Thursday Links: Stacks of Energy Drinks, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, New Music Videos and Headlines, District 9 Trailer, Dual AK-47's, Bubble Butts, Topless Hotness

We got a li'l delivery and had to Twitter about it...

Yeah, that's one day's worth of Monster Energy Drink. So tasty.

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for SHE IS HALF MY AGE (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of adorable adult starlet Christina:


RateMyWOW: Ashly Paige

Everyone check out Mr Spooky...

That's the cockroach-looking alien from the upcoming Peter Jackson-produced film DISTRICT 9

Gee, whose mistakenly-exposed nipple could THIS be?

Psst...she was in the worst of the first 3 Terminator movies. This obvious hint brought to you by our pals at Drunken Stepfather. CLICK THE PIC!

Married man, are ya, Lloyd? your wife doesn't seem to think so...

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Holy Crap! is ACE FREHLEY really 58??...

We're feeling really... old.

(however, you're never to old to headbang)

Just look at the boys in TESTAMENT rockin' the shit out of Vancouver:

Did you know that guitarist Alex Skolnick has a Jazz trio?

I'M SORRY:
(No, not really)

Want to see the most ineffective workout ever? Sure ya do.

That's Alexis Texas and Brianna Love doing the bubble butt shake.

As long as we're looking at asses...

That's Velicity Von shoving hers into the camera.

You all know Gisele from FOUNDRY CAMS and some of the amazing videos she's done for us...

We all LOVE GISELE... You should too.

When you get home from groping your cute married friend, be sure to watch all the clips we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:

Alexis Texas and Briana Love - Bubble Butt Workout
ACE FREHLEY celebrates his 58th Birthday in Boston
Jenna Doll and Cassandra Calogera shake their Huge Boobs
DISTRICT 9 - Trailer 1 - Unedited!
Jessica Joy Topless on the Balcony
Firing Dual AK-47's in the Desert
Velicity Von Shows Off Her Fabulous Ass
TESTAMENT: 'Into The Pit' LIVE in Vancouver

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Wednesday Links: New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Britney and Beyonce do lot of Bitching, Busted Up Boxer, Lots of Lesbians Licking

Oh lordy...a smut reviewer's job is never done, is it?

So nice to see Gianna Michaels branching out...Get Your 50% OFF this DVD now!

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for SHE IS HALF MY AGE (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of newbie adult starlet Ashly Paige:


s RateMyWOW: Ashly Paige

This super-toned ass has been making the rounds lately... not bad for a mom, right?Subtle, right?

Sitcoms, morning TV, and rock-hard abs. Thanks to our buds at Drunken Stepfather. CLICK THE PIC!

Married man, are ya, Lloyd? your wife doesn't seem to think so...

THAT's TERRIBLE:

We don't care how many movies she shakes her ass in...

Beyonce still acts like a whiny Diva on stage

(then of course, we have our favorite lip-syncing genius)

Our gal Britney Spears got the shit scared out of her the other day at Mohegan Sun:

Odd how that microphone didn't pick up any of her screaming, eh? now let's all stare at Brit's boobs.

(this has ZERO to do with music, but it's funny as hell)

Cruiserweight boxer Brian Sutherland had ONE professional fight. It lasted less than a minute

Down goes the mullet!! Down goes the mullet!!

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry for what? Lesbians? Jesus, our priorities are screwed)

Holy Hell. Aria Giovanni and Nikki Nova are having sexy time...

We're at a loss for words, but not a loss for drool.

As long as we're on the girl-girl love thing...

lookie what Suzie and Bijou are up to... other than having odd names.

You all know Gisele from FOUNDRY CAMS and some of the amazing videos she's done for us...

We all LOVE GISELE... You should too.

When you get home from groping your cute married friend, be sure to watch all the clips we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:

Suzie Carina and Bijou Get Touchy Feely
Beyonce Yells at Lighting Techs in Rotterdam
Aria Giovanni and Nikki Nova Lesbian Fun Time
Ferrari Crash On Nicolas Cage NYC Movie Set
Danielle Bathes Her Beautiful Body
Brian Sutherland - Worst Boxer Ever
Claudia Flashes in the Park
20 Year-Old Fan Jumps On Stage with Britney Spears

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Tuesday Links: New Boobs on RateMyWOW, 'Pissed On and Pissed Off, Fat Chicks on Slippery Ramps, Awful Singing, New Music Videos, New Busty Babe videos

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for SHE IS HALF MY AGE (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of adult starlet Chastity Lynn:


s RateMyWOW: Chastity Lynn

It's another mystery ass, kids... and those hips don't lie...Subtle, right?

OK, so we're really bad at being subtle. Thanks to our buds at Drunken Stepfather. CLICK THE PIC!

Married man, are ya, Lloyd? your wife doesn't seem to think so...

