Cable Breaks & Crane Crashes, Jonah Hex Trailer, Halle Berry is SINGLE, CINDERELLA in New York, TESTAMENT guitarist with Rodrigo Y Gabriela, SOUNDGARDEN reunion video, Carli Banks, Jasmine Byrne

It's Friday. Get outside and fornicate with a friendly neighbor or co-worker. Screw 'Miller time'...it's 'affair time'

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your face and hairline. Boy, are YOU in trouble)

How's about checking the strength of your cables...


BEFORE you try hauling the 70-ton Turbine around the warehouse. Whoopsie.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The trailer for the big screen adaptation of JONAH HEX is online:


You got yer Josh Brolin, you got your Megan Fox... *drool*, oh and don't forget John Malkovich. Can't never forget John Malkovich.

Halle Berry is Single! (WWTDD)

That's excellent news! Halle Berry has amazing boobs for a MILF...and we, uh... like...MILFs.


Whose Mom-cleavage is this, eh? (Drunken Stepfather)

Here's a hint: she apparently had a boob job to make her tiny boobs...less tiny... because why be obvious when you can be...subtle

Fox Planning 'Commando' Remake (MovieFone)

Prinzzess Sasha only LOOKS like a Princes. The rest is pure filth (Freakshow Planet)

'A Nightmare on Elm Street' - Review (Bullz-Eye)

Alisha King is holding the world's luckiest ice cream cone...and sex toy. (Dailyniner)

7 People Who Will Ruin Your Kentucky Derby Party (Asylum)

The Wonderful World Of Sex Positions (The Campus Socialite)

Drink POWERTHIRST (College Humor)

Coco Shows off her Outstanding Booty in a highly-airbrushed photo shoot (z0d)

Tiger Woods: "I Banged 120 Women" ...And He Still Left One Off (With Leather)

Fake Fight Fail (Video Gone Viral)

6 Fool-Proof First Date Conversation Starters (The Bachelor Guy)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the chip on your shoulder is roughly the size of Mount Everest)

The guys in CINDERELLA are back on the road, and Touring with the SCORPIONS - Get those Tix!:

Tom Keifer had to rehabilitate his busted vocal cords so he could go back to sounding like they'd been torn out.

Heard of RODRIGO Y GABRIELA? No? Well, you should. They were at Radio City Music Hall last night with tons of guests:

One of those guests was Alex Skolkick of TESTAMENT (pictured above). Another was Robert Trujillo of METALLICA.

and wouldn't you know it? Quality footage of that SOUNDGARDEN reunion concert in Seattle has made its way online:

Let's see how long this reunion lasts Anyone want to take bets?

Hard rock leads to hard nipps. Sometimes...

Awesome-bodied Carli Banks from Bumblegirls can't stop touching herself:

And if we had bodies like hers, we'd be wanking uncontrollably.

From Big Boobs to Big Latina Booty...

Buxom, curvy Jasmine Byrne from Big Wet Asses is none-too-shy about taking off her shorts and getting oiled up:

and if you want to see what she did AFTER getting oiled up Check out the full, dirty, hardcore, oiled-up clip in BIG WET ASSES 16!

You like blondes, do ya Doc?

Why do we love sending out enormous old school FoundryMusic T-Shirts to our FOUNDRY CAMS girls? Because we love seeing what girls like Brooke and Sweet Victoria wind up doing with them. In this case, they made a vest and a miniskirt, respectively.
Thanks to our friends in FRAMING HANLEY for "Stupid Girl".

Click on Brooke blond locks, and stare wide-eyed at the screen for a while

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

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Drunk Drumming, New SPLICE Trailer, Chelsea Handler Sex Tape, Mystery Middle Aged Nippage, EXTREME's new Video, Brandy Robbins on Webcam, PLAYBOY's Julie Morse

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your ace and hairline. Boy, are YOU in trouble)

Everyone meet Julio, the drunkest drummer EVER:


He's too drunk for drums..and that, folks...is a cryin' shame.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

While we weren't initially crazy about seeing SPLICE, the latest trailer is filled with Adrien Brody's Nosey Goodness:


Why do we have to reference Adrien Brody's Schnozz every time? Because we're fucking infants. That's why.

