New Years Eve Headlines: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Adios Rochester and Cape Cod - Listen to O&A on Satellite! Jim Norton in Allentown TONIGHT, Download

This is the L A S T update you'll get from us until 2009, which (technically) is tomorrow morning, so umm... big F-ing Deal, right?.

Even though it's New Years Eve, and the show isn't live, we can still wish you a Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday ... especially to the Lovely ladies on Paltalk, who, when they have no pressing plans, have been known to flash a bosom or two on their webcams. Oh, who are we bullshitting? They're usually naked, on their webcams, showering, sleeping, screwing, or smoking. If you can manage NOT to be a pushy douche, they might just keep doing it. Look, we're realists. 90% of you are on PalTalk to see CHICKS GETTING NAKED ON CAM, so just fess up, Chesterfield...log in to your Paltalk and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!... and umm, Happy New Year.

Since the Opie and Anthony Show ins't live again until January 5th, we have some carefully-crafted 'Worst-of' programming (courtesy of our own EROCK) for you to enjoy. If you want to check out any of these amazing shows, you can download them via AUDIBLE or iTunes!



Download the WORST OF Opie and Anthony Show for Friday, 1/02/09

Download the WORST OF Opie and Anthony Show for Thursday, 1/01/09

Download the WORST OF Opie and Anthony Show for Wednesday, 12/31/08

Download the WORST Opie and Anthony for Tuesday, 12/30/08 (Baby Diaper Moustache, Kenny's Ketchup Hoarding, Brian Regan, Spuds Buckley aduio)

Download the WORST OF Opie and Anthony for Monday, 12/29/08 (Trash-talking producer, Mark Maron, Jose Canseco)

Good-bye Rochester and Cape Cod: Don't you just LOVE being left out of the communication loop (especially when you're IN the business of COMMUNICATING??? Sheesh!) OK, so we just found out that Pixy 103 in Cape Cod and 94.1 WZNE in Rochester, NY are no longer carrying the Opie and Anthony Show on their terrestrial stations. We found out this morning, so it's as much news to us as it is you guys. Have no fear kids, because you can GET YOURSELF A SATELLITE RADIO! (Great to blow some Christmas moolah on) and you can listen to the Opie and Anthony Radio Show in it's full, filthy, uncensored entirety....several times daily. See that? Optimism.

(Now, let's get back to the Whip 'em Out Wednesday thing)

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CLICK ABOVE (or here) AND GET AN OFFICIAL WOW SHIRT...... and then go wolf down some cheese on wheat.

(and speaking of things you can purchase online...check out this official merchandise!)

New Official O&A Pest Jerseys - LIMITED amount: Thanks to Opie's brother Elmo, there's a new piece of OFFICIAL merchandise you can get, just in time for the holidays!





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(it's just not a regular update without some shameless Jim Norton plugs, right...so here we go...)

Jim Norton in Allentown and Atlantic City: Our meat-bosomed compatriot Jim Norton is heading to Allentown, PA TONIGHT, and then to the Borgata in Atlantic City in January to do his comedy thing.

...and if you can't make that show, well he's always traveling all over the country, performing for Y O U.

Get JIM NORTON tickets Online Now!

(Jim Norton's book is also out now, and it's ALSO a NY Times Best Seller!...so if you don't have it yet...go order JIMMY NORTON's NEW BOOK!)

Jim Norton's New Book - 'I HATE YOUR GUTS': Just for the sake of redundancy, we'll tell you again... Our shorn-headed compatriot Jim Norton has a new book titled I Hate Your Guts, and it's on sale now. You can order your copy online, so you don't have to venture out into the real world and deal with those pesky 'other people':




CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE TO ORDER 'I HATE YOUR GUTS' NOW

NEW ASHLEY MADISON COMMERCIAL CONTEST (GRAND PRIZE IS $5K!): By now you've heard the commercials for Ashley Madison, the online hookup place for those men and women looking for discreet affairs. If you haven't, then you're either A) A monk... or B) Lying your ass off.

Regardless, the nice folks at Ashley Madison are giving YOU, the faithful, the horny, the sexually deprived fan...the opportunity to make your own commercial for their service...and win some cold hard CA$H in the process ($5 Grand to be exact). If you think YOU have what it takes, then Check out the Virus Page For More Contest Information... and then hop on to Ashley Madison's Website...and have an affair with your neighbor's wife

(If all you wanted for Christmas is some booty and boobies, then we're more than happy to oblige!)

Thanks to the wonderful women of FOUNDRY CAMS and our guitar-shredding buddy GARY HOEY, we have a great new Christmas compilation video for you.






