Wednesday Links: German Girl Falls, Japanese Manager Apologizes, Sebastian Bach Catches a Bra, Jelena Jensen, Aria Giovanni and Bryci fondle funbags

 

It's almost New Years Eve, kids. You know what THAT means, dontcha?

The likelihood that you'll wind up fooling around with your friend's wasted girlfriend increase drastically.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Fake or not, German girl falling off chair = ALWAYS funny:

We're not what you'd call "cultured" so we have no clue what she's saying.

This Japanese restaurant manager is apologizing...endlessly:

We get it. You're sorry. STOP bowing!

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(but your perma-frown isn't making you any friends, buster)

Nicole 'Coco' Austin has a body that is not found in nature
(Drunken Stepfather)

Katy Marie is muy bueno ...that means 'very good' (z0d)

2010 Bikini Model search (Bullz-Eye)

Avery Morgan's boobs are more than a mouthful (Daily Niner)

Wassup! The Adidas Originals Star Wars Collection for 2010 (Dave and Thomas)

London Keyes. Odd Name. Sexy F-ing Body (FreakshowPlanet)

Snooki Punch: The Dog Version (Warming Glow)

The Ten Most Surprising Deaths of 2009 (Gunaxin)

'Youth in Revolt': The Rare January Treat? (Inside Movies)

The 25 Funniest Moments In Vandalism History (Manofest)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you think your IQ has increased with your ego. Nope. You're STILL an idiot.)

Buxom brunette adult starlet Jelena Jensen is flinging off her black leather bra.

No sense in keeping that oppressive clothing on, right?

Speaking of buxom ladies, ass-tastic Aria Giovanni is fondling her funbags under the Christmas tree:

Some families leave cookies under the XMAS tree. Some like to leave Aria Giovanni

Aging headbanger and middle-aged metalhead Sebastian Bach pulls out the "Big Guns" in Moscow.

...and makes an unintentional bra-catch in the process.

From bands to a busty gal named Brycim we learn the most inefficient way to drink a glass of milk:

You're spilling it, missy! Oh man, someone get a mop.

Ho, Ho, Holy shit! It's time for another FOUNDRY CAMS Christmas compilation! We turned to our pal GARY HOEY, who gave us "Deck The Halls" to use in this clip, and then we got some amazing Holiday-themed videos from Shanelle, Countess, Alanna, Layla, Wanda, and Jessica Klein. We mashed 'em together and got this great Christmas video, loaded with hot cam-babe asses.

CLICK THE PIC AND ENJOY SOME HOLIDAY HINEYS!

(and now to recap, because we can't remember five seconds ago, let alone five minutes)

Chop Chop! the lonely hot MILF next door is lonely, so spend some time with her, and then curl up in front of the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:

SEBASTIAN BACH catches a Bra (unintentionally) on stage in Moscow
Jelena Jensen Breaks free from her Black Leather Bra
Japanese Restaurant Manager Apologizes Endlessly
Aria Giovanni's Topless Christmas
Singing German Girl Falls Off Chair
Bryci Pours milk all over her huge boobs

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Monday Links: Drunk Girls for Christmas, Dummy Road Rage, New ALIENS vs. PREDATOR Game trailer, SUICIDAL TENDENCIES and DANZIG live, Jana Defi, Peach, and Shyla Styles get topless

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Wednesday Links: Holiday Hump-Day Humpathon, Techno dancing kid, RATT and GUN live in the UK, Knight and Day Trailer, Ginger Jolie, Angel Dark, Chelse Medley

 

Happy Christmas Eve...Eve...everyone. What could be better than these two girls opening this box...

... and YOU being inside! Married, Shmarried. Treat yourself!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

With dance moves like this...

...this kid is going to be getting more ass than a toilet seat in NO time.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your frown, however, is. Cheer up, Grinch. It's the Holiday Season!

Pam Anderson's Face is looking weathered.
(Drunken Stepfather)
We'd like to remember Pamela from her sex tape days. Waaaa-hoo!

Jocelyn is covering up her crotch. What's the point? (z0d)

Movies of the Millenium (Bullz-Eye)

Georgia Jones is giving herself a frontal cheerleader wedgie (Daily Niner)

Derrick Roland's Leg Injury Video will make you scream (BusterSports)

Playboy Playmate Sasckya Porto. Weird Fuckin' Name. Amazing Ass. (FreakshowPlanet)

Win yourself a Bacon Salt Sampler (Don Chavez)

The Twelve Cats Of Christmas (Warming Glow)

Yeah, This Rugby Star Is Obviously Gay (With Leather)

Romano Sings: A Ray Romano Christmas (atom)

Angry Grandpa Ruins Christmas (College Humor)

Santa's Slay Opening Scene (Heavy)

Holy Shit! A totally random ad for hot single older women!