Chelsea Handler has a Sex Tape (WWTDD)

Wait, hold on a minute...the author of MY HORIZONTAL life has a Sex Tape???. We...umm, never saw this coming.


Whose Middle-aged well-maintained nips are poking out through this shirt? (Drunken Stepfather)

So what if she has lips like a blowfish? She looks great without her clothes on... and we're pigs so that's all that matters.

PRINCE OF PERSIA Trailer Gets LEGO-ized (MovieFone)

Jessica Jaymes is Just Jumping out of her Bikini (Freakshow Planet)

Splinter Cell: Conviction - Review (Bullz-Eye)

Nikki Benz is the kind of gal you'd like to buy a...Benz...for (Dailyniner)

Broke-Ass Marilyn Monroe -- Is It Porn? (Asylum)

25 Ridiculous Product Directions Protecting People From Themselves (TheBachelorGuy)

High Speed Footage Of Sh-t Blowing Up (UPROXX)

Christine Mercedes (insert forced luxury car reference here) is mostly naked on the bed... *drool* (z0d)

is this Chubby Baby Hosting an Alien? (Video Gone Viral)

Hey Mom!! Come take a picture of me for my metalhead friends! (College Humor)

The 20 Dirtiest Muppet Photos Of All Time (Manofest)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the chip on your shoulder is roughly the size of Mount Everest)

Our friends in EXTREME are reunited (that's not news) and they found a backyard full of people for their "King Of The Ladies" video:

The video is one of several bonuses on the band's new Take Us Alive CD/DVD, coming out in May.

from EXTREME songs to exrteme-ly large breasts...

Hooterific Brandy Robbins got a new webcam:

Apparenly, Brandy just figured out that guys like watching women strip on Webcam. We've known that for a while.

as long as we're looking at busty gals...

Buxom, curvy PLAYBOY babe Julie Morse is going to to school to be a teacher:

"but don't let her soft spoken ways fool you" is what her online bio says... Yeah, because that whole crawling-naked-on-the-table thing totally had us thrown for a loop.

You like blondes, do ya Doc?

Why do we love sending out enormous old school FoundryMusic T-Shirts to our FOUNDRY CAMS girls? Because we love seeing what girls like Brooke and Sweet Victoria wind up doing with them. In this case, they made a vest and a miniskirt, respectively.
Thanks to our friends in FRAMING HANLEY for "Stupid Girl".

Click on Brooke blond locks, and stare wide-eyed at the screen for a while

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Jumpy Crab, Obsessing over Iron Man, Joslyn James Says Tito Beat Up Jenna, Kim Kardashian's Tight Clothes, Lopez Luvz SLASH, Brazilians Love MEGADETH, Knocker Hockey with Dominno, Candice Cardinele in The Kitchen

Happpy HUMP DAY, kids. Hump a mom, whydontcha?

This MILF in a bikini could be all yours... thanks to the people who encourage you to fornicate with MILFs.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your ace and hairline. Boy, are YOU in trouble)

Some animals don't want to be eaten:


Like this crab, who got a little jumpy when tossed into a pot of boiling water.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

We're obsessing over this suitcase-armor scene from the new IRON MAN film:


HOw do ya fit all that armor into a suitcase, man? You're wrecking the illusion, maaaaan! (incidentally, we were told several times that the suitcase armor IS in fact part of IRON MAN mythos. We are, quite obviously, idiots.

Joslyn James says Tito Ortiz Beat up Jenna Jameson (WWTDD)

and why wouldn't you believe every word she says...Anyone whose best work is showcased in 'Monster Cock POV 2' should never be argued with. We don't even need to hear Tito's end of this.


Kim Kardashian Loves Squeezing Herself into very tight, very shiny outfits (Drunken Stepfather)

and she also likes going down on black guys... why do we keep going with that gag? Because we love beating bits like that to death.