CLICK THE ABOVE PHOTO TO WATCH THIS HEARTFELT, and HORNED-UP VIDEO

It's not quite resolution time yet, folks... so Enjoy ALL the Pizza You Can Stuff Inside of YOU!!!!... Then check out the MASSIVE AMOUNT OF VIDEOS we added to the MEDIA SECTION...including:



Denise Milani - "Sexy Salad"

DEF LEPPARD: 'Pour Some Sugar On Me' LIVE in Adelaide

Dylan Ryder Virtual Lap Dance

Christmas Metal Symphony performs TESTAMENT's 'More than Meets The Eye' in Holland

Neriah Davis Strips Out Of Her Blue Bra and Panties

Crying Sorority Girl Elyse Downs

Santa's Nunghty Canadian Helper Sandy

Georgian Politicians Fight On Live TV

Jamee and Daniella Flashing At The Mall

STEELHEART - "LOL" video

Tiffany Brookes In The Shower

Kip Winger - 'Seventeen' Acuostic LIVE at Mohegan Sun

Krystal Lyne Getting Ready For Bed

Mark Slaughter and Eric Martin -"Up All Night" Live at the Fillmore

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Holiday Headlines: Download the Opie and Anthony Show, Win CA$H with the Ashley Madison Contest, New Videos Online

Hey-O and HAPPY HOLIDAYS from all of us...to all of you. That's about as sappy as we get, so deal. With any luck, you're getting a few days off to recuperate from the holiday food-and-booze binge, and count your Christmas cash.

Since the Opie and Anthony Show ins't live again until January 5th, we have some carefully-crafted 'Worst-of' programming (courtesy of our own EROCK) for you to enjoy. If you missed any of those shows this week, you can get them online from AUDIBLE or iTunes!



Download the WORST OF Opie and Anthony Show for Friday, 12/26/08 (Kill Steve In Grand Theft Auto 4, Bill Burr, Bear Grylls)

Download the WORST OF Opie and Anthony Show for Wednesday, 12/24/08 (Antholini Makes the Paper, Patrice Oneal In Studio, D.L Hughley)

Download the Opie and Anthony Show for Tuesday, 12/23/08 (Denis Leary, Dave Attell)

Download the Opie and Anthony Show for Monday, 12/22/08 (Rich Vos, Nick DiPaolo)

(it's just not a regular update without some shameless Jim Norton plugs, right...so here we go...)

Jim Norton in Allentown and Atlantic City: Our meat-bosomed compatriot Jim Norton is heading to Allentown, PA on New Year's Eve, and then to the Borgata in Atlantic City in January to do his comedy thing.

...and if you can't make that show, well he's always traveling all over the country, performing for Y O U.

Get JIM NORTON tickets Online Now!

(Jim Norton's book is also out now, and it's ALSO a NY Times Best Seller!...so if you don't have it yet...go order JIMMY NORTON's NEW BOOK!)

Jim Norton's New Book - 'I HATE YOUR GUTS': Just for the sake of redundancy, we'll tell you again... Our shorn-headed compatriot Jim Norton has a new book titled I Hate Your Guts, and it's on sale now. You can order your copy online, so you don't have to venture out into the real world and deal with those pesky 'other people':




CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE TO ORDER 'I HATE YOUR GUTS' NOW

NEW ASHLEY MADISON COMMERCIAL CONTEST (GRAND PRIZE IS $5K!): By now you've heard the commercials for Ashley Madison, the online hookup place for those men and women looking for discreet affairs. If you haven't, then you're either A) A monk... or B) Lying your ass off.

Regardless, the nice folks at Ashley Madison are giving YOU, the faithful, the horny, the sexually deprived fan...the opportunity to make your own commercial for their service...and win some cold hard CA$H in the process ($5 Grand to be exact). If you think YOU have what it takes, then Check out the Virus Page For More Contest Information... and then hop on to Ashley Madison's Website...and have an affair with your neighbor's wife

New Official O&A Pest Jerseys - LIMITED amount: Thanks to Opie's brother Elmo, there's a new piece of OFFICIAL merchandise you can get, just in time for the holidays!





CLICK TO GET YOUR OFFICIAL Opie and Anthony PEST Jerseys!

(If all you wanted for Christmas is some booty and boobies, then we're more than happy to oblige!)

Thanks to the wonderful women of FOUNDRY CAMS and our guitar-shredding buddy GARY HOEY, we have a great new Christmas compilation video for you.






CLICK THE ABOVE PHOTO TO WATCH THIS HEARTFELT, and HORNED-UP VIDEO

It's not resolution time yet, folks, so Enjoy ALL the Pizza You Can Stuff Inside of YOU!!!!... Then check out the MEDIA SECTION...where we just added a bunch of new videos, including:



Rachel Strips Out of Her Catholic School Clothes

AIRBOURNE: 'Runnin Wild' LIVE in Munich

Nella Gets Naked By The Pool

Dimebag Darrell Documentary from Mulatschag

Jessica Barton Bikini Photo Shoot

COUNTDOWN: James Martin Plays The Numbers Game

Carli Banks Shows Off Her Massive Rack

WARRANT and Singer Robert Mason Live in Maplewood, MN

Tailor James in Sexy Satin

Shaun Ellis Hurls Giant Snow Boulder at Seahawks Fan

Cox Strips Out Of Her Pink Bikini

Fan-Made Thundercats Trailer

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Tuesday Opie and Anthony links: Denis Leary, Dave Attell, Basil T's making the food, Ashley Madison Contest, Jim Norton coming to PA and Atlantic City

Listen to Today's WORST-OF OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST).

