Monday Links: Van vs. Light Rail Train, Fear Factory Live in Brazil, Twisted Sister Sings XMAS songs, Busty Merilyn, Dors Feline, New Foundry Cams

'Tis the season to get schnockered and then hook up with random married women.



Just ask these two ladies... they're wasted, horny, and their husbands are nowhere in sight. Be a deviant, why dontcha? Have an affair!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

When playing chicken with a train, try to use something bigger than... a van:




The train will ALWAYS win.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(Your, on the other hand, have the emotional maturity of the 3 year-old. Grow up, fella)




Katie Price is SO Drunk
(Drunken Stepfather)

But wait, there's MORE! Katie Price is SO getting banged on VIDEO... haha.



Playboy's Buffy Tyler has Tremendous Ta-Ta's (z0d)



Bullz-Eye's Not-Quite-Infinite Playlist ...for your iPod (Bullz-Eye)



Kendra from FemJoy is rolling around in the grass. Watch out for Poison Ivy! (Daily Niner)



10 Things That Made Tim Tebow Cry (Heavy)




Dylan James is Busting out of her Bikini... seriously. (FreakshowPlanet)



McG Has Plans for Two More TERMINATORS (FilmDrunk)



FL. F ALL OUR L's (Warming Glow)



The Tiger Woods Mistress List - With Pictures (The Smoking Section)



Japanese Nurse Prank (Dave and Thomas)



NFL Scout Discusses Life Chasing the Next Big Football Star (BallHype)



6 Things The World Is Doing To Accommodate Your Fat Ass (FunnyCrave)



The Tetris God (CollegeHumor)

I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your bridge burning skills could land you a good job as an arsonist)

Ukrainian hottie Busty Merilyn Sakova has 32G Boobs:



Merilyn, you're going to need a bigger bed to handle those boobs.

As long as we're paying homage to big boobs, check out Dors Feline:



She's busty. She's British. and she can put whipped cream in the strangest places.

And now, "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus", by umm TWISTED SISTER?



OK, well it's not THAT odd. TWISTED SISTER made a Christmas CD a few years ago.

Keeping on the heavy metal tip, FEAR FACTORY has re-formed with a few new members, and they made their live debut in Brazil:



Burton C. Bell and Dino are back...and better than ever! (eh, that old gag).

aaaaand back to the boobage... let's all drool a bit over Jane Darling from Twistys:


She has a VERY hard time keeping her clothes on...and not touching herself vigorously. We don't blame her one bit.

We sent our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Danni G one of our old-school FoundryMusic shirts, which she appropriately sliced up and made into a tube top. TANTRIC sent us the song "Coming Undone".

What you'll see next is three minutes of footage that will leave you slack-jawed and most likely pants-less.





CLICK ON DANNI AND WATCH HER...DANCE... yeah, that's it...then chat with her LIVE at FOUNDRY CAMS



(and now to recap... because we forget shit almost as easy as you do)

Finish up making the sexy time with a sophisticated older woman, and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:



FEAR FACTORY: 'Replica' LIVE in Brazil

Merilyn Sakova and her 32G boobs in Bed - Topless

Phoenix Light Rail Train vs. Van

Dors Feline Crawling on the Kitchen Table

AC/DC: 'You Shook Me All Night Long' LIVE in Buenos Aires

Jane Darling Strips In The Corner

TWISTED SISTER: "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" LIVE in PA

FOUNDRY CAMS: Danni G is Coming Undone with TANTRIC

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Monday Links: Van vs. Light Rail Train, Fear Factory Live in Brazil, Twisted Sister Sings XMAS songs, Busty Merilyn, Dors Feline, New Foundry Cams

'Tis the season to get schnockered and then hook up with random married women.

Just ask these two ladies... they're wasted, horny, and their husbands are nowhere in sight. Be a deviant, why dontcha? Have an affair!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

When playing chicken with a train, try to use something bigger than... a van:

The train will ALWAYS win.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your, on the other hand, have the emotional maturity of the 3 year-old. Grow up, fella)

Katie Price is SO Drunk
(Drunken Stepfather)
But wait, there's MORE! Katie Price is SO getting banged on VIDEO... haha.