5 Questions from Tribeca With Bill Murray (MovieFone)

Roxanna, you don't have to put on the red Light... but taking off your dress would be nifty (Freakshow Planet)

A Chat with Patrick Stewart (Bullz-Eye)

Kagney Linn Karter is Kinda Kute when she's naked (Dailyniner)

Courtney Love Resurrects Hole Once Again for 'Nobody's Daughter' (Asylum)

Top 10 Ways To Mess With Your Drunk Friends (TheCampusSocialite)

Get the New Gillette ProGlide Free, Before it Hits Shelves (TheBachelorGuy)

Andrea B is Pretending to be Bashful...but she's really Bare-assed (z0d)

Awesome HALO Parody Mashup (GammaSquad)

The 10 Most Awesome Mascot Dunks Of All Time (With Video) (Bleacher Report)

SEC Checks Itself In To Rehab Due To Porn Addiction (Apoliticus)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the chip on your shoulder is roughly the size of Mount Everest)

Look who's popping up all over the damn place. It's SLASH on Lopez Tonight (again):

only Myles Kennedy is singing with him this time, and not that lousy Aussie from Wolfmother. His hair is creepy, ain't it?

What do Brazilians love more than transexuals and prostitutes? MEGADETH, dammit!

See? The proof is in the video. You can never have enough prostitutes though, can you?

from heavy bands to, well... heavy hooters (only so many good segues, you know)

Large-breasted exotic adult starlet Dominnno is playing a friendly game of air hockey:

and as you might imagine, it's not long before she's playing with herself...on the air hockey table. Someone get a mop

from the rec room, we move upstairs to the kitchen...

where you'll find Candice Cardinele sauntering around in next to nothing:

when you have a body like that, you're kind of obligated, you know?

Why do we love sending out enormous old school FoundryMusic T-Shirts to our FOUNDRY CAMS girls? Because we love seeing what girls like Brooke and Sweet Victoria wind up doing with them. In this case, they made a vest and a miniskirt, respectively.
Thanks to our friends in FRAMING HANLEY for "Stupid Girl".

Click on Brooke blond locks, and stare wide-eyed at the screen for a while

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Religious Girl Faints, Jenna Jameson is Nuts, Adrianne Curry Twitter Flashing, Piranha 3D Trailer, New Last Airbender Trailer, Jayme Langford, Claire Dames

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your ace and hairline. Boy, are YOU in trouble)

Religious zealot at a secular school in Texas hits the deck during her preachy graduation speech:


...evidently God was too busy to catch her.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The one and only Richard Dreyfuss is going back to the water to battle angry fish in PIRANHA 3-D:


...only this time, he's bringing Jerry O'Connell, Ving Rhames, Elisabeth Shue, and Doc Brown himself...Christopher Lloyd.

Jenna Jameson is Insane and Always Has Been (WWTDD)

But come ON...We're not watching Jenna for stability...we're watching her get naked and bang. As long as we're being honest.


Adrianne Curry is flashing her cans on Twitter...again (Drunken Stepfather)

Which is no biggie because we have seen Adrianne Curry's boobs a bazillion times... or maybe you haven't? Eh, click it

First Look at Scarlett Johansson's Black Widow in Exclusive 'Iron Man 2' Clip (MovieFone)

Roxanna, you don't have to put on the red Light... but taking off your dress would be nifty (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Melissa Melendez (Bullz-Eye)

Cody Love just LOVES being naked...and there's nothing wrong with that (Dailyniner)

Iron Manly (starring Joe DeRosa) (atom)

The Seven Manliest Films From John Carpenter (Gunaxin)

The 10 Coolest Roadside Attractions in the US (Guyism)

Puma Swede is Pulling Up Her Purple Dress (z0d)

A Los Angeles Dodgers Hater Guide (FunnyCrave)

The Top 5 Hottest TV Poker Hosteses (The Bachelor Guy)

Hollywood Sign Saved by Naked Girls and Cocaine (FilmDrunk)

SEC Checks Itself In To Rehab Due To Porn Addiction (Apoliticus)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the chip on your shoulder is roughly the size of Mount Everest)

Danish hard rock? INDEED! PRETTY MAIDS still think it's 1989, apparently:

The band has been around for nineteen years... but they're Danish. So it's OK if you don't know who they are.

from bands to benders...

