Monday Links: Post-Holiday Clean Up, Closet Door vs Young Girl, METALLICA and HOUSE OF LORDS live, New Powerman 5000 video, new FOUNDRY CAMS clip, Milena Petra, Jana Janeckova

As George Carlin once said, you never seem to get laid much on Thanksgiving.

...because all the coats are on the bed. that's why you need to catch your sister-in-law off guard in the kitchen.

Of course if you were too full from dinner... the Dancing Bear wound up getting all the action.

He doesn't give two turds about Thanksgiving.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Closet doors can sense bad entertainment...

Just ask young Channing and her stuffed dog.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your face, on the other hand, is awful. Remove it. With a Shotgun.)

Kate Hudson's MILF ass in tight pants (Drunken Stepfather)
...and if that's not enough for you, then take a look at Kate Hudson totally NAKED in these movies.

Veronica and terri become very fast friends (z0d)

2009 Holiday Gift Guide (Bullz-Eye)

Samantha Ryan and her lucky silver vibrator (Daily Niner)

Haylee Hunter shows off her Hiney (Freakshow Planet)

What Does Your Birthday Say About You? (Top Cultured)

The World’s Strongest Beer: Tactical Nuclear Penguin (DJMICK)

Activities for a Canadian on the American Thanksgiving (FunnyCrave)

The Crazy Turkey Lady (Manofest)

Inappropriate Uses For An Uncooked Turkey (Comedy)

Top Ten Fictional Ninjas (Gunaxin)

Top 99 Most Desirable Women of 2010 (AskMen)

The Muppets Bohemian Rhapsody (Dave & Thomas)

2012 Olympics Logo Looks Like Lisa Simpson Giving Head? (Heavy)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your family won't be seeing much of you this holiday season. It's a shame they won't tell you where they live)

This blond hotness is Melina Pitra from Big Brother: Argentina.

..and you know how often those Big Brother girls make sex tapes.

The sexy Czech babe in this clip is Jana Janeckova ...aka Jenny McClain...aka Jenny Jay:

Those all-natural beauties are 36F-sized. Hoo...ray.

From boobies to bands, check out METALLICA, who are on tour now live in Mexico City:

Robert Trujillo and James Hetfield doing "For Whom The Bell Tolls" in front of 50,000 screaming Mexicans.

Anyone remember HOUSE OF LORDS?

That's James Christian...plus a few pounds... live in Paris, France.

And now we turn our heads to our friends in POWERMAN 5000:

...and their new video for "Super Villain"...which we featured in this great FOUNDRY CAMS video

...and from bands back to boobs we're bug-eyed at Natalie Fiore and her 36DDD's:

Too bad she had to talk. That accent is a buzzkill.

Thanks to our girl Ember Reigns, who you all have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS VIDEOS for the great video, and our buds in MR. BIG for letting us use the the new track "Next Time Around":

CLICK ON EMBER & HER SUCKER... NOW!
(and now to recap... because we forget shit almost as easy as you do)

Finish up making the sexy time with a sophisticated older woman, and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

Jana Janeckova Hauls Out Her Huge Boobs
HOUSE OF LORDS: 'Sahara' LIVE in Paris
Melina Pitra from Big Brother Argentina - in A Bikini
METALLICA: 'For Whom The Bell Tolls' LIVE in Mexico City
Stuffed Animal Dog Show Ends Abruptly
FOUNDRY CAMS: 'Next Time Around' with Ember Reigns
POWERMAN 5000: Super Villain - Official Music Video
Natalie Fiore Cleans Her 36DDD's
George Lynch Guitar Tapping
Gianna Michaels Lingerie Montage

Caught On Video: Ohio Robbery Suspect Eats Hold Up Note

Cierra Spice Drops Her Dress

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FOUNDRY CAMS: Next Time Around with Ember Reigns

Well, it sure has been a while, hasn't it?

Everyone needs a little R&R, even zilches like us. We're back now, and in full-blown filth mode for your viewing pleasure.

Ember Reigns, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, is doing the totally nude and hardcore thing with her own solo website, but it doesn't mean that she can't show off her outstanding assets in a FoundryMusic T-shirt while gyrating to brand new music from none other than MR. BIG.
Thanks to Jon for the editing goodness.

CLICK ON EMBER & HER SUCKER... NOW!

Need more Ember Reigns? Check out her fully-nude, fully-hardcore solo website...right now!

Thanks again to our buds in MR. BIG for the the new track "Next Time Around".