How's that for subtle??? You're lonley. She's lonely. Whatcha waitin' for?!?!

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your grudge-holding will keep you in a perpetual state of misery. Sucks to be you, don't it?)

This Slovakian beauty with the outstanding ass is Angel Dark. She's not fond of clothing

She's also fond of getting totally naked and touching herself. CLICK IT.

Two great names that go great together... it's Ginger Jolie!

...and she's not a fan of holding back either

Whoa boy. Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz are in a movie we have seen before:

... it's called Knight and Day. Only Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz weren't in it the last dozen times we saw it.

Long before KORN did a cover of "Word Up" by CAMEO...

A Scottish band GUN recorded a similar version for the Barb Wire Soundtrack. Yeah, we're FULL of useless knowledge.

at the very same show (Hard Rock Hell 3) in the UK, RATT (well the 2009 version) hit the stage and did "You're In Love".

The band's new disc, Infestation will be out in 2010.

from bands, right back to boobies, we salute PLAYBOY's Fresh-faced Chelse Medley.

She's from Florida. She likes sleeping naked. and you really should click this thing here to see what else she likes to do.

It's time for another FOUNDRY CAMS Christmas compilation! We turned to our pal GARY HOEY, who gave us "Deck The Halls" to use in this clip, and then we got some amazing Holiday-themed videos from Shanelle, Countess, Alanna, Layla, Wanda, and Jessica Klein. We mashed 'em together and got this great Christmas video, loaded with hot cam-babe asses.

CLICK THE PIC AND ENJOY SOME HOLIDAY HINEYS!

(and now to recap... because we can't remember what happened five seconds ago, let alone five minutes ago)

Hurry up and get that hot Cougar's phone number, because you should be looking at what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

KNIGHT and DAY - Trailer
Ginger Jolie Peels off Her Purple Lingerie
RATT: You're in Love LIVE at Hard Rock Hell 3
Angel Dark in a Tiny Black Thong
Techno Dancing Kid Impresses The Bud Girls
PLAYBOY's Chelse Medley loses her Lace Lingerie
GUN: Word Up Live at Hard Rock Hell 3
FOUNDRY CAMS: Deck The Halls With Lovely Ladies

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FOUNDRY CAMS: Deck The Halls With Lovely Ladies

It's time for another FOUNDRY CAMS Christmas compilation! We turned to our pal GARY HOEY, who gave us "Deck The Halls" to use in this clip, and then we got some amazing Holiday-themed videos from Shanelle, Countess, Alanna, Layla, Wanda, and Jessica Klein. We mashed 'em together and got this great Christmas video, loaded with hot cam-babe asses.
Thanks to Jon for the great editing.

CLICK THE PIC AND ENJOY SOME HOLIDAY HINEYS!

Then, as usual, if you can remain upright long enough, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with all of these girls LIVE... on cam... over at FOUNDRY CAMS!

Thanks again to our buddy GARY HOEY for the song.

Get GARY HOEY online at Amazon:

You can also Download GARY HOEY on iTunes NOW!

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

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Monday Links: Warm up with a MILF, 100mph Highway Crash, Car vs. Fence, WARRANT live in Phoenix, Topless beauties Tiffany Brookes, Sharon Pink, Kasandra

 

Happy snowy Monday, kids (unless you live down south). Get out of the cold, and into your neighbor's bed:

OK, so maybe she's not posing for photos, but you'll never know unless you hurry up!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Winter in Maine has its perks, you know...

...like watching some idiot plow through a STOP sign and destroy your neighbor's fence.

Random Airbag Test!

a Wichita driver plows into parked car going over 100mph.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your frown, however, is. Cheer up, Grinch. It's the Holiday Season!

RIP Brittany Murphy
(Drunken Stepfather)
Brittany Murphy: A look back at the Sexy

Adele Stephens emerges from the pool, looking Barbie-like (z0d)

Girl Next Door: Pele Lovell (Bullz-Eye)

Georgia Jones in Assless Chaps (Daily Niner)

Helpful Tips to Avoid Being “That Guy” at Your Office Christmas Party (Gunaxin)

Cassie Rose Can't Possibly Get any Hotter (FreakshowPlanet)

Why 2010 will be Hilarious (COMEDY)

Tiger Woods Tower Defense (Heavy)

5 Rules of a Good Wingman (The Bachelor Guy)

2009 Playmate Review (Playboy)

The 18 Best Movies Of The Decade (FilmDrunk)

Hot Cougars: A Photo Gallery (FunnyCrave)

whoa, wait a minute... did someone say COUGAR???

Whatcha waiting for??? hook up with a sophisticated older woman now!

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your grudge-holding will keep you in a perpetual state of misery. Sucks to be you, don't it?)

This leggy brunette with the nice nubs is Tiffany Brookes and she can't wait to get out of that bothersome bikini:

She's got a Sybian to ride. which is a fun activity for lonely gals.

