Monday Links: Cartwheeling cars, Bad Bank Getaway, Adulterous Indians, Lindsay Lohan in Debt, AnnaLynne McCord in A Bikini, SOUNDGARDEN reunites, MEGADETH on Cellos, SLASH at Dodger Stadium, Cassie Keller, Talia Shepard, Bikini Babes Kissing

Happy Monday boys and girls!
Did your weekend include two younug ladies kissing aggressively?

Well done, friend... there's nothing wrong with deviant behavior like having relations with multiple partners ...just keep it quiet, ya know?

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your attitude and your face. Please adjust both accordingly... with a chainsaw)

Cartwheeling your compact car is one way to get it to stop moving


But certainly not the most effective manner to parallel park

When planning a bank robbery getaway...


you may want to choose something a bit more speedy than a moped.

An adulterous Indian man & woman are beaten publicly...


...by several people who have never thrown a punch.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Lindsay Lohan is 600k in Credit Card Debt (WWTDD)

Rlax missy Just make another movie where you show your boobs...and you'll be debt-free in no time!


Annalynne McCord Needs Attention (Drunken Stepfather)

She also needs to be in more movies where she takes her clothes off. Come ON, casting directors, where are you?

Partners in Health (FunnyCrave)

KICK ASS - Movie review (Bullz-Eye)

Sue Diamond is a Diamond in the Rough... you know, cuz she's really hot (Freakshow Planet)

Cody Love LOVES being naked. In fact, we can't find any shots of her wearing clothes (Dailyniner)

5 Horrifying Things Mother Nature Made to Wreck Your Junk (ForkParty)

Why We Love Boba Fett (Gunaxin)

Obamourage: Rough In The Buff (atom)

From the Makers of Snuggie... (Collge Humor)

Stephanie Sage has a Leopard-print thong...a reeeeally small one (z0d)

The Top 29 Cities of 2010 (Ask Men)

Tan-Through Polo Lets You Golf Without the Golfer's Tan (The Bachelor Guy)

What MMA Has Taught Us About Bar Fights (The Campus Throne)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you get is the lingering stench on a toilet seat)

What's this? MEGADETH??? On cello?

Indeed. The band is PRIMITIVITY and their new disc Plays MEGADETH for Cello is in stores and online now!

Oh now THIS is big news

The reunited SOUNDGARDEN performed LIVE for the first time in thirteen years in Seattle:

The band broke up in 1997. Now they're back. For how long? who knows?

Our buddy our pal SLASH played an ultra-mellow version of the "Star Spangled Banner" at Dodger Stadium:

Apparently, there was an issue with one of his cables, so he couldn't rip into the song the way he wanted. The result was a very mellow version.

From heavy rock to heavy racks...

Stunning PLAYBOY Cyber Girl Cassie Keller is a full-time student who enjoys being naked:

and we have NO problem with her being naked. None whatsoever.

Oooh! public Nudity!

Chesty young Texas-born Talia Shepard is taking her clothes off in a parking lot:

We're willing to bet she has no problem getting parking spaces on those crowded weekends at the mall.

Two hot young blond babes in bikinis are kissing on the beach:

That is all. Blondes kissing. Beach. Bikinis...That is all.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

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Wednesday Links: Dancing for Smokes, [REc] 2 trailer, Jesse James in Sex Rehab, Mick Jagger's Sexy Daughter, FOZZY's first gig in 4 years, Busty babes

Happy Hump Day, kids!



Spend some quality time in a classy establishment fornicating with that fairly attractive teenage groupie you've been chatting it up with online. Don't mind the roaches.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(Just like your very existence. You suck at life, and it's a miracle you haven't blown your own head off yet)

What's worse, the fact that this Malaysian man is dancing for cigarettes?




or his busted-ass dance moves? Learn some new steps, mister.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



The new trailer for [REC] 2, the sequel to the 2007 Spanish film [REC] (which was later re-made as QUARANTINE) is so scary....




You'll probably need to keep a change of underwear handy before watching it.





Jesse James is in Sex Rehab (WWTDD)



On the other hand, Jesse's tattooed mistress, Michelle Bombshell McGee is chatting it up online at SoCalGlamourGirls





Mick Jagger's Daughter Georgia May Jagger has NONE of her father's genetics (Drunken Stepfather)



11 Pointless Uses Of Modern Technology (UPROXX)



Bree Olson Bails on her Clothes and opts for her Birthday Suit (Freakshow Planet)



What’s my name, bitch? Twenty great movie titles (Bullz-Eye)



April Hannah Has our attention in April, May, June...hell...anytime, really. (Dailyniner)



All the Cool Kids cook Bacon With a Machine Gun (GammaSquad)



Off-Menu Secrets Exposed -- Can You Really Order This Stuff? (Asylum)



Five Artists that May Have Actually Been Con Artists (Fork Party)



Rihana and Elies Get Really Friendly (z0d)



10 things in sports scarier than the Large Hadron Collider (Guyism)



Panty Party! (atom)



What your nuts say about you (FunnyCrave)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that toxic personality is equalled only by your toxic halitosis. Here's a toothbrush, dummy)

Chris Jericho and our friends in FOZZY played their first gig in four years in Arizona:



the band's new disc, Chasing the Grail is out now.