Playboy's Buffy Tyler has Tremendous Ta-Ta's (z0d)

Bullz-Eye's Not-Quite-Infinite Playlist ...for your iPod (Bullz-Eye)

Kendra from FemJoy is rolling around in the grass. Watch out for Poison Ivy! (Daily Niner)

10 Things That Made Tim Tebow Cry (Heavy)

Dylan James is Busting out of her Bikini... seriously. (FreakshowPlanet)

McG Has Plans for Two More TERMINATORS (FilmDrunk)

FL. F ALL OUR L's (Warming Glow)

The Tiger Woods Mistress List - With Pictures (The Smoking Section)

Japanese Nurse Prank (Dave and Thomas)

NFL Scout Discusses Life Chasing the Next Big Football Star (BallHype)

6 Things The World Is Doing To Accommodate Your Fat Ass (FunnyCrave)

The Tetris God (CollegeHumor)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your bridge burning skills could land you a good job as an arsonist)

Ukrainian hottie Busty Merilyn Sakova has 32G Boobs:

Merilyn, you're going to need a bigger bed to handle those boobs.

As long as we're paying homage to big boobs, check out Dors Feline:

She's busty. She's British. and she can put whipped cream in the strangest places.

And now, "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus", by umm TWISTED SISTER?

OK, well it's not THAT odd. TWISTED SISTER made a Christmas CD a few years ago.

Keeping on the heavy metal tip, FEAR FACTORY has re-formed with a few new members, and they made their live debut in Brazil:

Burton C. Bell and Dino are back...and better than ever! (eh, that old gag).

aaaaand back to the boobage... let's all drool a bit over Jane Darling from Twistys:
She has a VERY hard time keeping her clothes on...and not touching herself vigorously. We don't blame her one bit.

We sent our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Danni G one of our old-school FoundryMusic shirts, which she appropriately sliced up and made into a tube top. TANTRIC sent us the song "Coming Undone".
What you'll see next is three minutes of footage that will leave you slack-jawed and most likely pants-less.

CLICK ON DANNI AND WATCH HER...DANCE... yeah, that's it...then chat with her LIVE at FOUNDRY CAMS

(and now to recap... because we forget shit almost as easy as you do)

Finish up making the sexy time with a sophisticated older woman, and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

FEAR FACTORY: 'Replica' LIVE in Brazil
Merilyn Sakova and her 32G boobs in Bed - Topless
Phoenix Light Rail Train vs. Van
Dors Feline Crawling on the Kitchen Table
AC/DC: 'You Shook Me All Night Long' LIVE in Buenos Aires
Jane Darling Strips In The Corner
TWISTED SISTER: "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" LIVE in PA
FOUNDRY CAMS: Danni G is Coming Undone with TANTRIC

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FOUNDRY CAMS: Danni G is Coming Undone with TANTRIC

oh, it's that time again, isn't it?

It SURE is.

We sent our girl Danni G one of our old-school FoundryMusic shirts, which she appropriately sliced up and made into a tube top. TANTRIC sent us the song "Coming Undone".

What you'll see next is three minutes of footage that will leave you slack-jawed and most likely pants-less.

CLICK ON DANNI AND WATCH HER...DANCE... yeah, that's it.

Then, if you have any fluid left in your joints, Click on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Danni G LIVE on Cam!

Thanks to Jon for the great video editing.

Get some TANTRIC online now:

Or you can get some Tantric at iTunes:

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FOUNDRY CAMS: Danni G is Coming Undone with TANTRIC

oh, it's that time again, isn't it?



It SURE is.


We sent our girl Danni G one of our old-school FoundryMusic shirts, which she appropriately sliced up and made into a tube top. TANTRIC sent us the song "Coming Undone".



What you'll see next is three minutes of footage that will leave you slack-jawed and most likely pants-less.







CLICK ON DANNI AND WATCH HER...DANCE... yeah, that's it.



Then, if you have any fluid left in your joints, Click on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Danni G LIVE on Cam!




Thanks to Jon for the great video editing.



Get some TANTRIC online now:






Or you can get some Tantric at iTunes:

Friday Links: Girls Kissing under Mistletoe, Old ladies and Ice Cream, ALICE IN CHAINS live in Italy, Lana Lopez, Michelle Monaghan, Chintia Flowers

This holiday season, hang some mistletoe. you might get lucky and see some girls kissing...

and if you need to find some ladies maybe you get find a few married women who are repressed. There's more of them than you'd think.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

After seeing this ad, you will NEVER want to eat ice cream again:

Old ladies trying to be sexy = Never good.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your face, on the other hand, is awful. Remove it. With a Shotgun.)