Get their latest disc at Amazon online:

You can also get some Mr. Big online at iTunes

Check out Ember Reigns in these other great videos:

Ember Reigns, Violet Erotica, Love Gisele Topless Montage
Ember Reigns Teases In a Tiny Bikini
Foundry Cams: Ladies Stay 'Up All Night' with HINDER

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Friday Links: Cougar Affair and the Dancing Bear, Dumbest Arsonist Ever, Beltfed Shotgun, Five Finger Death Punch Live, Lots o' Links, Krisztina Sereny, Hot Cougar Arlene Baxter

It's a little known fact... hot blond cougars need love too.

So hurry up and make a move on that single mom down the street.

and if YOU don't take advantage... then the Dancing Bear WILL.

He's got a great rap, so you sould hurry up, bub.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

The FIRST Rule of Arson: Light the OTHER thing on fire, not yourself

Unlike this dumb Brit, who lit himself, his car, and his friends on fire.

When simply hitting the target isn't enough... you need a beltfed automatic shotgun:

It's for umm... home defense. Yeah, right.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your breath, however, smells like stale beer. Brush those teeth, idiot.)

Kate Hudson isn't wearing a Bra (Drunken Stepfather)
...and whaddya know, in these movies Kate Hudson is totally NAKED

Pam and Terri are Totally Into One Another (z0d)

Interview and Photo Shoot with Brooke Long (Bullz-Eye)

Jennifer Dark has very dark hair...but not much of it (Daily Niner)

Sofia Weber Wants to show you her Hiney...and everything else (Freakshow Planet)

Least Safe Vehicle of the Year (Made Man)

5 Completely Inappropriate Kidz Bop Songs (FunnyCrave)

MAXIM Girls Know How to Clean a Car (Top Cultured)

The 20 Funniest Barack Obama Photoshop Photos (SuperTremendous)

Letter From a Sex Maniac (Today's Big Thing)

Honest HBO Warnings (College Humor)

The Greatest Star Wars Tauntaun Costume Ever (GammaSquad)

Intercourse with a Vampire, Episdode 3 (atom)

Great 90's Movie Soundtracks: "Pretty Woman"(Ice ICe Babies)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you don't have anything other than laundry to cling to. Chop Chop, pool boy!)

Our favorite Hungarian hottie, fitness model Krisztina Sereny is working her biceps and triceps.

Is she getting a workout? We have no idea. We just like watching her bob up and down.

We don't usually like redheads, but hot teen model Daggy Jane has turned our heads:

Awful name. Great body. Can't win 'em all.

From babes to bands, let's check out FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH live in Lubbock, Texas:

"Burn it Down" LIVE at the Pavilion.

...and from bands back to boobs we turn our eyes to sexy PLAYBOY cougar Arlene Baxter:

Listen fellas, how many times do we have to say it? Cougars need the love... especially the well-maintained ones.

WHOA! Hold on...COUGAR? Check THIS out, slim!

What are you waiting for, bub....Get on that shit, now!

Once again, we turn our attention to Gisele, who you all have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS VIDEOS:

We gave her a Grr Shirt. The guys in SLAUGHTERHOUSE and Koch Records gave us "The One".

GISELE's SHIRT DOESN'T STAY ON FOR LONG... CLICK IT!!!

(and now to recap... for the folks with really low IQ's - us included)

Once you get done mounting sexy older women who you meet in chat rooms, head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

Belt fed Automatic Shotgun
Krisztina Sereny Works Her Biceps and Triceps - Naked
World's Dumbest Arsonist Sets Himself on Fire
Teen Redhead Daggy Jane Plays In Bed
FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH: 'Burn It Down' LIVE in Texas
Sexy Cougar Arlene Baxter Takes A Bath

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Thursday Links: Biplane crashes after takeoff, BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE and DOPE live, Link Love, Veronica Zemanova, Yurizan Beltran and Arianna Sinn

THAT's TERRIBLE:

We happily present reason #1 to NEVER get into a biplane:

Crashing into the tree line 30 seconds after takeoff looks like a real pain in the ass...neck...and everything in between.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your breath, however, smells like stale beer. Brush those teeth, idiot.)

Megan Fox has Ill-Fitting Panties(Drunken Stepfather)
...and of course if you CLICK HERE you can see MEGAN FOX NAKED

Bambi and Sandra do some pants-less taste testing (z0d)

The Top 10 Things to Have in you House That Chicks Will Digg (Bullz-Eye)

August is a Gal who we could get with in ANY month (Daily Niner)

Playboy Playmate Kayla Collins is more than Kinda Cute (Freakshow Planet)

Hybrid Yacht Sails 1,000 Green Miles (The Bachelor Guy)

The Last 10 Years in 7 Minutes (Manofest)

Employee Manuals...Probably (College Humor)

User's Guide to Boob Terminology (Holy Taco)

Everything You Don't Know about Whiskey (Made Man)

Left 4 Dead: The retro NES (IHeartChaos)

Top Ten Signs your NFL Team Owner is Nuts

A Review of the Food at a Local Arby's(FunnyCrave)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you don't have anything other than laundry to cling to. Chop Chop, pool boy!)