Busty Polish blond Sharon Pink is spending time with her biggest fan:

And it really is a fan. A big one! (rimshot)

What do you call WARRANT without Jani Lane?

Umm, you still call 'em WARRANT, only with Robert Mason singing, there's less falling down.

aaaad back to boobies, Busty raven-haired Polish babe Kasandra is fondling her funbags in front of the Christmas tree.

Woo! Christmas is early!

Our fantastic FOUNDRY CAMS girls Shanelle and Cherry are getting wet and hosing down their FoundryMusic shirts. TAKING DAWN supplies the soundtrack.
The girls provide the boobies.

CLICK ON SHANELLE TO SEE HER GET WET!

(and now to recap... because we can't remember what happened five seconds ago, let alone five minutes ago)

Hurry up and get that hot Cougar's phone number, because you should be looking at what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Caught On CCTV: Driver Ignores Stop sign, plows through fence
Tiffany Brookes Busts out of her Black Bikini
Caught on Video: 100mph Highway Crash in Kansas
Sharon Pink Plays with Her New Fan..and her boobs
WARRANT: Uncle Tom's Cabin LIVE in Phoenix
Kasandra Fondles Her Funbags For Christmas

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Friday Links: Weekend War Helmet, Man falls off train, Link Love, Clash Of The Titans Trailer 2, Sebastian Bach and Terry Ilous LIVE, Girls Gone Wild, Playboy's Nastasha Anastasia

 

Holy crap! It's Friday! Friiiiiiidaaaaay! *weeping* time to loosen that belt and make a bee-line for the neighbor's wife:

She's waiting at home alone in pink lingerie. Just for you. Make a move now before she gets dressed!

 

Don't dick around, either. If you take too long, then the Dancing Bear will make his move.

He loves the neighbor's wife too. He doesn't waste time.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

We could tell you that riding on the side of a train is a BAD idea...

...but we think that's kind of obvious. Apparently no one told THIS guy.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your face, however...is killing us. Consider burning it off)

Sharon Stone is old and has hard nipples
(Drunken Stepfather)
Sharon Stone has been naked in almost every movie she's made.

Jana Cova is Barely Covered (z0d)

Girl Next Door: Pele Lovell (Bullz-Eye)

Isis Love is I...I...I..yay...yay (Daily Niner)

The Ten Tackiest Christmas Traditions (Gunaxin)

Candy Mason is Pure Eye Candy (FreakshowPlanet)

13 Amazing Caucasian Afros (SuperTremendous)

Forget Online Dating and Speed Dating... Now There's "Group Dating" (The Bachelor Guy)

Don Chavez’s Favorite Things: Attus Apparel (Don Chavez)

A Flowchart to Determine if You've Been Naughty or Nice This Year (Holy Taco)

19 Depressing, Crazy and Downright Awful Nativity Scenes (Photos + Videos) (URLesque)

Terrible Gifts For The MMA Fan (Heavy)

Jersey Protesters fight Stereotypes (WarmingGlow)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only tail you'll get is attached to your dog)

Leave it to the guys at GIRLS GONE WILD/a> to find a nurse and a cop willing to make out with one another

God bless Joe Francis and all the wonderful work he does.

British blond PLAYBOY hotness Natasha Anastasia is having her photo taken:

As luck would have it, she's doing it sans-clothing!

For an old fart, SEBASTIAN BACH's voice is holding up well:

Singing a song he did with SKID ROW, "Here I Am"... LIVE. In fucking Budapest.

Speaking of old farts whose voices stay in great shape, if you remember the band XYZ, then you know who Terry Ilous is:

Rockin' the crowd at ... Mohegan Sun. OK, so it's not an arena...how the semi-mighty have fallen.

The new CLASH OF THE TITANS trailer is online:

Release tha muthafuckin' Kraken, bitch!

aaaad back to boobies, let's all gaze at British babe Renata as she pulls her dress off.

Off with you, pesky dress! You are itchy!

Our fantastic FOUNDRY CAMS girls Shanelle and Cherry are getting wet and hosing down their FoundryMusic shirts. TAKING DAWN supplies the soundtrack.
The girls provide the boobies.

CLICK ON SHANELLE TO SEE HER GET WET!

(and now to recap... because our brains retain material like strainers)

Finish up making the sexy time with a sophisticated older woman, and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

Indian Man Falls Off Crowded Train
CLASH OF THE TITANS - Trailer 2
Girls Gone Wild: Nurse and Cop Girl-Girl Kissing
SEBASTIAN BACH: Here I Am LIVE in Budapest
British Playboy CyberGirl Natasha Anastasia
Terry Ilous: What Keeps Me Loving You LIVE at Mohegan Sun
Renata Rips Off Her Dress

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