Halle Berry's Ass in black jeans
(Drunken Stepfather)
However... watching HALLE BERRY get bent over and banged isn't too bad either.

Madison Scott in Red...what is that, velvet? Beauuutiful! (z0d)

Bullz-Eye's Not-Quite-Infinite Playlist ...for your iPod (Bullz-Eye)

Meggan Mallone has really Massive...Personality...and juciy boobs too (Daily Niner)

Tiger Woods Soul Jam Remix Something (With Leather)

Shay Laren Shouldn't Be allowed to Show her boobs... cuz they're so damn big and juicy. (FreakshowPlanet)

20 Funniest Church Signs Of all Time (ManOFest)

If The Bible Were Magazines (College Humor)

Top 10 NFL Players with Dreads (Gunaxin)

Rascal The World's Ugliest Singing Dog

How To Drop The Kids Off At The Pool (Comedy)

Actual Wedding Reenactment: Kneel Before Zod Or Forever Hold Your Peace (GammaSquad)

The Tiger Woods "Sext" Generator (atom)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your family won't be seeing much of you this holiday season. It's a shame they won't tell you where they live)

This stunning super-hot Latina babe from Twistys is Lana Lopez:

She's playing with her hose... giving a lube job. Puns suck, don't they?

What makes a friendly game of pool A LOT more friendly?

BREAST MASSAGE! Thanks to DDF Babes Michelle Monaghan & Chintia Flowers

From big busts to big bands, it's ALICE IN CHAINS (get your tickets now) live in Milan:

That's "Black Gives Way To Blue" (acoustic version)... Catch ALICE IN CHAINS on tour now!

Our busty blond friend Ember Reigns, who you have seen in several FOUNDRY CAMS videos sent us a new goodie:

Ember is enjoying a lucky lucky lollipop...and she does A LOT more.

Speaking of Ember Reigns, let's promote her shaking ass to MR. BIG one more time:

CLICK ON EMBER & HER SUCKER... NOW!
(and now to recap... because we forget shit almost as easy as you do)

Finish up making the sexy time with a sophisticated older woman, and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

Screaming Woman on Roller Coaster
Ember Reigns Licks Her Lollipop
ALICE IN CHAINS Black Gives Way To Blue LIVE in Italy
Michelle Monaghan & Chintia Flowers Playing a friendly Game of Pool
Science World: Ice creamy goodness
Lana Lopez Plays With Her Hose

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Thursday Links: Truck gets folded, Subway Car Crash, Rob Zombie Live in NYC, Link Love, Jessica Jaymes, Karina Hart, Angel Dark

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Want to see a bunch of guys fold a Chevy truck in half?

FYI - They weren't TRYING to fold it in half.

This will make you want to ride the subway:

Two subway cars smashing into one another is very very re-assuring.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your face, on the other hand, is awful. Remove it. With a Shotgun.)

Eva Mendes Ass in BAD LIEUTENANT
(Drunken Stepfather)
Incidentally... Eva Mendes NAKED = BEST THING EVER!

Amber Jay has a GIANT back tattoo (z0d)

2009 Holiday Gift Guide (Bullz-Eye)

Jenya and Sabrina are getting all kinds of freaky (Daily Niner)

Tarantino & Talking Dog In Japanese Commercial (FilmDrunk)

The 25 sexiest Victoria’s Secret commercials ever (Guyism)

The History of 'Shark Week' (Heavy)

Rachel Bilson's Deleted Sex Scene (Dave and Thomas)

Neil Patrick Harris Is Frosty The Inappropriate Snowman (Warming Glow)

Top 25 Largest Douche Bags (CollegeHumor)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your family won't be seeing much of you this holiday season. It's a shame they won't tell you where they live)

Super-sexy brunette adult starlet Jessica Jaymes is licking her fingers:

Yeah, we thought she was bulemic, but then we saw the full-length video...sooo nice.

How could you not love Angel Dark dropping her dress on the beach?

Her last name is "Dark"... she's on a WHITE sand beach. Get it? Eh?

