Happy Hump Day, Beaten with Beer Kegs, Dave Mustaine is a Lady? IRON MAIDEN Bossa Nova Style, MOTORHEAD Broadway Style, Mary Carey, Brittany Beth

Hey-O! It's hump day, boys and girls. If we told you once, we've told you a thousand times:

This is a day that you should devote to humping...preferably with someone you just met online. Sure, that's not in the least bit creepy.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(So is your breath. Sheesh, go gargle)

Want to know when you've REALLY pissed someone off?

you get beaten with Beer Kegs, fool.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(unlike your work ethic, lazy bones)


You'll never guess whose ass this is in a black bikini. Hell, WE rule at this game and we didn't guess right (Drunken Stepfather)



Say "Hi" to Anju. Dumb name. Not so dumb body (FreakShow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Cally Stanphill... 'Next Door' my ass. WHO does this girl live 'Next door' to and why hasn't she been tackled by him/her? (Bullz-Eye)

Angelina Valentine is looking more like an alien with every surgical procedure. Maybe that's what she's going for. (z0d)

Daisy and Bridgette are awfully friendly...and we mean "awfully" in the best sense of the word. Like 'Its awfully unfortunate we can't be the meat in a Daisy/Bridgette sandwich (z0d)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only woman that has something nice to say to you is that hooker you visit every week.)

No one mistakes MEGADETH frontman Dave Mustaine for a pretty lady. NO ONE!!!

Well, except for maybe Guillermo from Jimmy Kimmel Live. Dave is not happy. Dave needs to lighten up.

Ladies and gentlemen, for your listening pleasure (or displeasure, depending on your musical tastes)...

We give you IRON MAIDEN. Bossa Nova style. 'nuff said. Andy has SO MUCH free time. Who's Andy? Click the pic. You'll understand.

Let's tinker with some MOTORHEAD and see what happens:

It's a BROADWAY version of "Ace Of Spades"...and surprisingly, it fits. Andy, go outside. There's a whole world that's passing you by, man. Again, click the pic. You'll get it.

Netherlands-based and female-fronted, WITHIN TEMPTATION are the best dutch thing to hit the scene since wooden shoes:

...and let's face it. Wooden shoes suck. They're awkward and your feet get splinters. Who needs 'em?

From bands, we hop, skip, and jump on over to ... YOU GUESSED IT! Boobs!

This is Hayley Cummings and she must have very dry skin, because she's COVERING herself in oil:

Then again, this IS a scene from BIG WET BOOBS 10... because of course, there were so many unanswered questions in #9

Britney Beth is a 19 year-old garbage mouth:

Not that we're objecting, of course. we LOVE filthbags...especially ones that talk dirty.

Our buddy our pal MARY CAREY is sporting a tiny rainbow bikini and having herself a dip in the Jacuzzi tub:

We're friendly with Mary, but not enough to get into that hot tub that most certainly looks like egg drop soup. Don't act like you don't know what we mean. You're not so innocent, Chesterfield.

Danni G (or Danni Gee, whichever you prefer) is decked out in one of our old-school FOUNDRYMUSIC T-shirts (torn and tailored to fit, of course), and showing off her multi-colored locks as well as her magnificent body in this brand FOUNDRY CAMS new clip featuring music from our pal MIKE 13, who took time away from LL COOL J to send us some tunes. Thanks to Jon for the editing.



Click it, fool... then haul ass to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Danni Gee LIVE...and Naked... (we mean HER... if you want to get all naked and sloppy, that's your decision)

...and that, as they say is our way of saying "We love you"... now scram!

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Sexy Valentine's Day, Arrogant Biker, New WHITESNAKE and FOO FIGHTERS, Old VINNIE VINCENT, Angie Savage in a TuTu

To hell with Valentine's Day... we just found out that it's Mistress Day!:

What a wonderful concept! Now go get yourself a mistress. Or wait until next year, Chesterfield.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(So is your breath. Sheesh, go gargle)

Mee the world's most arrogant biker and the world's most irritated police officer:

How the HELL is going to talk his way out of this one.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(unlike your work ethic, lazy bones)


Say, whose massive cleavage is this? (Drunken Stepfather)



101 Singles with 101 Great Date Ideas -- Proof that all the good ones aren't taken (How About We)

Nessa is Nice and Nekkid (FreakShow Planet)

2011 Valentine's Day Gift Guide (Bullz-Eye)

Jessica Lynn is Just Awesome (z0d)

Jaime Michelle is Jammed into a tight outfit...just barely an outfit (z0d)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only woman that has something nice to say to you is that hooker you visit every week.)

Grammys? Shmammmies! Who needs 'em when you have a new WHITESNAKE video:

Is it just us, or does David Coverdale look more and more like an old lady?

