up STAY COZY shirt:



CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO!

speaking of girls you'd like to do inappropriate things to...

Every day, we're getting emails about dating service that caters to married men and women? You know, the one you're hearing the naughty ads for? They're Ashley Madison... so there. Now you know.

...still need boobies? Well, thank God for our new fixation...

PRISON BITCH MOVIES: Our new obsession (until we get distracted by the next obsession) is PRISON BITCH MOVIES! They're full of naked ladies, shitty acting, and horrible dialog. Need examples? Check out these:



Ilsa The Wicked Warden

Ilsa The Tigress Of Siberia

Ilsa, Harem Keeper of The Oil Sheiks

The Swinging Barmaids

Wham Bam Thank You Spaceman

Ilsa She-Wolf of the S.S.

Opie and Anthony Animation Festival: You Animators better be animatin' for the Opie and Anthony Animation Festival, because the deadline for entries is June 1st...hurry your ass up! The O&A Animation Festival is going to be on June 5th at The Roseland Ballroom in New York City!!

GET ALL THE ANIMATION FESTIVAL DETAILS AND EXAMPLES HERE....then get your ass animatin' because we have $10,000 in prize money to give away!... and if you ARE animating something for the festival, why not give us a call and let us know what you're working on... or EMAIL us a few screenshots...

BUT DON'T POST THE FINISHED PROJECT ONLINE BEFORE THE FESTIVAL!

OLD SCHOOL OPIE AND ANTHONY VIDEOS: We dug up a whole bunch of wonderful video from the archives for you to drool over:



Porno Chick Humor On The O&A Show

Vivid Girls Cassidey and Raylene play with one another

Rat Eating Extravaganza - Part 1

Rat Eating Extravaganza - Part 2

Rat Eating Extravaganza - Part 3

Rat Eating Extravaganza - Part 4

Patrice Oneal's Favorite Porn: In case you missed Friday's Show (and judging by the Email we're getting, many of you DID), Patrice Oneal was kind enough to show us what kind of adult entertainment he spends money on, and we've been enlightened to the following:



Round And Brown

Ghetto Gaggers

My Mom's Fucking BLACKZILLA

My Daughter's Fucking BLACKZILLA

Put down that roast beef sandwich, and check out all the fresh melons we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:


Natural Busty Beauty Jana Defi in an Ameican Flag Bikini

Australian Bridge Jumper Falls into Fire Truck Windshield

JIMI HENDRIX SEX TAPE - Trailer

TED NUGENT has a message for Democrats on Gun Control

Busty Ewa Sonnet - Topless In An Elevator

Offensive Valedictorian Nominee - Brandon Rosario

Naomi Has The Best Ass EVER

Dance Floor Collapses at Christian Rock Concert

Opie and Anthony Staff in Grand Theft Auto IV: It's HERE, kids!! As you have heard by now, the crew of the O&A Show offered up their voices for the new Grand Theft Auto IV, which is the most visually impressive, exciting game we have EVER seen!

It's available NOW... Click the GTA4 box to order it online!

Social networking websites are burning up the internet...so get a hose... or JOIN US:

MySpace: Opie and Anthony
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MySpace: FoundryMusic
FUBAR: FoundryMusic
Twitter: FoundryMusic
Facebook: FoundryMusic

Monday Opie and Anthony Links: Emilie de Ravin from LOST, Shawnee Smith, Old School O&A, Animation Festival - Show Us Your Progress, New Videos Online

LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch Anthony discuss his broken home - online now!)

It's time for another fantabulous week of radio, kids. we have Emilie De Ravin from LOST coming in to talk about everyone's favorite series. Also checking in will be the lovely Shawnee Smith from the SAW to talk about her role in The Grudge 3 as well as her band Smith and Pyle.

Jim Norton's Got TEN CD's Worth Of Material online - order 'The Best Of Jim Norton' on iTunes NOW!

...speaking of our funny friends...

Let's help Robert Kelly climb that list on Amazon! His new CD/DVD release Just The Tip is on sale NOW, so let's all show him some love!


Click the pic to order it now!

OLD SCHOOL OPIE AND ANTHONY VIDEOS: We dug up a whole bunch of wonderful video from the archives for you to drool over:



Porno Chick Humor On The O&A Show

Vivid Girls Cassidey and Raylene play with one another

Rat Eating Extravaganza - Part 1

Rat Eating Extravaganza - Part 2

Rat Eating Extravaganza - Part 3

Rat Eating Extravaganza - Part 4

Patrice Oneal's Favorite Porn: In case you missed Friday's Show, Patrice Oneal was kind enough to show us what kind of adult entertainment he spends money on, and we've been enlightened to the following:



Round And Brown

Ghetto Gaggers

Opie and Anthony Animation Festival: You Animators better be animatin' for the Opie and Anthony Animation Festival, because the deadline for entries is June 1st...hurry your ass up! The O&A Animation Festival is going to be on June 5th at The Roseland Ballroom in New York City!!