Hey-O, it's Insertion Tuesday! (oh wait, that was yesterday's show... crap. The mind is a terrible thing).

Today on the Opie and Anthony Sphincter Stretch, we'll be chatting it up with our buddy Denis Leary, whose new book, Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid, is a New York Times Best Seller.

Denis has gigs coming up in '09 - Get Tickets online now!



We'll also be chatting with the one and only Dave Attell, who will be performing at Caroline's December 26-30.

...and of course, we're all getting fat on delicious breakfast, prepared by Executive Chef Steven F. from Basil T's in Tom's River, New Jersey.

(and since we're whoring out comedians, gigs, books, and the like, let's help our mushy pal James Norton...)

Jim Norton in Allentown and Atlantic City: Our meat-bosomed compatriot Jim Norton is heading to Allentown, PA on New Year's Eve, and then to the Borgata in Atlantic City in January to do his comedy thing.

...and if you can't make that show, well he's always traveling all over the country, performing for Y O U.

Get JIM NORTON tickets Online Now!

(Jim Norton's book is also out now, and it's ALSO a NY Times Best Seller!...so if you don't have it yet...go order JIMMY NORTON's NEW BOOK!)

Jim Norton's New Book - 'I HATE YOUR GUTS': Just for the sake of redundancy, we'll tell you again... Our shorn-headed compatriot Jim Norton has a new book titled I Hate Your Guts, and it's on sale now. You can order your copy online, so you don't have to venture out into the real world and deal with those pesky 'other people':




CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE TO ORDER 'I HATE YOUR GUTS' NOW

NEW ASHLEY MADISON COMMERCIAL CONTEST (GRAND PRIZE IS $5K!): By now you've heard the commercials for Ashley Madison, the online hookup place for those men and women looking for discreet affairs. If you haven't, then you're either A) A monk... or B) Lying your ass off.

Regardless, the nice folks at Ashley Madison are giving YOU, the faithful, the horny, the sexually deprived fan...the opportunity to make your own commercial for their service...and win some cold hard CA$H in the process ($5 Grand to be exact). If you think YOU have what it takes, then Check out the Virus Page For More Contest Information... and then hop on to Ashley Madison's Website...and have an affair with your neighbor's wife

New Official O&A Pest Jerseys - LIMITED amount: Thanks to Opie's brother Elmo, there's a new piece of OFFICIAL merchandise you can get, just in time for the holidays!





CLICK TO GET YOUR OFFICIAL Opie and Anthony PEST Jerseys!

(Now here's a totally unrelated Holiday treat for all of you horndogs)

Thanks to the wonderful women of FOUNDRY CAMS and our guitar-shredding buddy GARY HOEY, we have a great new Christmas compilation video for you.






CLICK THE ABOVE PHOTO TO WATCH THIS HEARTFELT, and HORNED-UP VIDEO

Would you PLEASE put down that oversized tin of Christmas Cookies, and pay attention to the MEDIA SECTION...we just added a bunch of new videos, including:



Karen Strips Slowly By The Fireplace

TIME WARP: Slow-Motion Lighters In A Blender

Nadine Velazquez Explains the Internet

NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM: Battle At The Smithsonian - Trailer

British Babe Lucy Pinder Reads 'War Of The Worlds'

Danny Vaughn (of Tyketto) - "Burning Down Inside" Acoustic LIVE

Louise Glover In A See-Through Bra and Panties

Ken Jennings "What Is A Ho?" on JEOPARDY!

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Monday Opie and Anthony links: Download The Opie and Anthony Show, Rich Vos and Nick DiPaolo in studio, Ashley Madison Contest, New Official O&A Pet J

Listen to Today's WORST-OF OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST).

Argh. Monday. Anyone have aspirin?

Good morning guys and gals, as you may already be well-aware,you can download the latest Opie and Anthony Shows from AUDIBLE or iTunes!



Download the Opie and Anthony Show for Friday, 12/19/08

Download the Opie and Anthony Show for Thursday, 12/18/08 (Denis Leary)

Download the Opie and Anthony Show for Wednesday, 12/17/08 (WOW, Greg Gutfeld, Diva Maria from WWE)

Download the Opie and Anthony Show for Tuesday, 12/16/08 (Pete Wentz from FALL OUT BOY)

Download the Opie and Anthony Show for Monday, 12/15/08 (Patrice Oneal, Taya Parker)

Today on the Opie and Anthony Hostage Negotiation, we're welcoming back Rich Vos with open arms, and if you're anywhere near Uncle Vinnies in Point Pleasant, NJ, you're in luck... because he's going to be there on the 26th and 27th.

Our buddy, our pal Nick DiPoaolo will also be joining the POgram to promote his upcoming gigs at Carolines in New York City January 1 - January 4.

NEW ASHLEY MADISON COMMERCIAL CONTEST (GRAND PRIZE IS $5K!): By now you've heard the commercials for Ashley Madison, the online hookup place for those men and women looking for discreet affairs. If you haven't, then you're either A) A monk... or B) Lying your ass off.