Speaking of videos, FOO FIGHTERS recruited God, err... Lemmy from MOTORHEAD... for their latest old-school-looking video:

Who would win in a fight? Lemmy or God? HA! trick question. Lemmy IS God!

and just because we LOOOOOVE tooling on Vinnie Vincent, here's an extended Vinnie solo from March, 1984:

Apparently, one of Vinnie's most wonderful (sarcasm intended) was his inability to stop soloing during his time with KISS. Paul Stanley used to get majorly pissed off.

as long as we're talking about KISS, check out what CURRENT guitarist Tommy Thayer was doing in Las Vegas with STEEL PANTHER:

Oddly enough, he was playing "Lick it Up", which was released during the Vinnie Vincent era of KISS. Of COURSE we worked Vinnie in AGAIN. Why WOULDN'T we?

From big-ass bands, we saunter over to blondes with big asses:

Check out the outfit that Angie Savage is wearing:

Pigtails? Pink tutu and a leather corset? Perhaps she's dressing that way specifically so she can get rid of that oddball outfit.

Danni G (or Danni Gee, whichever you prefer) is decked out in one of our old-school FOUNDRYMUSIC T-shirts (torn and tailored to fit, of course), and showing off her multi-colored locks as well as her magnificent body in this brand FOUNDRY CAMS new clip featuring music from our pal MIKE 13, who took time away from LL COOL J to send us some tunes. Thanks to Jon for the editing.



Click it, fool... then haul ass to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Danni Gee LIVE...and Naked... (we mean HER... if you want to get all naked and sloppy, that's your decision)

...and that, as they say is our way of saying "We love you"... now scram!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

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Headbutt Knockout, Shaving Helmet, X-MEN First Class Trailer, KORN, DEVILDRIVER, WICKED SENSATION, Bunches of Bikini Babes

Never underestimate the sex appeal of geeky comic book fan:

So what if she's got a boyfriend? He's perusing the graphic novels. Time to make your move. Seal the deal before Chester gets back.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your disrespectful mouth. Want the number of a good therapist, fella?)

When antagonizing a beefy gentleman with arms bigger than your head...

You might want to make sure you have some good running shoes... or else...

Because SHAVING was just oh-so-cumbersome...

Boris from Brooklyn decided to make a...shaving helmet? Yeah, that's a timesaver.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(but your inability to take a joke IS, so lighten up pal)

The trailer for X-MEN First Class made the rounds yesterday, but in case you haven't seen it...

Let your geek flag fly, and hope your mom doesn't catch you sporting that massive erection.

Who does this set of amazing Jersey-rific boobs belong to? No, it's not Snooki (Drunken Stepfather)



Japan Sure Knows How to Traumatize a Kid (The Smoking Jacket)

Perla is the kind of gal who can... umm... whoa! totally naked! train of thought derailed! (FreakShow Planet)

A Chat with Tommy Lee Jones (Bullz-Eye)

Julia Assange has nothing to do with Wikileaks, and that's OK because her boobs are huge (Dailyniner)

Bree Morgan could be more than a pretty face and a hot ass, but who cares? Not us, that's for damn sure. (z0d)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you can't hang on to a relationship any longer than five minutes. Here's a gun with a toe trigger.)

DEVILDRIVER is the kind of band you can just kick back, mellow out, and have a few drinks while listening:

Wait, sorry...we're thinking of Barry White. The guys in DEVILDRIVER will make you want to kick kittens... most likely.

Meanwhile, KORN gets to postpone the last few dates of the MUSIC AS A WEAPON tour because DISTURBED had to bail:

David Draiman from DISTURBED blew out his voice, so adios amigos!

who said that the SCORPIONS and RAMMSTEIN were the only Germans allowed to carry guitars?

Well, no one really. We're just making a sweeping generalization for the sake of posting this clip.

From bands we segue gently into ...Bikinis (yeah, as gently as a cement truck rolling into a fireworks factory)

Everyone say hi to Lacey Brooks:

Try to hide your boners for like, oh... five seconds or so. You know, you should try to make a good impression.

As long as you're ogling bikini babes, check out Addison Rose:

and the hap-hap-happiest bikini you'll ever see... well, today at least.

The lovely Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS clips is at it again:

*Sob*... we watched Gisele grow up... right before our eyes. Oh, shut up for the love of God, you sentimental twit.

Danni G (or Danni Gee, whichever you prefer) is decked out in one of our old-school FOUNDRYMUSIC T-shirts (torn and tailored to fit, of course), and showing off her multi-colored locks as well as her magnificent body in this brand FOUNDRY CAMS new clip featuring music from our pal MIKE 13, who took time away from LL COOL J to send us some tunes. Thanks to Jon for the editing.



Click it, fool... then haul ass to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Danni Gee LIVE...and Naked... (we mean HER... if you want to get all naked and sloppy, that's your decision)

...and that, as they say is the whole enchilada... now go ventilate your skull, you bug.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

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Backyard Showering, Snowblower Burial, GOD Hating, HELLYEAH mellowing, Adult Stars networking on Network TV, Gisele fondling

Why did the Navajo Indians refer to the middle of the week as 'Hump Day'?

What's the point in recruiting a bunch of healthy young cheerleaders if you're not going to photograph them in their undies

We have no idea. Stop asking stupid questions and go seduce a cute neighbor. Mmm... showering in the yard.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your disrespectful mouth. Want the number of a good therapist, fella?)