GET ALL THE ANIMATION FESTIVAL DETAILS AND EXAMPLES HERE....then get your ass animatin' because we have $10,000 in prize money to give away!... and if you ARE animating something for the festival, why not give us a call and let us know what you're working on... or EMAIL us a few screenshots...

BUT DON'T POST THE FINISHED PROJECT ONLINE BEFORE THE FESTIVAL!

PRISON BITCH MOVIES: Our new obsession (until we get distracted by the next obsession) is PRISON BITCH MOVIES! They're full of naked ladies, shitty acting, and horrible dialog. Need examples? Check out these:



Ilsa The Wicked Warden

Ilsa The Tigress Of Siberia

Ilsa, Harem Keeper of The Oil Sheiks

The Swinging Barmaids

Wham Bam Thank You Spaceman

Ilsa She-Wolf of the S.S.

...now, speaking of things that have to do with tits...check out how poorly we segue into this video...

Buxom blone Kylie from FOUNDRY CAMS sent us a brand new video in her ripped-up STAY COZY shirt:



CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO!

speaking of girls you'd like to do inappropriate things to...

Every day, we're getting emails about dating service that caters to married men and women? You know, the one you're hearing the naughty ads for? They're Ashley Madison... so there. Now you know.

Opie and Anthony Staff in Grand Theft Auto IV: As you have heard by now, the crew of the O&A Show offered up their voices for the new Grand Theft Auto IV, which is the most visually impressive, exciting game we have EVER seen!

It's available this Tuesday, but if you want yours NOW... Click the GTA4 box to order it online!

You can also listen to Jim Norton attempt to play GTA 4 for the first time (video link - audio only though)

Put down that tray of Sloppy Joe Sandwiches, and check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:


Aggressive Lesbian Makeout Session

Determined Jack Russell Terrier vs Playground Slide

Skinny Girls Crazy Booty Shaking

Drunk Chick Licks Beer Off The Floor

Drunk Uncle Ruins Family Picnic

Monique and Her Amazing Italian Ass

'Sit On You' - from the Tim and Eric Awesome Show

Social networking websites are burning up the internet...so get a hose... or JOIN US:

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Weekend Opie and Anthony Links: Download The O&A Show, Old School O&A Video, Get Your GTA 4, Prison Bitch Movies

Nothing like a little weekend updatin' for a rainy weekend in late April (well, in New York, at least...those of you in more pleasing climates can go outside, ride a bike, go for a jog, or do any other number of strenuous things that you might enjoy.

As always, if you missed any of this week's Opie and Anthony Radio POgram, you can download the shows in their entirety online via AUDIBLE:




Download the O&A Show 4/25/2008 (Anthony's Birthday, Patrice Oneal, Louis CK, Erik Loves Bacon!)

Download the O&A Show 4/24/2008 (Randy Couture, Pat Cooper, Prison Bitch Movies)


Download the O&A Show 4/23/2008 (Whip 'em Out Wednesday,Colin Quinn, Prison Bitch Movies)

Download the O&A Show 4/22/2008 (Edward Norton, Chelsea Handler, Belly dancing)


Download the O&A Show 4/21/2008

OLD SCHOOL OPIE AND ANTHONY VIDEOS: We dug up a whole bunch of wonderful video from the archives for you to drool over:



Porno Chick Humor On The O&A Show

Vivid Girls Cassidey and Raylene play with one another

Rat Eating Extravaganza - Part 1

Rat Eating Extravaganza - Part 2

Rat Eating Extravaganza - Part 3

Rat Eating Extravaganza - Part 4

Patrice Oneal's Favorite Porn: In case you missed Friday's Show, Patrice Oneal was kind enough to show us what kind of adult entertainment he spends money on, and we've been enlightened to the following:



Round And Brown

Ghetto Gaggers

Opie and Anthony Animation Festival: You Animators better be animatin' for the Opie and Anthony Animation Festival, because the deadline for entries is June 1st...hurry your ass up! The O&A Animation Festival is going to be on June 5th at The Roseland Ballroom in New York City!!