From boobies to bands, we now take a look-see at ROB Fuckin' ZOMBIE live in New York Fuckin' City:

Rawk. We're still waiting for that director's cut of Halloween II

and back to boobies (of COURSE)... these are NOT dodgeballs Karina Hart is holding:

...and then Karina Hart makes a vibrator feel very lucky.

Thanks to our girl Ember Reigns, who you all have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS VIDEOS for the great video, and our buds in MR. BIG for letting us use the the new track "Next Time Around":

CLICK ON EMBER & HER SUCKER... NOW!
(and now to recap... because we forget shit almost as easy as you do)

Finish up making the sexy time with a sophisticated older woman, and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

Rob Zombie: "Lords Of Salem" LIVE in New York City
Jessica Jaymes Is Finger Licking Good
CCTV: Subway Cars Crash in The Station
Karina Hart Massages Her Huge Boobs
Chevy Truck Gets Folded In Half
Angel Dark on a White Sand Beach

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Wednesday Links: Holiday Humpday Hump-a-thon, Russian Car-Powered Carousel and Tree Hunting, Zakk Wylde shreds in Singapore, Lia 19 and Tori Black

Oh the weather outside is frightful, and it's time to hump your neighbors...

When your neighbors are getting blown, find a ho, find a ho, find a ho... um, yeah.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Leave it to a Russian to apply lawnmower technology to make a playground carousel into a neck-breaking-machine:

Yaaaaay paralysis!

Speaking of Russians, check out this badass Russian tree hunter...sneakily hunting the elusive...tree:

That's a BIIIG bullet, ya know.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your face, on the other hand, is awful. Remove it. With a Shotgun.)

Jordan is wearing WAY too much makeup (Drunken Stepfather)

WHO CARES?!?! She made a sex tape that leaked out!

Caz. She's Pasty. But oddly attractive (z0d)

2009 Holiday Gift Guide (Bullz-Eye)

Tina Cutrone has a silver bikini on that barely covers her nips (Daily Niner)

Penhouse Pet Jennifer Emerson Shows us her beefy bosoms (Freakshow Planet)

Want to Hear Mickey Rourke Rap? Of COURSE you do! (FilmDrunk)

Tiger Woods FAIL (Dave & Thomas)

'Family Ties' Mom is a Total Lesbian (Warming Glow)

Infographic: Movie Heist Hauls Vs. GDP (Screen Junkies)

Hip Hop's Most Outstanding Tattoos (RealTalkNY)

Failed Front Flip (Break)

13 bouncers use 2 patrons as punching bags behind Jay Z's 40/40 Club in AC (Don Chavez)

Guillermo Dubs Twilight for Latin Fans (Dave and Thomas)

War Machine: Armed and Dangerous (Heavy)

Ten Funniest Words In The English Language (Gunaxin)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your family won't be seeing much of you this holiday season. It's a shame they won't tell you where they live)

Oh no! Lia is showering with her clothes on!

Maybe it's intentional? yes, this makes it official. She meant to shower in an evening gown.

and how could you not LOVE Tori Black and her naked hiney?

She's showing us what it's like behind-the-scenes... ok, whatever. take yer clothes off, Tori.

From naked ladies... to something that doesn't rhyme with 'naked ladies'...ZAKK WYLDE rocked a Singapore Prison:

shredding on his new Epiphone Graveyard Disciple... thing looks cumbersome.

and back to boobies (of COURSE)... have you ever seen bosom skills like THIS?

Perhaps this young lady wanted to be a brain surgeon at one point. Then she discovered THIS wonderful boob-bouncing skill.

Thanks to our girl Ember Reigns, who you all have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS VIDEOS for the great video, and our buds in MR. BIG for letting us use the the new track "Next Time Around":

CLICK ON EMBER & HER SUCKER... NOW!
(and now to recap... because we forget shit almost as easy as you do)

Finish up making the sexy time with a sophisticated older woman, and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

Russian Tree Hunter
Lia 19 Showers in a White Gown
Zakk Wylde Performs at Singapore Prison
Boob Trick: winking Bosoms
Russian Car Powered Carousel
Tori Black Behind The Scenes Photo Shoot

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Tuesday Links: Holiday MILF Party, Skateboard vs. Stairs, DOKKEN reunion in Anaheim, SKID ROW on a Cruise, Lesbian Pillowfight, Public Flashing with Nikki

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