Want to steal this guy's shovel? Go nuts:

Just be prepared to get your car buried a few minutes later. Take THAT, shovel thief!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(but your inability to take a joke IS, so lighten up pal)


Kim Kardashian is looking all fancy in Harper's Bazaar (Drunken Stepfather)


Kim Kardashian looking all naked in her most infamous spread...get it? Spread? Legs? Homemade smut tape? We KILL ourselves!

Sandy looks like Catwoman... kind of... but better (FreakShow Planet)

A Chat with the Cast of 'Traffic Light' (Bullz-Eye)

Kayleigh Elizabeth gets out of those tight latex leggings... or are they leather? Meh. We dunno (Dailyniner)

Ashlynn Brooke makes a football Jersey look better than anyone EVER (z0d)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you can't hang on to a relationship any longer than five minutes. Here's a gun with a toe trigger.)

DEICIDE have released a trailer for their upcoming album To Hell With God:

They're a nice bunch of Catholic boys. Why not invite 'em to dinner?

HELLYEAH is getting mellow in their old age... Wait a minute, old age? They're only on album number two... sheesh, relax:

The song kind of sounds like METALLICA's "Unforgiven" in the beginning. Quick! Let's litigate!

From heavy metal to... you guessed it... Heavy hooters!

Soooo... if you were watching ABC-TV's Winter Wipeout the other day, you may have seen a familiar face...and familiar set of boobs getting tossed around:

That's adult starlet Taylor Wane, using her real name Joanna DuTremble

The lovely Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS clips is at it again:

*Sob*... we watched Gisele grow up... right before our eyes. Oh, shut up for the love of God, you sentimental twit.

Danni G (or Danni Gee, whichever you prefer) is decked out in one of our old-school FOUNDRYMUSIC T-shirts (torn and tailored to fit, of course), and showing off her multi-colored locks as well as her magnificent body in this brand FOUNDRY CAMS new clip featuring music from our pal MIKE 13, who took time away from LL COOL J to send us some tunes. Thanks to Jon for the editing.



Click it, fool... then haul ass to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Danni Gee LIVE...and Naked... (we mean HER... if you want to get all naked and sloppy, that's your decision)

...and that, as they say is the whole enchilada... now go ventilate your skull, you bug.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Heavy Metal MILF, Collapsing Wine, Superbowl Trailers, Lotsa OZZY, Fergie & SLASH, New FoundryCams Goodness

Lonely? Go get yourself a Heavy Metal MILF that looks like Tera Patrick

What's the point in recruiting a bunch of healthy young cheerleaders if you're not going to photograph them in their undies

We heard the other day that the kinkiest women on the planet live in West Virginia. Dare to dream, boys and girls.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your disrespectful mouth. Want the number of a good therapist, fella?)

This clip will make anyone with a wine sweet-tooth cry like a baby:

This will make old Chester read the instructions before building shelves again.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(but your inability to take a joke IS, so lighten up pal)

So, umm... who saw the 'Super Bowl', as it's referred to in the far east?

WOO! The Captain America trailer is online. F I N A L L Y.

Big Robots. Destroying one another.

TRANSFORMERS: Dark Of The Moon looks like a movie we'd actually pay to see. Bang. Crash. Boom.

Christina Aguilera messes up the National Anthem. Nah, no one will notice (Drunken Stepfather)


Mmm... Christina Aguilera Boobies

Mandy Dee has boobies that make you go 'Oh mama' (FreakShow Planet)

Featured Model: Sonny Frazier (Bullz-Eye)

Aimee Addison is all that and a Box o' Chicken (Dailyniner)

Julia Morse is code for 'looks really great naked'... meh, we tried (z0d)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you can't hang on to a relationship any longer than five minutes. Here's a gun with a toe trigger.)

and if you were watching the big sporting event, you may have seen THIS:

SLASH showed up and made the BLACK EYED PEAS almost watch-able.

You may have seen OZZY OSBOURNE and (who the F*$& is) JUSTIN BIEBER doing a commercial for BEST BUY:

We'll give them both a tussle for making fun of themselves in this one.

Speaking of OZZY OSBOURNE, we now have the full video of him chucking a bucket of water at one of his wife's co-hosts from The Talk:

Get off the stage, madam. The Prince of Darkess doesn't appreciate your girthy hips.

From aging rockers to young hotness...

Danni G (or Danni Gee, whichever you prefer) is decked out in one of our old-school FOUNDRYMUSIC T-shirts (torn and tailored to fit, of course), and showing off her multi-colored locks as well as her magnificent body in this brand FOUNDRY CAMS new clip featuring music from our pal MIKE 13, who took time away from LL COOL J to send us some tunes. Thanks to Jon for the editing.



Click it, fool... then haul ass to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Danni Gee LIVE...and Naked... (we mean HER... if you want to get all naked and sloppy, that's your decision)



...and that, as they say is the whole enchilada... now go ventilate your skull, you bug.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.