Holy Hell in a Hat Box! Veronika Zemanova is giving a lap dance to a large-breasted lady.

The plot sucks. Just suspend disbelief long enough to get into the virtual lap dance.

It's a boobies car wash with Arianna Sinn:

Those juicy jugs will clean a car better than any Sham WOW rags.

From heavy boobs to heavy metal (That Old Gag)...BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE performed a new song at Sonisphere:

We like it so far. The band will have new studio tunes out in 2010.

and we found a cool clip of our friends in DOPE doing their cover of BILLY IDOL's "Rebel Yell" (decent sound quality, too!):

We like it so far. The band will have new studio tunes out in 2010.

...and from bands back to boobs we turn our eyes to 'Sweet Yurizan' Beltran:

Adios bra! She has no need for your tightness! Her bosoms need to be free!.

Once again, we turn our attention to Gisele, who you all have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS VIDEOS:

We gave her a Grr Shirt. The guys in SLAUGHTERHOUSE and Koch Records gave us "The One".

GISELE's SHIRT DOESN'T STAY ON FOR LONG... CLICK IT!!!

(and now to recap... for the folks with really low IQ's - us included)

Once you get done mounting sexy older women who you meet in chat rooms, head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

DOPE: "Rebel Yell" LIVE in Minnesota
Veronica Zemanova Virtual Lap Dance
BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE Performs New Song at Sonisphere Festival
Sweet Yurizan Beltran Busts Out Of Her white Lace Bra
Biplane Crashes Shortly After Takeoff
Arianna Sinn Washes Her Car With Her Boobs

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FOUNDRY CAMS: Gisele is 'The One'

Whoa there, monkeys! We gots us another video from our girl Gisele!

Buxom, blond, beautiful Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, and who does the totally naked thing on her own site Love Gisele, is once again baring her breastacular body for us in this amazing clip, which features her tearing off her official 'GRR' shirt and showing off her 34DD bosoms. Thanks to SLAUGHTERHOUSE for "The One"
and thanks to our boy Jon for the great editing.

GISELE's SHIRT DOESN'T STAY ON FOR LONG... CLICK IT!!!

You know We all Love Gisele and you should too, so click it, Chester.

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Check out Gisele in these other great videos:
FOUNDRY CAMS: Gisele Topless in Fishnets
FOUNDRY CAMS: Gisele Gets Rid of her Long Black Gloves and Bra
FOUNDRY CAMS: Lollipop Girls Rock Out To Framing Hanley
FOUNDRY CAMS: Gisele Plays With Her Boobs In The Pool

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Wednesday Links: Hump Day Affair and the Dancing Bear, Homeless Guy vs. Ghost, Luckiest Polish Driver, MEGADETH live in Michigan, Leaked Carmen Electra Girl-Girl Video

It's hump day, kids... so start humping, dammit. Those boobs aren't going to fondle themselves, you know.

Well she might fondle them BY herself, but that's not as much fun as having an affair with the busty co-worker in the next cubicle, now is it?

By the way, if your woman tells you she's going out with the girls... watch out for the Dancing Bear.

Check her clothes for fur fragments when she gets home, buster.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

We know that Polish jokes are stale and hacky, but this video just makes it WAY too easy:

Driving the WRONG way into oncoming commuter traffic is just BEGGING for a joke.

This homeless guy TOTALLY beats the crap out of a ghost:

Either that, or he's stark-raving-fucking-mad. OK, maybe he's fucking crazy and he's shadow-boxing the air. Ghost is funnier though.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your breath, however, smells like stale beer. Brush those teeth, idiot.)

Leighton Meester puts on her make-up with a paintball gun(Drunken Stepfather)

Her name is Kat and she's showing us her... pussy. Get it? (z0d)

A chat with Bryan Cranston from Breaking Bad (Bullz-Eye)

CJ Miles can go for Miles and Miles and Miles and Miles (Daily Niner)

Mary Piemonte has MASSIVE Melons (Freakshow Planet)

Six Crazy Internet Money Making Ideas (That Worked) (Gunaxin)

You Too Can Live Like A Hamster For A Night (Don Chavez)

30 years of sexy ladies: The women of 1979 (Pt. 2) (Guyism)

Werner Herzog Thought Nicolas Cage was on drugs (FilmDrunk)

Walken + Cartman + Gaga = Awesome (Warming Glow)

Unicorn vs. Narwhal - The Game (atom)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you don't have anything other than laundry to cling to. Chop Chop, pool boy!)