From Metal to mammaries....

Bustiest of the busty Denise Milani loves her heavy weights:



Apparently she enjoys working out to OZZY OSBOURNE tunes... which we appreciate tremendously.

So, ya like the boobies, do ya?

Naturally heavy-chested Shay Laren is giving the worst car wash EVER in this clip:



and we could care less, because her bikini comes off.

Armed with a video camera and a winning smile, Talia Shepard takes her top off and makes one hell of a home video:



she should worry about something like this leaking online. Whoopsie. Too late.

Ravishing, Raven-haired, busty pinup girl Violet, who has done several FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us, has a brand new solo site, and to celebrate, she's shaking her fantastic figure to BRET MICHAELS' new song "Lie To Me":






Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did



FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Friday Links: Weekend Wankfest, Felon Breaks Free, REPO MEN Traler #2, TESTAMENT live in London, Link Love, Denise Milani, Dors Feline, Karmen Kennedy, and Talia Shepard

Oh hell yeah, it's FRIDAY!
Ramp up for the weekend, and hookup with your cute co-worker and her chubby friend... No need for a wingman. You can fly solo, partner.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

The cops on Staten Island are going to need tighter handcuffs:

Look at that squirrely little fella go! Too bad he only lasted about seven minutes before getting picked up again.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(but your breath is, so brush your teeth, yuck-mouth)

PENTHOUSE sex columnist tells you how boys and girls how to stay fit. (MuscleSorority)

Ashley Greene in a Body Paint Bikini.
(Drunken Stepfather)

Shrinkage (Winter Freeze) (The Toilet Paper)

Her name was INGA... she was a showgirl... wait, no she wasn't. (z0d)

A Chat with Jeri Ryan (Bullz-Eye)

Regan loves showing off her colorful tats, amazing body...and her booty hole. (Daily Niner)

Rush Limbaugh's Pill Panic Game (Heavy)

Carlotta Champagne tastes just like...a peach (what'd you think we were gonna say?) (FreakshowPlanet)

Ten Kick-Ass Transformers Who Often Get The Shaft (Gunaxin)

If The Huffington Post Was Honest (Comedy)

Four Terrible Things to Do When You Die (Gunaxin)

Contestant On 'Conveyor Belt Of Love' Almost Got A Transexual (Warming Glow)

What The Crap Is: The Google “Nexus One” Phone (atom)

The 50 Sexiest Things We Saw This Year (Asylum)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you think your grudge-holding skills could win you a Nobel Prize. If the Swedes gave those out, that is.)

Oh wow... is that Denise Milani in a very tight outfit?

Yes. Yes it is. Her boobs are hypnotic, aren't they?

...and if the typical Barbie-Doll adult starlet is boring you, then check out busty British alterna-girl, Dors Feline :

She's got rack and back, and she's covered in tats ...and she's not the least bit shy...total rock slut.

Pigtailed newbie Karmen Kennedy is showing off her assets in this clip:

...and we don't mean her stock portfolio... she does get a good fouling in the full-length clip though. Let's see how long she lasts in the biz.

The guys in ANVIL kicked off their tour in snowy-ass Cleveland yesterday:

Because we're a bunch of introverted metalhead geeks with nothing better to do. Aaaand TESTAMENT rules. Suck it.?

Why post a video of TESTAMENT peforming in London in 2005?

Because we're a bunch of introverted metalhead geeks with nothing better to do. Aaaand TESTAMENT rules. Suck it.?

The latest trailer for the upcoming REPO MEN is online:

Jude Law and Forest Whitaker taking back artificial organs when you can't pay? Yeah, we're feeling it.

Tight young Twistys Treat Talia Shepard wastes NO time getting naked in this clip:

and honestly, that's the way it SHOULD be. Call us kooky, but why be chatty when you can be NEKKID?

The beautiful, busty, BISEXUAL Italian goddess Wanda from FOUNDRY CAMS is welcoming in the New Year with some tunes from our buddies in DIRTFEDD.

CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH WONDERFUL WANDA

Take a break from hitting on the lonely MILF next door, and recap what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:

ANVIL: "Metal on Metal" LIVE in Cleveland
Denise Milani in the Dance Club
REPO MEN - Official Trailer 2
Talia Shepard Shows Her Goodies
TESTAMENT: "Electric Crown" LIVE in London
Karmen Kennedy Shows Off Her Bubble Butt
Staten Island Prisoner Slips Out of Handcuffs
Dors Feline in Pink Panties

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