PISSED ON and PISSED OFF: What do you get when you team up Christian Bale and The Iron Sheik? The bestest Buddy Comedy to ever grace the silver screen! - check out the trailer now!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

She might have a magnificent ass in the movies but Denise Richards can't sing worth a fuck.

Take me out to the ball game...and stick a knitting needle in my ears!

(here's something just as graceful, but not as sexy when naked)

water Slides and chubby chicks don't mix... or so you'd THINK:

(this has nothing to do with the above, but it looks cool as shit)

Michael Bay knows how to make a trailer, that's for DAMN sure.

Now tell us you're not going apeshit for the new TRANSFORMERS sequel

I'M SORRY:
(oh stop apologizing. Nakedness is wonderful)

Take a moment and gawk at Nicole Graves and her magnificent bosoms and hiney...

Nice, right?.

You all know Gisele from FOUNDRY CAMS and some of the amazing videos she's done for us...

We all LOVE GISELE... You should too.

When you get home from groping your cute married friend, be sure to watch all the clips we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:

FOUNDRY CAMS: Gisele Topless In Black and Red Lingerie
SLIPKNOT: 'Before I Forget' LIVE in Toronto
Nicole Graves slips out of her Pink Striped Stockings
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen - Trailer 2
Fat Woman Launched off Water Slide Ramp
Erica Campbell Shows off Her Perfect Boobs and Butt
Denise Richards sings 'Take Me Out To The Ball Game' Poorly
Lenka is Vacuuming and Getting Naked
Congressman Reads Long List Of Sex Acts

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Monday Links: Live Comedy and Fake Butts, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Great Kat Interview, GI JOE Trailer, New Music Videos, New Busty Babe videos

Had a hell of a time watching and tweeting Dane Cook and Robert Kelly at the Prudential Center in Newark, NJ over the weekend:



We showed this to four different security guards at the Prudential Center and got four different sets of directions. Yay backstage pass.

How'd you like to walk into your house and see a Bree Olson Cyber-Skin Ass on your kitchen counter?



Get 50% off your Bree Olson hiney and vag...thanks to our friends at Adam & Eve!

Married man, are ya, Lloyd? your wife doesn't seem to think so...

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for SHE IS HALF MY AGE (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of adult starlet Roxie:





RateMyWOW: Roxie

THAT's TERRIBLE:

We rolled up our sleeves and interviewed The GREAT KAT about her guitar virtuosity...and she yelled at us.



CLICK THE PIC TO READ THE INTERVIEW!

(speaking of guitar shredders...check this out)

It's Richie Kotzen playing live in Sao Paulo, Brazil:

(speaking of 'shredding'...lookee the cool new trailer we found)

We're officially psyched to see the upcoming GI JOE movie later this summer:



That's SNAKE EYES and STORM SHADOW making the slicey-dicey in the upcoming GI JOE: THE RISE OF COBRA film

I'M SORRY:

(Wait, what the hell are we apologizing for? We're about to show you some naked ladies!)

Her name is Kaytee Bees and she's a PLAYBOY Cyber Girl



Whatever title you give her, she's magnificent piece of ass.

American-made hotness Shay Laren is once again front and center...



...and totally naked, showing off those naturally-massive boobs of hers.

When you get home from groping your cute married friend, be sure to watch all the clips we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Shay Laren Strips Out of Her Blue Lace Bra

Deidra At The Mohegan Sun Dessert Buffet

Veronika Zemanova Washes Her New Car

Brazilian Man Swims too Close to Dam Spillway

Gabriela Takes a Bubble Bath

Richie Kotzen: 'You Can't Save Me' LIVE in Brazil

PLAYBOY Cyber Girl Kaytee Bees Strips Naked

GI JOE: The Rise of Cobra - International Trailer

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Monday Links: Live Comedy and Fake Butts, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Great Kat Interview, GI JOE Trailer, New Music Videos, New Busty Babe videos

Had a hell of a time watching and tweeting Dane Cook and Robert Kelly at the Prudential Center in Newark, NJ over the weekend:

We showed this to four different security guards at the Prudential Center and got four different sets of directions. Yay backstage pass.

How'd you like to walk into your house and see a Bree Olson Cyber-Skin Ass on your kitchen counter?

Get 50% off your Bree Olson hiney and vag...thanks to our friends at Adam & Eve!

Married man, are ya, Lloyd? your wife doesn't seem to think so...

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for SHE IS HALF MY AGE (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of adult starlet Roxie:


RateMyWOW: Roxie

THAT's TERRIBLE:

We rolled up our sleeves and interviewed The GREAT KAT about her guitar virtuosity...and she yelled at us.

CLICK THE PIC TO READ THE INTERVIEW!