Regardless, the nice folks at Ashley Madison are giving YOU, the faithful, the horny, the sexually deprived fan...the opportunity to make your own commercial for their service...and win some cold hard CA$H in the process ($5 Grand to be exact). If you think YOU have what it takes, then Check out the Virus Page For More Contest Information... and then hop on to Ashley Madison's Website...and have an affair with your neighbor's wife

New Official O&A Pest Jerseys - LIMITED amount: Thanks to Opie's brother Elmo, there's a new piece of OFFICIAL merchandise you can get, just in time for the holidays!





CLICK TO GET YOUR OFFICIAL Opie and Anthony PEST Jerseys!

(Now here's a totally unrelated Holiday treat for all of you horndogs)

Thanks to the wonderful women of FOUNDRY CAMS and our guitar-shredding buddy GARY HOEY, we have a great new Christmas compilation video for you.






CLICK THE ABOVE PHOTO TO WATCH THIS HEARTFELT, and HORNED-UP VIDEO

Would you PLEASE put down that oversized tin of Christmas Cookies, and pay attention to the MEDIA SECTION...we just added a bunch of new videos, including:



STONE TEMPLE PILOTS: "Sex Type Thing" LIVE at the KROQ Almost Acoustic Christmas

20 Year Old Riley Shows Off Her Perfect Russian Body

Soccer Ball + Face = Crying Bitch

Sweet Yurizan Beltran Gets Topless In Bed

Oxygen Tank vs. MRI Machine

GUITAR HERO: METALLICA - Preview

Sara Tyler Breast Massage

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FOUNDRY CAMS: The First Noel - A Cam Girl Christmas Compilation

Happy holidays from the beautiful girls of FOUNDRY CAMS! This clip, featuring "The First Noel" by GARY HOEY, features more girls than we have EVER used in one single video before, and each of these beauties (including Carmen, Gisele, Kyra, Silvia, Sweet Victoria, Danni, Dahlia, Violet, The twins: Brooke and Vikki, Ashleigh, and many, many more) has discovered an eye-popping method of undressing for the camera while keeping their holiday spirit intact. Merry Christmas, indeed!







CLICK THE ABOVE PHOTO TO WATCH THIS HEARTFELT, and HORNED-UP VIDEO



Then, once you've filled up on egg nog and peppermint schnapps for the holidays, Spend some of your Christmas break chatting with the lovely girls of FOUNDRY CAMS!

FOUNDRY CAMS: The First Noel - A Cam Girl Christmas

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Happy holidays from the beautiful girls of FOUNDRY CAMS! This clip, featuring "The First Noel" by GARY HOEY, features more girls than we have EVER used in one single video before, and each of these beauties (including Carmen, Gisele, Kyra, Silvia, Sweet Victoria, Danni, Dahlia, Violet, The twins: Brooke and Vikki, Ashleigh, and many more) has discovered an eye-popping method of undressing for the camera while keeping their holiday spirit intact. Merry Christmas, indeed!

Friday Opie and Anthony links: New Ashley Madison Contest, Jim Norton In Atlantic City this weekend, New OFFICIAL 'Pest' Jerseys, New Videos Online

Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST).

HOLY...CRAP... It's FRIDAY! We made it through another week. Everyone is still alive. It's a miracle.

Today on the Opie and Anthony Fellatio-Thon, we're probably going to wind up sifting through more Christmas presents, and deciding which ones to keep, which ones to consume, and which ones to throw at our interns.

NEW ASHLEY MADISON COMMERCIAL CONTEST (GRAND PRIZE IS $5K!): By now you've heard the commercials for Ashley Madison, the online hookup place for those men and women looking for discreet affairs. If you haven't, then you're either A) A monk... or B) Lying your ass off.

Regardless, the nice folks at Ashley Madison are giving YOU, the faithful, the horny, the sexually deprived fan...the opportunity to make your own commercial for their service...and win some cold hard CA$H in the process ($5 Grand to be exact). If you think YOU have what it takes, then Check out the Virus Radio Page For More information... or you can also try this link on the XM site... and then hop on to Ashley Madison's Website...and have an affair with your neighbor's wife

Jim Norton in Atlantic City: Our meat-bosomed compatriot Jim Norton is heading to Atlantic City this weekend to do his comedy thing.

...and if you can't make that show, well he's always traveling all over the country, performing for Y O U.

Get JIM NORTON tickets Online Now!

(Jim Norton's new book is also out now, and it's a NY Times Best Seller!...so if you don't have it yet...go order JIMMY NORTON's NEW BOOK!)

Jim Norton's New Book - 'I HATE YOUR GUTS': Just for the sake of redundancy, we'll tell you again... Our shorn-headed compatriot Jim Norton has a new book titled I Hate Your Guts, and it's on sale now. You can order your copy online, so you don't have to venture out into the real world and deal with those pesky 'other people':




CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE TO ORDER 'I HATE YOUR GUTS' NOW

New Official O&A Pest Jerseys - LIMITED amount: Thanks to Opie's brother Elmo, there's a new piece of OFFICIAL merchandise you can get, just in time for the holidays!





