Your Mom in a bikini contest, Egyptian Kids TV, Big Ass In a Bikini, STRYPER does SABBATH, Ridiculous Guitar Solo of the Day, New FOUNDRY CAMS, new VIOLET video, New Jennifer White

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Sexy Valentine's Day, Arrogant Biker, New WHITESNAKE and FOO FIGHTERS, Old VINNIE VINCENT, Angie Savage in a TuTu

To hell with Valentine's Day... we just found out that it's Mistress Day!:

What a wonderful concept! Now go get yourself a mistress. Or wait until next year, Chesterfield.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(So is your breath. Sheesh, go gargle)

Mee the world's most arrogant biker and the world's most irritated police officer:

How the HELL is going to talk his way out of this one.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(unlike your work ethic, lazy bones)


Say, whose massive cleavage is this? (Drunken Stepfather)



101 Singles with 101 Great Date Ideas -- Proof that all the good ones aren't taken (How About We)

Nessa is Nice and Nekkid (FreakShow Planet)

2011 Valentine's Day Gift Guide (Bullz-Eye)

Jessica Lynn is Just Awesome (z0d)

Jaime Michelle is Jammed into a tight outfit...just barely an outfit (z0d)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only woman that has something nice to say to you is that hooker you visit every week.)

Grammys? Shmammmies! Who needs 'em when you have a new WHITESNAKE video:

Is it just us, or does David Coverdale look more and more like an old lady?

Speaking of videos, FOO FIGHTERS recruited God, err... Lemmy from MOTORHEAD... for their latest old-school-looking video:

Who would win in a fight? Lemmy or God? HA! trick question. Lemmy IS God!

and just because we LOOOOOVE tooling on Vinnie Vincent, here's an extended Vinnie solo from March, 1984:

Apparently, one of Vinnie's most wonderful (sarcasm intended) was his inability to stop soloing during his time with KISS. Paul Stanley used to get majorly pissed off.

as long as we're talking about KISS, check out what CURRENT guitarist Tommy Thayer was doing in Las Vegas with STEEL PANTHER:

Oddly enough, he was playing "Lick it Up", which was released during the Vinnie Vincent era of KISS. Of COURSE we worked Vinnie in AGAIN. Why WOULDN'T we?

From big-ass bands, we saunter over to blondes with big asses:

Check out the outfit that Angie Savage is wearing:

Pigtails? Pink tutu and a leather corset? Perhaps she's dressing that way specifically so she can get rid of that oddball outfit.

Danni G (or Danni Gee, whichever you prefer) is decked out in one of our old-school FOUNDRYMUSIC T-shirts (torn and tailored to fit, of course), and showing off her multi-colored locks as well as her magnificent body in this brand FOUNDRY CAMS new clip featuring music from our pal MIKE 13, who took time away from LL COOL J to send us some tunes. Thanks to Jon for the editing.



Click it, fool... then haul ass to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Danni Gee LIVE...and Naked... (we mean HER... if you want to get all naked and sloppy, that's your decision)

...and that, as they say is our way of saying "We love you"... now scram!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Arianna Jolie in a Corset and Black Heels

Arianna Jolie in a Corset and Black Heels
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In This short Clip, Arianna Jolie shows just how amazing one woman can look when she takes the time to put on something as simple as a tight black corset, stockings, heels, gloves, and ... oh who are we kidding? There is NOTHING simple about that outfit.

Darryl Hanah Shows You Her Amazing Ass

Darryl Hanah Shows You Her Amazing Ass
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Darryl Hanah (no, not the one from SPLASH and KILL BILL...she sure LOOKS like her though) is decked out in a tight blue bra and more importantly...a tight blue thong...which is barely covering her big tramp stamp tattoo...and her AMAZING ASS. We bonked our heads on the monitor about six times going in for a closer look-see.

Sienna West Feels Herself Up

Sienna West Feels Herself Up
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Adult starlet Sienna West feels herself up while gyrating on her big bed. Honestly, we don't blame her. If we looked like that, we'd spend all day feeling ourselves up as well.

FOUNDRY CAMS: Eve Rocks Out In Her F*CK ME Shirt

This hot goth-esque girl you're gawking at is EVE, and this is her first-ever solo video for FOUNDRY CAMS. Her new FoundryMusic F*CK ME Shirt fits like a glove, but it's not on for long, and she douses herself in baby oil in no time. Music by the nice boys at POLKADOT CADAVER.








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Once you've got your happy parts all nice and happy, Click over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with EVA LIVE!

FOUNDRY CAMS: Brianna Frost in a Black Thong and Fishnets

The sexy Brianna Frost from FOUNDRY CAMS has the most hypnotic read end we have ever seen. Watch as she prowls around on the floor in fishnet stockings and a tiny thong, flexing her perfect butt for the camera. Music By Circus Of Dead Squirrels. chat with Brianna Frost on FOUNDRY CAMS now!





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