GET ALL THE ANIMATION FESTIVAL DETAILS AND EXAMPLES HERE....then get your ass animatin' because we have $10,000 in prize money to give away!... and if you ARE animating something for the festival, why not give us a call and let us know what you're working on... BUT DON'T POST THE FINISHED PROJECT ONLINE BEFORE THE FESTIVAL!

PRISON BITCH MOVIES: Our new obsession (until we get distracted by the next obsession) is PRISON BITCH MOVIES! They're full of naked ladies, shitty acting, and horrible dialog. Need examples? Check out these:



Ilsa The Wicked Warden

Ilsa The Tigress Of Siberia

Ilsa, Harem Keeper of The Oil Sheiks

The Swinging Barmaids

Wham Bam Thank You Spaceman

Ilsa She-Wolf of the S.S.

speaking of girls that make your happy parts happy...

Buxom blone Kylie from FOUNDRY CAMS sent us a brand new video in her ripped-up STAY COZY shirt:



CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO!

Opie and Anthony Staff in Grand Theft Auto IV: As you have heard by now, the crew of the O&A Show offered up their voices for the new Grand Theft Auto IV, which is the most visually impressive, exciting game we have EVER seen!

It's available this Tuesday, but if you want yours NOW... Click the GTA4 box to order it online!

You can also listen to Jim Norton attempt to play GTA 4 for the first time (video link - audio only though)

speaking of our comedian buddies...

Let's help Robert Kelly climb that list on Amazon! He has a new CD/DVD called Just The Tip, and it's on sale NOW!


Click the pic to order it now!

We're obsessed with the The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters documentary. Video game geeks RULE, don't they?

Click the pic to order now!

Social networking websites are burning up the internet...so get a hose... or JOIN US:

MySpace: Opie and Anthony
Break.com: Opie & Anthony (subscribe now to get all the updates we add to that site)
MySpace: FoundryMusic
FUBAR: FoundryMusic
Twitter: FoundryMusic
Facebook: FoundryMusic

FOUNDRY CAMS: Kylie Rocks Out In Her STAY COZY Shirt

Kylie (click for her profile), one of our leggy blond-haired lovelies from FOUNDRY CAMS was given a new STAY COZY shirt and boy, did she get creative with it... She keeps the shirt on for about 30 seconds before showing off her seriously revealing outfit. Music by our UK buddies VOODOO JOHNSON.







CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO



...and once your blood pressure comes down to a reasonable level, head over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Kylie LIVE on WEBCAM!

Tuesday Links: Rock Scream Tuesday, Corey Haim & Corey Feldman, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, Traveling Virus coming to Detroit, New Ringtones, New Videos!

LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

The skies are clear, and it's a beautiful Rock Scream Tuesday, so have yourself a warm beverage, crank up some Jim Gillette, throw on your ratty IRON MAIDEN t-shirt, squeeze your nuts, give us a call (new number: 877-212-OandA), and do your best Metal God impression. It's also Hummer Tuesday, Diabolical Laugh Tuesday, and Far Away Phone Call Tuesday.

The Coreys - Corey Haim and Corey Feldman will be in studio today (who could forget License to Drive, The Lost Boys, Dream A Little Dream, Dream A Little Dream 2, National Lampoon's Last Resort, or even Dickie Roberts - Former Child Star), and if you want to see them in all of their reality TV awesomeness...Turn on your PALTALK. (of course, you may already be doing that watching all the lovely Ladies of PALTALK, who spend their mornings showering, sleeping nude, getting dressed, or having the morning sex. We watch them, and you should too!)

Check out the Photos of Corey Feldman and Corey Haim in Studio

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: We got a lovely new set of perfect perky boobs on RateMyWOW this morning...with the slightest little tan lines:


RateMyWOW: Perfect and Perky

Next stop for the Traveling Virus is the DTE Pavillion in Clarkston, Michigan on August 4th. Got your tickets? No? Get Your Tickets Online NOW!

If you missed the show in Mansfield, You can still PRETEND you were there...with an OFFICIAL Traveling Virus T-Shirt, woven together of real Corey hair (so we're told... we could be mistaken):





CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOURS TODAY!

NEW Official Opie & Anthony 'All The Way' T-Shirt!





Click the PIC! Order yours today!

Speaking of shirts...





(Check out what Kylie is wearing!)

The lovely Kylie from FOUNDRY CAMS sent in a great new video showing off her F*CK ME SHIRT...and her hiney in a mirror...