CLICK TO GET YOUR OFFICIAL Opie and Anthony PEST Jerseys!

(and since we're on the subject of shirts with logos on them, let's use this opportunity to do something completely selfish)

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CLICK THE PIC TO SEE ANGELINA SHAKE HER MONEY MAKER

If you wouldn't mind putting down that tray of Pasta and French Bread Pizza, we'd like to direct your attention to the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll see some amazing stuff, including:



QUEENSRŸCHE: 'Eyes Of A Stranger' acoustic LIVE in Seattle

Heather Summers In A Fishnet Shirt and Thong

Isabel and Her Enormous Natural Boobs

Italian Senator Giulio Andreotti Goes Deaf during TV Interview

Show Off Wrecks His Mustang

Vida Guerra's Boob and Ass Make-up Guy

Britney Spears Perfoms 'Womanizer' in a Tiny Bra and Hotpants

Caught On Video: 77 Year-old man attacks robber with a cane

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Thursday Opie and Anthony links: Denis Leary Checks In, New O&A Video, New OFFICIAL 'Pest' Jerseys, Jim Norton In Atlantic City this weekend, New Vids

Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST).

Words can not describe how THRILLED we are that it's Thursday. One more day, and it's brain-shutoff time!

Today on the O&A Radio Backstabbing, our old buddy, our pal Denis Leary is checking in to promote his book, Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid, and his signing at the Barnes & Noble in Clifton, NJ tonight at 7:30.

Denis has gigs coming up in '09 - Get Tickets online now!

(and since we're whoring out comedian gigs...)

Jim Norton in Atlantic City: Our meat-bosomed compatriot Jim Norton is heading to Atlantic City this weekend to do his comedy thing.

...and if you can't make that show, well he's always traveling all over the country, performing for Y O U.

Get JIM NORTON tickets Online Now!

(Jim Norton's new book is also out now, and it's a NY Times Best Seller!...so if you don't have it yet...go order JIMMY NORTON's NEW BOOK!)

Jim Norton's New Book - 'I HATE YOUR GUTS': Just for the sake of redundancy, we'll tell you again... Our shorn-headed compatriot Jim Norton has a new book titled I Hate Your Guts, and it's on sale now. You can order your copy online, so you don't have to venture out into the real world and deal with those pesky 'other people':




CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE TO ORDER 'I HATE YOUR GUTS' NOW

NEW OPIE AND ANTHONY VIDEO: Thanks once again to our own Sam, we have a new O&A Show videos for you to gawk at, including:



2008 PENTHOUSE Pet Of the Year Kisses Lily

New Official O&A Pest Jerseys - LIMITED amount: Thanks to Opie's brother Elmo, there's a new piece of OFFICIAL merchandise you can get, just in time for the holidays!





CLICK TO GET YOUR OFFICIAL Opie and Anthony PEST Jerseys!

(and since we're on the subject of shirts with logos on them, let's use this opportunity to do something completely selfish)

The shapely, half-naked BISEXUAL vixen you see below is Angleina. She is 24 years old, really digs her Pink FoundryMusic F*CK ME Shrt, and shaking her amazing ass to DUFF McKAGAN's LOADED.







CLICK THE PIC TO SEE ANGELINA SHAKE HER MONEY MAKER

(...and if that clip got you all hot and bothered, and in the mood to hook up with a total stranger for an ellicit affair... do WE have the place for YOU...)

That 'cheating website' you keep hearing ads for: We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

If you wouldn't mind putting down that tray of Pasta and French Bread Pizza, we'd like to direct your attention to the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll see some amazing stuff, including:



Michelle Thorn Plays With Her Amazing Breasts

U.S. Navy Pilot Lands On Carrier Deck

Old School Bouncing Boobies

Yngwie Malmsteen: LIVE at the Blender Theater In New York City

Naked Woman does Backflip along the Beach

Peter Falk - Roaming and screaming along the streets Of Beverly Hills

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Wednesday Opie and Anthony links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Greg Gutfeld from RED EYE, WWE's Maria in Studio, New O&A Videos, Boobs on Paltalk and RateM

Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST).

Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday ladies and germs... especially to the Lovely ladies on Paltalk, who, on occasion, have been known to flash a bosom. Oh, who are we bullshitting? They're usually naked, on their webcams, showering, sleeping, screwing, or smoking. If you can manage NOT to be a pushy douche, they might just keep doing it. Look, we're realists. 90% of you are on PalTalk to see CHICKS GETTING NAKED ON CAM, so just fess up, Chesterfield...log in to your Paltalk and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!

Today on the POgram, we're hanging with Mr. Greg Gutfeld, host of Red Eye on Fox News, which our own Jim Norton will be on this Thursday (tomorrow) night.

We'll also be talking to the one and only Maria from the WWE...and most likely staring at her boobs.

Get your WWE TICKETS online now!

(and since we mentioned Jimmy only a few lines ago...)

Jim Norton in Atlantic City: Our meat-bosomed compatriot Jim Norton is heading to Atlantic City this weekend to do his comedy thing.