(speaking of guitar shredders...check this out)

It's Richie Kotzen playing live in Sao Paulo, Brazil:

(speaking of 'shredding'...lookee the cool new trailer we found)

We're officially psyched to see the upcoming GI JOE movie later this summer:

That's SNAKE EYES and STORM SHADOW making the slicey-dicey in the upcoming GI JOE: THE RISE OF COBRA film

I'M SORRY:
(Wait, what the hell are we apologizing for? We're about to show you some naked ladies!)

Her name is Kaytee Bees and she's a PLAYBOY Cyber Girl

Whatever title you give her, she's magnificent piece of ass.

American-made hotness Shay Laren is once again front and center...

...and totally naked, showing off those naturally-massive boobs of hers.

When you get home from groping your cute married friend, be sure to watch all the clips we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:

Shay Laren Strips Out of Her Blue Lace Bra
Deidra At The Mohegan Sun Dessert Buffet
Veronika Zemanova Washes Her New Car
Brazilian Man Swims too Close to Dam Spillway
Gabriela Takes a Bubble Bath
Richie Kotzen: 'You Can't Save Me' LIVE in Brazil
PLAYBOY Cyber Girl Kaytee Bees Strips Naked
GI JOE: The Rise of Cobra - International Trailer

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FOUNDRYMUSIC INTERVIEW with THE GREAT KAT

Come one, come all, to see the stupendous interview with Classical Shred Guitar virtuoso The GREAT KAT. If you don't, she just might bite your head off and shit down your neck while shredding some classical music with her feet. The Great Kat is not the kind of woman you want to upset. Quite frankly, she scares the shit out of us.


CLICK THE PIC TO READ THE INTERVIEW

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Richie Kotzen at BB King's in July

Just got a heads up from my buddy Rob Balducci that Richie Kotzen (Poison, Mr Big, many solo records) is going to be at B.B. KINGS in New York City on July 28th.

I don't usually go out on work nights, but I think I'm going to make an exception. He never plays in the NY Area.


Badass...

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Richie Kotzen at BB King's in July

Just got a heads up from my buddy Rob Balducci that Richie Kotzen (Poison, Mr Big, many solo records) is going to be at B.B. KINGS in New York City on July 28th.

I don't usually go out on work nights, but I think I'm going to make an exception. He never plays in the NY Area.


Badass...

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Friday Links: T-Boned Ambulance, Shiny Booty, Music Videos, Music Headlines, More Hotness from around the World

Looking for a special someone? Got a special someone, and looking for another one? Why not browse a whole bunch of MARRIED special someones! At least you know they'll keep quiet, you know?

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Driving in Russia looks like fun, doesn't it?.



Yup. That ambulance needed a beating.

(We'll give you ONE guess as to whose enormous ass this is)

Here's a hint...she another C-lister who likes to make sex tapes with her boyfriend.

New Music Headlines: Get the latest on DROWNING POOL, RIGGS, LACUNA COIL, ANTHRAX and more in our Massive Music Headline Archive

(speaking of music, here's something nifty)

It's SALIVA doing their thing LIVE in Maine.



Josey Scott is recuperating from surgery, so the band is off the sNO CORE tour.

(While we're on the music subject, the boys in MÖTLEY CRÜE are doing CRÜE FEST 2 this Summer!)

Pictured on stage at Madison Square Garden (March 16, 2009): John Allen of CHARM CITY DEVILS, Tyler Connolly of THEORY OF A DEADMAN, Vince Neil of MÖTLEY CRÜE, Sully Erna of GODSMACK, Ryan McCombs of DROWNING POOL

CRÜE FEST 2 - Click for Tickets!

("CRÜE"... brings us back to "boobs"...because the two often do go together)

This sexy Czech is Markéta Belonohá, and she's wearing a pearl necklace. Seriously. That's not even a cute pun.

This oily young Canadian teen is Paris Pirelli, and we really hope she's got a mop to clean up after this clip.

(now if we can have your attention over here)

Our own Jesse Jo and Tori from FOUNDRY CAMS are naughty nurses shaking it to "Flatline" by DUFF McKAGAN's LOADED:





CLICK THE PIC TO CHECK OUT THE VIDEO





And of course, after your pulse gets back to normal, head over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Jesse Jo and Tori LIVE on cam!



Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:



FoundryMusic

c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC

PO Box 257

Millington, NJ

07946

Check out our review of This Ain't The Munsters XXX



...as well as many other wonderful titles in our ADULT REVIEW SECTION

If you can stop fooling around with your neighbor's daughter for a few minutes, check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Paris Pirelli Covers Herself with Baby Oil In The Kitchen

Caught on Camera: Ambulance gets broadsided in Russian Intersection

PLAYBOY Playmate Hope Dworaczyk Morning Ritual

Amputee MMA Fighter Kyle Maynard Debut in Alabama

Markéta Bělonohá Plays with her Pearl Necklace

Hockey Fan Fellatio During Playoff Game

Danielle Hauls out Her Huge Hooters at the Beach

SALIVA: 'Hunt You Down' LIVE in Maine

I'M SORRY:

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