FOUNDRY CAMS: Kylie Rocks out in her F*CK ME shirt

Listen to the heartwarming new parody by John from Fearless - My Dick's All Shitty

We also added TWENTY THREE new O&A RINGTONES. Just Go To The Media Section and click on the 'Audio' Tab (you'll see them)

Jim Norton's book, HAPPY ENDINGS: The Tales Of A Meaty-Breasted Zilch, is on SALE NOW, and he's doing a bunch of book signings, including one THURSDAY in New York:

• Carle Place, NY: Barnes & Noble – July 26th, 7:30pm

There's another batch of video goodness in the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Michelle and Her Cool Tongue Trick

Lucky Chinese Cyclist Survives Getting Hit By Bus

Melissa Dettwiller Flexes Her Chest

Sexy Buff Brazilian Babe On Stage

face Painting - the VERY hard way

$160 Worth of AreoGel

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie Intro - featuring 'Linoleum Knife' by MASTODON

Guiness World Record: Heaviest Weight Lifted With Tongue

'Demons On The Dance Floor' (Remix) - Tay Zonday and Elijah Lucian

Tyler Hudson - Amazing 12 year-old Drummer

Saturday Night Live: Japanese Game Show

The Return of WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??? (Grand Prize Winner Gets an iPhone...runners up get cash!): We're bringing back one of the more disgusting events the O&A SHOW has ever done. It's What the Hell is that?, where you get to come in, show us something on your body that you CAN NOT identify (growth, bump, legion, pustule, carbunkle, limb, or otherwise) and we get to examine, diagnose (no, not really) and most importantly...point and laugh. EMAIL TRAVIS WITH ALL YOUR CONTACT INFO IF YOU WANT IN



Then of course, you can check out these VIDEOS from the last time we did WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? in 2001:


What The Hell Is That? - Clip 1

What The Hell Is That? - Clip 2

What The Hell Is That? - Clip 4

What The Hell Is That? - Clip 5

Like what we're doing? Add us to your TECHNORATI favorites

Monday Links: Back In NYC, Traveling Virus coming to Detroit, New O&A Videos, Jill Nicolini Photos, New Videos online, What The Hell is That? - Win an

LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

The Opie and Anthony Show has returned from Mansfield, and the Traveling Virus was a success. We'll have video links and photos from the show online all week. If you want to see the
guys LIVE in studio, Turn on your PALTALK. (of course, you may already be doing that watching all the lovely Ladies of PALTALK, who spend their mornings showering, sleeping nude, getting dressed, or having the morning sex. We watch them, and you should too!)

Next stop for the Traveling Virus is the DTE Pavillion in Clarkston, Michigan on August 4th. Got your tickets? No? Get Your Tickets Online NOW!

If you missed the show in Mansfield, You can still PRETEND you were there...with an OFFICIAL Traveling Virus T-Shirt, made of 100% egg noodles (so we're told... we could be mistaken):





CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOURS TODAY!

NEW Official Opie & Anthony 'All The Way' T-Shirt!





Click the PIC! Order yours today!

Speaking of shirts...





(Check out what Kylie is wearing!)

The lovely Kylie from FOUNDRY CAMS sent in a great new video showing off her F*CK ME SHIRT...and her hiney in a mirror...



FOUNDRY CAMS: Kylie Rocks out in her F*CK ME shirt

Thanks to Sam, we have a brand new O&A SHOW VIDEO online:


SIMPSONS Creators: James L. Brooks, Al Jean, Mike Scully, and David Silverman visit O&A

The lovely Jill Nicolini sent us a number of photos from her visit to the O&A Show last week for Jim Norton's birthday.

Jill Nicolini from CW11 visits the Opie and Anthony Show

Jim Norton's book, HAPPY ENDINGS: The Tales Of A Meaty-Breasted Zilch, is on SALE NOW, and he's doing a bunch of book signings, including one THURSDAY in New York:

• Carle Place, NY: Barnes & Noble – July 26th, 7:00pm

There's another batch of video goodness in the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Spoiling The New Harry Potter Book in Staten Island

College Girls Kissing In The Club - Caught on Nightvision

Sexy Bikini Girl Walking in High Heels

Fitness Room Mishap

Mike Rowe Recites 'Grillz' By NELLY

Tiger Shark Vs. Sea Turtles

Tiger Shark vs. Albatross

Eating Rotten Shark Meat

1500 Philipino Inmates Practice 'Thriller' Dance Routine

The Picard Song and Video

The Return of WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??? (Grand Prize Winner Gets an iPhone...runners up get cash!): We're bringing back one of the more disgusting events the O&A SHOW has ever done. It's What the Hell is that?, where you get to come in, show us something on your body that you CAN NOT identify (growth, bump, legion, pustule, carbunkle, limb, or otherwise) and we get to examine, diagnose (no, not really) and most importantly...point and laugh. EMAIL TRAVIS WITH ALL YOUR CONTACT INFO IF YOU WANT IN