...and if you can't make that show, well he's always traveling all over the country, performing for Y O U.

Get JIM NORTON tickets Online Now!

(Jim Norton's new book is also out now, and it's a NY Times Best Seller!...so if you don't have it yet...go order JIMMY NORTON's NEW BOOK!)

Jim Norton's New Book - 'I HATE YOUR GUTS': Just for the sake of redundancy, we'll tell you again... Our shorn-headed compatriot Jim Norton has a new book titled I Hate Your Guts, and it's on sale now. You can order your copy online, so you don't have to venture out into the real world and deal with those pesky 'other people':




CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE TO ORDER 'I HATE YOUR GUTS' NOW

NEW OPIE AND ANTHONY VIDEOS: Hey now, thanks to our own Sam, we have some great new O&A Show videos for you to gawk at, including:



Bob Kelly Pukes After Watching '1 Guy 1 Jar'

2008 PENTHOUSE Pet Of The Year TAYA PARKER Gets Naked

(As long as we're oogling naked boobies, let's get back to the Whip 'em Out Wednesday thing)

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CLICK ABOVE (or here) AND GET AN OFFICIAL WOW SHIRT...... and then go wolf down some cheese on wheat.

(and speaking of Brother Elmo's shirts...check out this relentles segue)

New Official O&A Pest Jerseys - LIMITED amount: Thanks to Opie's brother Elmo, there's a new piece of OFFICIAL merchandise you can get, just in time for the holidays!





CLICK TO GET YOUR OFFICIAL Opie and Anthony PEST Jerseys!

(and since we're on the subject of shirts with logos on them, let's use this opportunity to do something completely selfish)

The shapely, half-naked BISEXUAL vixen you see below is Angleina. She is 24 years old, really digs her Pink FoundryMusic F*CK ME Shrt, and shaking her amazing ass to DUFF McKAGAN's LOADED.







CLICK THE PIC TO SEE ANGELINA SHAKE HER MONEY MAKER

(...and if that clip got you all hot and bothered, and in the mood to hook up with a total stranger for an ellicit affair... do WE have the place for YOU...)

That 'cheating website' you keep hearing ads for: We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

If you wouldn't mind putting down that tray of Pasta and French Bread Pizza, we'd like to direct your attention to the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll see some amazing stuff, including:



Caught On Video: Forklift Vs. SUV

Busty Brandy Robbins Takes Off Her Fishnet Top

ACE FREHLEY: 'New York Groove' LIVE in Mt Clemens, Michigan

Sunny Leone Topless Photo Shoot

Apple's Mac II Pencil Test Animation

Eva Mendes Topless Commercial for Calvin Klein

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Tuesday Opie and Anthony links: Pete Wentz from FALL OUT BOY in studio, Jim Norton In Atlantic City this weekend, New Official O&A Pet Jerseys, INTERN

Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST).

Hmm. Tuesday. Almost halfway finished with the week. Is it wrong that it's Tuesday and we're already looking forward to the weekend?

Today on the POgram, we're hanging with Pete Wentz from FALL OUT BOY... or as we like to call him, "lucky bastard". He's promoting the band's latest disc, Folie A Deux.

FALL OUT BOY is also hitting the road, starting with the Nokia Theater in New York City tonight. Get FALL OUT BOY Tickets online now!

Jim Norton in Atlantic City: Our meat-bosomed compatriot Jim Norton is heading to Atlantic City this weekend to do his comedy thing.

...and if you can't make that show, well he's always traveling all over the country, performing for Y O U.

Get JIM NORTON tickets Online Now!

(Jim Norton's new book is also out now, and it's a NY Times Best Seller!...so if you don't have it yet...go order JIMMY NORTON's NEW BOOK!)

Jim Norton's New Book - 'I HATE YOUR GUTS': Just for the sake of redundancy, we'll tell you again... Our shorn-headed compatriot Jim Norton has a new book titled I Hate Your Guts, and it's on sale now. You can order your copy online, so you don't have to venture out into the real world and deal with those pesky 'other people':




CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE TO ORDER 'I HATE YOUR GUTS' NOW

Farewell Cleveland and Boston Radio: As you may already be aware, we're not on the FM stations in Cleveland and Boston, but have no fear, GET YOURSELF A SATELLITE RADIO! (Great Christmas gift, wink wink...) and you can listen to the Opie and Anthony Radio Show in it's full, filthy, uncensored entirety....several times daily.

New Official O&A Pest Jerseys - LIMITED amount: Thanks to Opie's brother Elmo, there's a new piece of OFFICIAL merchandise you can get, just in time for the holidays!





CLICK TO GET YOUR OFFICIAL Opie and Anthony PEST Jerseys!

(Speaking of shirts with logos on them, let's use this opportunity to do something completely selfish)

The shapely, half-naked BISEXUAL vixen you see below is Angleina. She is 24 years old, really digs her Pink FoundryMusic F*CK ME Shrt, and shaking her amazing ass to DUFF McKAGAN's LOADED.