Is it really a Hacked Carmen Electra video or an intentionally-leaked homemade sex tape:

Who CARES? It's three minutes of hot girl-girl footage. CLICK IT!!

Breastacular Sexy Czech Jenny McClain is juggling her jugs:

Bosoms like that DESERVE to be played with.

From heavy boobs to heavy metal...MEGADETH is on tour now (click for tix!):

That's Dave Mustaine doing "Tornado Of Souls" in Grand Rapids, Michigan.

Once again, we turn our attention to Gisele, who you all have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS VIDEOS:

We gave her a Grr Shirt. The guys in SLAUGHTERHOUSE and Koch Records gave us "The One".

GISELE's SHIRT DOESN'T STAY ON FOR LONG... CLICK IT!!!

(and now to recap... for the folks with really low IQ's - us included)

Once you get done mounting sexy older women who you meet in chat rooms, head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

Homeless Man Fights With a Ghost
Jenny McClain Plays With Her Giant Jugs
MEGADETH: 'Tornado Of Souls' LIVE in Michigan
Carmen Electra Leaked Girl-Girl video
Luckiest Polish Driver EVER!
Britt Drops Her Bombs In The Dressing Room

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Tuesday Links: Ferrari in a Gravel trap, METALLICA live in New York City, W.A.S.P. live in Romania, Link Love, Busty Hotness Monica Leigh, Kimberly Wi

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Apparently, being the CEO of Ferrari doesn't require actually being able to DRIVE a Ferrari:




That's CEO Luca di Montezemolo driving a new California into a gravel trap.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(Your breath, however, smells like stale beer. Brush those teeth, idiot.)




Whose cellulite-ridden legs are these?(Drunken Stepfather)



Jai Angel is just holding her boobs in place (Gorillamask)



Girl Next Door: Jaime Young (Bullz-Eye)



Jayme Langford is totally laying on a couch... totally naked (Daily Niner)



PENTHOUSE Pet Andi Sue Irwin is Awesome...and Naked. (Freakshow Planet)



23 Understandably Depressed NFL Fans (FunnyCrave)



Vintage Video of Shaq in High School (BallHype)



101 Signs You Might Be Evil (FunnyCrave)



10 of the best speed painting videos you will ever see (Epic Carnival)



Need A Second Chance? Call Mike Brown (Yep Yep)



The $250,000 Double Bird (With Leather)



Nine: So This Perfume Commercial is going to win an Oscar? (FilmDrunk)



Uncharted 2: Among Thieves - Review (Gear Patrol)



Paranormal Activity: The Deleted Scenes (College Humor)



Marissa Tomei at some Red Carpet Event (Cougar Patrol)

WHOA! Hold on...COUGAR? Check THIS out, slim.



What are you waiting for, bub....Get on that shit, now!



I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you don't have anything other than laundry to cling to. Chop Chop, pool boy!)

Sultry PLAYBOY Playmate Monica Leigh is getting naked in the shower:



but she's not showering... What gives? Oh, Oh. Wait. We get it.

Perky Penthouse Pet Kimberly Williams doesn't like tight clothing:



Quite frankly, we think she has an issue with ALL clothing. Away with you, vile underwear!

...and from boobies to bands, we take a look at METALLICA - who are on tour now:



"Last Caress" live at Madison Square Garden, mawfugger!

Once again, because we're oddly-obsessed, here's W.A.S.P. LIVE... in...Romainia:



WHY do we keep posting W.A.S.P. videos? WHY?!?!?!?

Once again, we turn our attention to Gisele, who you all have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS VIDEOS:



We gave her a Grr Shirt. The guys in SLAUGHTERHOUSE and Koch Records gave us "The One".



GISELE's SHIRT DOESN'T STAY ON FOR LONG... CLICK IT!!!

(and now to recap... for the folks with really low IQ's - us included)

Once you get done mounting sexy older women who you meet in chat rooms, head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:



W.A.S.P. - Crazy LIVE in Romania

Kimberly Williiams Busts Out Of Her Bra and Panties

Ferrari CEO Gets New California Stuck in Track Gravel Pit

PLAYBOY Playmate Monica Leigh in the Shower

METALLICA: Last Caress LIVE In New York City

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