The latest trailer for M. Night Shyamalan's The Last Airbender is filled with all kinds of CGI goodness:


...and it's filled with all kinds of bending... earth, air, fire water, all CGI and Bendy.

From airbending we move on to... bosoms!

Curvy adult starlet Claire Dames oiled up her booty for the kind folks at Big Wet Asses:

and you want the filthy? Check out the full, dirty, hardcore, oiled-up clip in BIG WET ASSES 16!

and from Bosoms, we move to MORE bosoms!

We're usually not big on redheaded girls, but Jayme Langford is the kind of gal we'd like to take out for a malted:

and then make a malted on her face because it looks like she's into that kind of thing.

Why do we love sending out enormous old school FoundryMusic T-Shirts to our FOUNDRY CAMS girls? Because we love seeing what girls like Brooke and Sweet Victoria wind up doing with them. In this case, they made a vest and a miniskirt, respectively.
Thanks to our friends in FRAMING HANLEY for "Stupid Girl".

Click on Brooke blond locks, and stare wide-eyed at the screen for a while

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Car Crashes into Bar, Father-Son Drifting Lesson, 3 Mins with Ted Levine, Kim Kardashian Was Beaten, Karissa Shannon Upskirt, New KORN music in NY, RUSH documentary Trailer, Public Nudity with Puma Swede, Butt Bongos with British Suzie

How did YOUR weekend treat you? were you shacked up with a co-worker in a motel getting hammered and fornicating?

If not, then WHY NOT? inter-office affairs can cure cancer... well, no they can't but imagine if they COULD?

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your ace and hairline. Boy, are YOU in trouble)

This car crashes into a bar...and hard.


... it looks like it was thrown through the wall.

And the Parenting Award of the Year goes to...


Dutch man who teaches his son how to drift on a busy highway in Holland. Give it up for the Genius!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Ladies and gentlemen... let's spend three minutes with Ted Levine:


The greatest actor of all time. Screw Pacino! Thanks to our friends Jon and Al Kaplan for that gem.

Kim Kardashians First Husband Beat Her Up. A lot. (WWTDD)

You know something? That SO explains the sex tape. NO, really. It does.


Karissa Shannon From Playboy and her Interracial Upskirt (Drunken Stepfather)

Mmmmmm... sexy PLAYBOY girls so sexy just wanna... gaaah.

5 Questions from Tribeca With Ice Cube (MovieFone)

Angie Savage is Savagely Sexy...and has a huge back tattoo (Freakshow Planet)

THE LOSERS: Movie Review (Bullz-Eye)

Talia Kristin Tears off her Lace Lingerie (Dailyniner)

The 10 Best "Shreds" Videos On The Internet (UPROXX)

Boobquake 2010: Cleavage Edition (Gunaxin)

Plot of Jennifer Lopez' The Back-Up Plan recreated using quotes from scathing reviews (FilmDrunk)

Spend Some time in the Sauna with Elizabeth Ellis (z0d)

Top 5 Hottest TV Poker Hostesses (TheBachelorGuy)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the chip on your shoulder is roughly the size of Mount Everest)

Our buddies in KORN broke out their new song "Oildale (Leave Me Alone)" in Utica, New York:

The band's latest disc Korn III - Remember Who You Are comes out on Roadrunner mid-July 2010.

The new RUSH documentary Beyond the Lighted Stage debuted at TriBeCa Film Festival over the weekend:

The band was on-hand for the premiere, and you can check out the trailer - just click above!

From bands we move on to... that's right, BOOBIES!

Busty blond adult starlet Puma Swede went for a little ride around Hollywood wit the folks from Aziani Xposed:

Even people in Hollywood never get tired of naked ass. the full clip is online at Aziani Xposed.

From Hollywood all the way to the UK...

Sexy Suzie from Babespotting has a petite little body and a flair for the eccentric:

Eccentric = playing butt bongos with plastic flowers. See what we mean?

Why do we love sending out enormous old school FoundryMusic T-Shirts to our FOUNDRY CAMS girls? Because we love seeing what girls like Brooke and Sweet Victoria wind up doing with them. In this case, they made a vest and a miniskirt, respectively.
Thanks to our friends in FRAMING HANLEY for "Stupid Girl".