CLICK THE PIC TO SEE ANGELINA SHAKE HER MONEY MAKER

(...and if you get riled up after seeing that and need to hook up with a total stranger for an ellicit affair... do WE have the place for YOU...)

That 'cheating website' you keep hearing ads for: We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

If you wouldn't mind putting down that tray of Pasta and French Bread Pizza, we'd like to direct your attention to the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll see some amazing stuff, including:



Viktoria Topless On The Stairs

RAMBO BELLS

Chikita Shows Off Her Outstanding body

X-MEN ORIGINS: Wolverine - Official Trailer

Shanel Shows Her Tattoos...and her boobs...in the coffee shop

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FOUNDRY CAMS: Angelina Rocks Out With Duff McKagan

FOUNDRY CAMS: Angelina Rocks Out With Duff McKagan
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Hang on to your hats, folks...and lookee what WE got sent in! This shapely little BISEXUAL vixen is Angelina and she's decked out in her FoundryMusic F*CK ME Shrt, and almost NOTHING else. She's shaking her outstanding ass to "Sleaze Factory" by DUFF McKAGAN's LOADED.

Monday Opie and Anthony links: Download The Opie and Anthony Show, Patrice Oneal In-studio, Penthouse Pet Of The Year Taya Parker, New PEST Jerseys!

Listen to Today's WORST-OF OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST).

Woo Monday. Oh...boy. Monday...makes...us...so...happy.

Get on your laughing hats, kiddies! The Opie and Anthony Honky-Tonk Association is ready to roll, and as you all know...or SHOULD know by now, you can download the latest Opie and Anthony Shows from AUDIBLE or iTunes!



Download the Opie and Anthony Show for Friday, 12/12/08 (Bob Kelly, Jeff Ross, DL Hughley)

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Today on the POgram, we're welcoming back our larger-than-life pal Patrice Oneal, and we'll be filling him in on all of the horrible things we've been doing. We'll also be drooling over PENTHOUSE Pet Of The Year TAYA PARKER (click for more pics!), who we may or may not introduce to a lucky boy today.

Farewell Cleveland and Boston Radio: As you may already be aware, we're not on the FM stations in Cleveland and Boston, but have no fear, GET YOURSELF A SATELLITE RADIO! (Great Christmas gift, wink wink...) and you can listen to the Opie and Anthony Radio Show in it's full, filthy, uncensored entirety....several times daily.

New Official O&A Pest Jerseys - LIMITED amount: Thanks to Opie's brother Elmo, there's a new piece of OFFICIAL merchandise you can get, just in time for the holidays!





CLICK TO GET YOUR OFFICIAL Opie and Anthony PEST Jerseys!

(Speaking of shirts with logos on them, let's use this opportunity to do something completely selfish)

The shapely, half-naked BISEXUAL vixen you see below is Angleina. She is 24 years old, really digs her Pink FoundryMusic F*CK ME Shrt, and shaking her amazing ass to DUFF McKAGAN's LOADED.







CLICK THE PIC TO SEE ANGELINA SHAKE HER MONEY MAKER

(...and if you get riled up after seeing that and need to hook up with a total stranger for an ellicit affair... do WE have the place for YOU...)

That 'cheating website' you keep hearing ads for: We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

If you wouldn't mind putting down that tray of Pasta and French Bread Pizza, we'd like to direct your attention to the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll see some amazing stuff, including:



Iraqi Journalist Throws Shoes at US President Bush

PLAYBOY Hottie Stevie Scholes Loses Her Bikini

VIXEN performs 'How Much Love' on BANDS REUNITED on VH1

Man Cries Over Library Closing In Phialdelphia

Micaela Takes Her Top Off In The Study

Romanian Senator Throws Glass Of Water During TV Debate

Russian Teen Roxee Striptease Compilation

Paul Gilbert: 'Green Tinted Sixties Mind' LIVE in Santiago Chile

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FOUNDRY CAMS: Angelina Rocks Out With Duff McKagan

Hang on to your hats, folks...and lookee what WE got sent in! This shapely little BISEXUAL vixen is Angelina from FOUNDRY CAMS, and she's decked out in her Pink FoundryMusic F*CK ME Shrt, and almost NOTHING else. She's shaking her outstanding ass to "Sleaze Factory" by DUFF McKAGAN's LOADED.








CLICK THE PIC TO SEE ANGELINA SHAKE HER MONEY MAKER




Then, of course... if you have ANY fluids left in that convulsing carcass of yours, Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Angelina LIVE on CAM!




Thanks to our own Jon for the great job on the video.

Friday Opie and Anthony links: Bob Kelly, Jeffrey Ross, DL Hughley, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Jim Norton at the Viper Room, Goodbye Cleveland and Boston

Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST).

Sweet Jumpin' Jesus! It's Friday! We made it!!! *burts into hysterical laughter*.

This morning on the Opie and Anthony Butt Plug Factory, we once again find ourselves without Jim Norton. He's out in Los Angeles at the Viper Room with Jim Florentine... having fun...While we get to hang out with...Bob Kelly (juuust kidding. Love ya Bawb!).