Then of course, you can check out these VIDEOS from the last time we did WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? in 2001:


What The Hell Is That? - Clip 1

What The Hell Is That? - Clip 2

What The Hell Is That? - Clip 4

What The Hell Is That? - Clip 5

Like what we're doing? Add us to your TECHNORATI favorites

CAM GIRL PROFILE: KYLIE

Once again, we're taking out our long pointy stick and probing around in the brain of one of the FOUNDRY CAMS girls. This week, we hit up one of our blonde bombshells. The sexy Kylie has shaken her ass for us a few times, once in her F*CK ME shirt, and another time shaking her lingerie-strapped ass on a bed. We're hoping to get more videos from Kylie in the coming months, but for now, you can enjoy the fact that she put up with our stupid asses long enough to answer some silly questions... here's how it went down...



DEMONCOW: What gives you goosebumps?



Kylie: Needles and Bad B.O. !! ...ugh...



DEMONCOW: Name a hidden talent not many people know about



Kylie: Oh i dono.. I don't really have a talent, but i can do a mean Keg stand! (you know, sometimes I forget how old these girls are, and I'm quick to throw out those sarcastic 'MENSA' comments... I'll be nice today.)




She's crawling out of the computer...she's coming to see ME!!!! Maybe. Click The Pic! See Kylie LIVE!


DEMONCOW: If your boyfriend cheated on you, how would you get back at him?



Kylie: Leave his ass!! isn’t that a huge pain in its self! ha!! I hate drama!




DEMONCOW: Great dessert or great sex?



Kylie: Great sex first then afterwards, great desert! (...and there's another one. These cam girls love the sex AND the sweets. Go figger.)





Kylie Shows off her hiney and her F*CK ME shirt. Click the pic to get one (A shirt, not a hiney)!


DEMONCOW: What is the hottest thing a guy can wear?



Kylie: a great smelling cologne...IPR Baby!!!. (ehh, what's 'IPR'?).



DEMONCOW: What is the key to your heart?



Kylie: An Iced Carmel macchiato hahahah



DEMONCOW: Love or money?



Kylie: I plead the 5th! (Oof, that's a girl who really wants to say 'money', but is too afraid she's gonna look shallow if she does so)



DEMONCOW: Whatcha thinkin' about?



Kylie: The love or money question still..ha! (ah ha! It's the guilt settling in!)




I have never wanted to be a pair of green panties more in my life... dear God. CLICK IT!.


DEMONCOW: What celebrity would you like to see running America, and why?



Kylie: Jay Z bc he's freaking amazing and talented!! (oof. gonna reseve comment on that one)




DEMONCOW: Describe your ideal date



Kylie: Oh gosh..um.. Just a super sweet guy who takes me to dinner and the bar.And pays FOR IT ALL. (ok, we'll go along with chivalry, but she's still diggin' on the money question)



DEMONCOW: Grey's Anatomy or Desparate Housewives?



Kylie: Tuff.. but deff Greys baby!




DEMONCOW: Good guy or bad boy?


Kylie: hy bother with this.. girls always go for the bad guys.. even if they say they want a good guy.



DEMONCOW: Most awkward thing someone has said to you after sex?


Kylie: Nothing.....



DEMONCOW: Are you a girly girl or a tom boy?



Kylie: Girly girl, but not the kind that is afraid of dirt and stuff.



DEMONCOW: Who disgusts you? Please don't say me, please don't say me.



Kylie: Abbie is amazing!! haha But i would have to say jealous girls!! (Ahh, she thinks her boss wrote these questions. Nope. Sorry.)



DEMONCOW: We're going to ransack your porn collection (when you're not looking, of
course). What are we going to find (what titles, genre, etc)?



Kylie: X Rated Midgets... HA!! just joking..sooooo joking.. Actually u wont find any bc I’m not into porn really....sorry guys ;) (just for kicks, we should send her a shipment of Joey Silvera's finest Tranny titles... tee hee)




Kylie is ALMOST showing us a bosom... and we're ALMOST climaxing in our shorts. Oofah. CLICK THE PIC!


DEMONCOW: Describe for us, your favorite sandwich (no, not one with you and two guys,
you and two chicks. we mean FOOD).



Kylie: um... steak and cheese with southwest sauce.



See Kylie in these steamy videos:

Kylie Rocks Out in her F*CK ME shirt

Kylie Rocks out in her Bedroom




If your happy parts are as happy as ours right now, you're going to want to hit up Kylie right now..


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