Click on Brooke blond locks, and stare wide-eyed at the screen for a while

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Weekend Flings, Worst SUV Driver, Church collapsing, Lindsay Stole a Rolex, Massive Melon Mystery, Steve Vai and Orianthi do 'Stairway', Brazil Loves MEGADETH, Jenny Hendrix is Oily, Huge Polish Hooters

It's time to make some reservations and spend the holiday weekend banging that sexy co-worker you've had your eye on:

This pristine motel room is brought to you by the people who encourage inter-office affairs. Bring a few changes of clothes.

Because if you don't move soon, the Dancing Bear is going to pick up where you left off...

If you don't fill that empty spot, then SOMEONE...or SOMETHING...has to.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your attitude and your face. Please adjust both accordingly... with a chainsaw))

Your SUV is mounting the car in front of it...


...you're officially the WORST driver on the planet.

Man builds church to honor God. God makes rain to destroy church...


Oh no. It's the Apocalypse. Everybody Run.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Lindsay Stole a $35,000 Rolex! (WWTDD)

Hey-O! Maybe she can get in on a work release program that involves her dancing topless or getting chopped into pieces


They're hypnotic, aren't they? Guess who these babies belong to? (Drunken Stepfather)

Come on, it's an easy one brain-dead, blond, and will alter her body drastically to get famous... Shit, we just described every woman in Hollywood. Sorry.

Kim Kardashian: My Husband Beat, Abused Me (PopEater)

Riley Jensen has that all-around innocent girl look...oooh, and she's showing off her pink taco (Freakshow Planet)

TV Power Rankings - Spring 2010 Edition (Bullz-Eye)

Uma Stone is lettting the fresh mountain air graze across her lack of pubic hair (Dailyniner)

20 English Models (DJMICK)

Evidence that the University of Texas at Austin is Playboy’s Top Party School (TheCampusThrone)

Mickey Rourke As A Dog-Loving Ghengis Khan? Yes, Please. (FilmDrunk)

Valentina Vaughn is wearing a very tiny White Thong...and that's it (z0d)

Cougar sighting: 19-year-old Kick-Ass star Aaron Johnson's fianceé/baby mama is 42 (FilmDrunk)

KFC + Krispy Kreme = Luther Double Down (TopCultured)

Top 10 Classic Facebook Fails (TheBachelorGuy)

Accurate Carnival Signs (CollegeHumor)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you get is the lingering stench on a toilet seat)

On Idol Gives Back the other night, STEVE VAI and ORIANTHI gave a li'l help to MARY J. BLIGE for her performance of LED ZEPPELIN's "Stairway to Heaven":

Of course we can't forget Randy Jackson and Travis Barker... they helped too.

Hot damn, them folks in Brazil sure do enjoy the MEGADETH, now don't they?

Listen to them chant along with "Symphony Of Destruction"... them's is possessed!

you know what else Brazilians enjoy?? Brazilians Enjoy Prostitutes!

From big guitars to big booty (like we don't use that line endlessly...)

There's a reason Jenny Hendrix from Big Wet Asses won the 2009 AVN Award for 'Best Threeway Sex Scene' for her role in The Jenny Hendrix Anal Experience:

She's a girl that's willing to go the extra mile... like oiling up her round hiney in BIG WET ASSES 16 - on Demand Now.

Step aside large bottom, we have LARGE BOSOMS to showcase!

Everyone say 'Hi' to Enormously Chesty Polish Gal Rachaela:

Her 36F-sized bosoms cannot be contained by mere fabric... nosiree! Adios, shirt! Here comes the fun...bags.

Why do we love sending out enormous old school FoundryMusic T-Shirts to our FOUNDRY CAMS girls? Because we love seeing what girls like Brooke and Sweet Victoria wind up doing with them. In this case, they made a vest and a miniskirt, respectively.
Thanks to our friends in FRAMING HANLEY for "Stupid Girl".

Click on Brooke blond locks, and stare wide-eyed at the screen for a while

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.