Also hanging with the radio POgram this morning is our buddy Jeffrey Ross, who will be at Caroline's in New York City all weekend.

We're also going to be paid a visit by our buddy DL Hughley, whose CNN show D.L. Hughley Breaks the News airs this weekend.

DL also has some comedy gigs coming up... Get your DL Hughley Tickets NOW!

And as long as he's in studio, let's give him a li'l plug...Robert Kelly has a new CD/DVD called Just The Tip, and it's in stores NOW!



Click the pic to order it now!

Turn on Your Paltalk, kids! Remember, kids... if you want to see any of these impressive famous people... or even Bob Kelly... just Turn On Your Paltalk and head on over to the Opie and Anthony LIVE room to see what's going on. Of course, if you're anything like us, you'll be staring at the lovely Ladies Of Paltalk, whose bosoms are always overflowing like the happy in our shorts (what?!?!?!)

(as long as we're trying to be funny, and failing, let's plug Jimmy's stuff...because you know he's a funny li'l fokker)

New Jim Norton Singing Clip: Thanks to Pete from the Phliladelphia band MorningSide, we have a new version of Jim Norton's attempt at singing a VAN HALEN-esque song:



Jimmy Van Halen: "We're Back!" (version 2)

(aaaand continuing on the old meat bosoms trail, we show you THIS...)

Jim Norton is going to be in Los Angeles at the Viper Room this Fridee and Saturdee, as well as Atlantic City in January... and he's got a ton of other dates coming up as well.


GET JIM NORTON TICKETS ONLINE NOW!

(as long as we're on the subject of Mr. Norton)

Jim Norton in 'Zack and Miri Make a Porno' - Video online: Thanks to NoFilterPaul, we have the two second clip of Jim Norton's role in Kevin Smith's film Zack and Miri Make a Porno...



Jim Norton in 'Zack and Miri...' - Watch the clip now!

(Jim Norton's new book is also out now, and it's a NY Times Best Seller!...so if you don't have it yet...go order JIMMY NORTON's NEW BOOK!)

Jim Norton's New Book - 'I HATE YOUR GUTS': Just for the sake of redundancy, we'll tell you again... Our shorn-headed compatriot Jim Norton has a new book titled I Hate Your Guts, and it's on sale now. You can order your copy online, so you don't have to venture out into the real world and deal with those pesky 'other people':



CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE TO ORDER 'I HATE YOUR GUTS' NOW

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks to a lovely female fan, who isn't promoting or selling a GODDAMN thing... we have some wonderful new boobies to share with you!




RateMyWOW: Holy Heavy Hangers!!!

(Ladies, submit YOUR photos today to RateMyWOW, but remember... no 'WOW' in the photo = Not Getting On The website)

Farewell Cleveland and Boston Radio: As you may already be aware, we're not on the FM stations in Cleveland and Boston, but have no fear, GET YOURSELF A SATELLITE RADIO! (Great Christmas gift, wink wink...) and you can listen to the Opie and Anthony Radio Show in it's full, filthy, uncensored entirety....several times daily.

(now check out this magical segue... oh man, so seamless...)

Re-Make "Pendulum" by FOUNDRY Contest: Attention all musicians, bands, audiophiles, and production geeks! We want YOU to re-make the 1997 classic, catchy, amazing song from FOUNDRY titled "Pendulum". The best entries will get to perform their songs live and get national exposure for their music ALL DETAILS ARE ONLINE HERE (all the really great ones get posted online...or maybe even made into videos...see below)

(Speaking of FOUNDRY, let's hammer a nail through a board with our boners while watching this clip)

The lovely dark blond babe you see holding the guitar before you is Marie. Marie is 24 years old, Garman/Canadian, is sporting some amazing 32D breasts, and oh yeah... she's BISEXUAL. She's also one of the wonderful specimens you can see at FOUNDRY CAMS, and of course she's wearing her FoundryMusic F*CK ME shirt (click to get yours!) while she gives her guitar a tongue bath.





CLICK THE PIC TO SEE MARIE's TONGUE IN ACTION!




(...and once you're done watching that, you may feel the need for your own tongue bath... and boy do we know the place for you...).

That 'cheating website' you keep hearing ads for: We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

INTERNS NEEDED NOW: Hey boys and girls! How'd you like to INTERN for the Opie and Anthony Radio Show? You'll be fetching coffee, bagels, and other assorted goodies. You'll most likely be tooled on in front of an international audience as well. APPLY TO BE AN INTERN ONLINE NOW (college credit required)

Sure, who DOESN'T love Gummy Bears, right? If you could, just take a minute and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, because you might just love what's going on there, including:



Ashlynn Brooke Gets Naked On The Balcony

Fred Durst's Awful Guitar Solo for 'Nevermind' - LIVE

Denise Milani in a Bikini at the Beach

Wim de Bie - 'i Want To F**k You'

Roselyn Sanchez Gives Head To A Banana

Angry Woman Vs. Tow Truck Driver

Vanessa Flashes Her Boobs In Public

Wunder Boner Commercial - featuring Mike Rowe Voiceover

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