Holiday affairs, When Otters Attack, Acoustic Gnarls Barkley, Richie Kotzen and Old School Def Leppard, Brea Lynn, Justene Jaro and LOTS of Gisele

Weekend in detention, eh? I'll betcha we can think of a thousand different scandalous acts of adultery you could have been committing with that hot MILF teacher of yours:

So what if she's married? Teachers are at school to help students, and in our opinion, nothing is more effective than a little touchy-feely

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your girthy chunky butt. Here's a free gym membership. Use it.)

Who knew otters were so vicious?

Evidently not this 19 year-old from Boca Raton, Florida... He got his ass bitten by one pissed-off otter with rabies.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Jennifer Aniston loves showing off that body of hers (Drunken Stepfather)

Does she REALLY? She SURE does. That gal Jennifer LOVES getting naked

Bullz-Eye.com Holiday Gift Guide (Bullz-Eye)

15 Hot Chicks Working Out (Top Cultured)

Tiffany Brookes looks awfully spiffy in a top hat. (FreakShow Planet)

Abbey Brookes is one Penthouse Pet who doesn't mind showing off ALL of her no-no spots at once (z0d)

Robyn TrueLove...probably using a fake name... probably (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry to hear that you're still blaming all of your problems on other people. Way to grow up, ya nut.)

His name is DON ROSS ...and he's a Canadian who can play GNARLS BARKLEY like no one we have ever seen:

One guy. One Guitar. Crazy, right? Right.

What's this? Rainbow shirts & a Drummer with 2 arms?

It's DEF LEPPARD... in 1979.

Why is it that RICHIE KOTZEN never caught on as a pop musician?


Could it be that his last name literally means "Puke" in German? Perhaps...

From amazing musicians, we drift on over to amazing bodies

Busty beautiful, and now blond Brea Lynn is no stranger to taking her shirt off:

Sweaters are so constricting when it comes to diddling, don't you agree? off with you, vile sweater!... and watch the most wonderful video ever.

This scantily-clad bikini babe is Justine Jaro, and she stinks at washing cars:

But we're not entirely sure car-washing was the point of this clip. What says you, eh Chester?

Our buddy Gisele is naked, in the shower, rubbing oil all over herself:

Not to nit-pick, but doesn't the oiling come AFTER the showering? Eh, we dunno. We love Gisele. You should too.

Speaking of Gisele...

The lovely buxom blond Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

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Get your Holiday Body Back, Uncle Ted Nugent Selling Crazy, Gisele, FOUNDRY CAMS and FOUNDRY - together at last, Joe Satriani is God, Lemmy is God, Mike Portnoy is Good, Lana and Dawson are very topless

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Actually, it's NOT. But your inability to get your hefty ass off the couch IS. Move a little, why dontcha?)

The holiday season is just around the corner, and you can either look like this:


...Or you could get a little help from someone who knows what she's doing, and look like THIS:

Choose wisely, Chesterfield.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Old 'Uncle' TED NUGENT would seem a lot more sensible if he didn't sound so F-ing Crazy all the time:

Here's Nugent, kicking back on his porch, selling crazy to the Michigan news. Look at that face.

When he's not being nuts, he actually makes really great music... see?



Kim Kardashian is selling... toilet paper?? (Drunken Stepfather)

A job is a job, right Kim? Atta girl! Just like the 'blow' job you gave Ray J in that tape of yours a while back...just sayin'

Featured Model: Holly Lynn (Bullz-Eye)

Sunny Lane has a shiny landing strip...but not big enough for a plane. (FreakShow Planet)

Anita Dark and another clear case of "Shouldn't have even bothered to wear a bikini" (z0d)

Sophie Dee's Boobs make us want to breast-feed zoo animals. By 'zoo animals' we mean 'us' (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that one day the cops are going to have to knock a hole in your wall to get you out of the house, chunky-butt.)

His name is JOE SATRIANI ...and he plays guitar better than you and everyone who looks like you:

This is his new video for "Light Years away, off of his new CD Black Swans & Wormhole Wizards.

If you ever wanted to stare at a drummer's armpits for six minutes, now's your chance:


Drummer Mike Portnoy, who used to be in DREAM THEATER, but is currently touring with AVENGED SEVENFOLD, has a camera set up in front of his drum kit. Now you can drool over his sweaty armpits during every show.

God's greatest creation is probably women with big boobs. His SECOND greatest creation would have to be Lemmy Kilmister from MOTORHEAD:


We say this because two guys felt compelled enough about him to make an entire documentary about the man... and that link above is for the second teaser.

From Lemmy, we segue into Lickable Ladies... Nice transition, right?

Everyone...say hello to Ultra-busty Romanian Lana Ivans:

OK, you can pick your jaw up off the floor now because there's a LOT more of Lana to see... click it, dummy.

Don't you just hate when your workout pants are too tight? so does Dawson Miller:

She's out of those constricting pants faster than you can shout "Get Naked or I'll Kill Your whole family!" ... not that you WOULD... just sayin'

The lovely buxom blond Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Gisele Dances Under Black Lights with FOUNDRY

The lovely buxom blond Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
07946


You can pick up Retooled by FOUNDRY at the following online music outlets:
iTunes:


Amazon

Napster

It's everywhere. It's like herpes. Without the lip sores.

You can also see Gisele in these videos:

FOUNDRY CAMS: Gisele will never break the Chain
FOUNDRY CAMS: Gisele is The One
FOUNDRY CAMS: Lollipop Girls Rock Out To Framing Hanley
FOUNDRY CAMS: The First Noel - A Cam Girl Christmas Compilation
FOUNDRY CAMS: Gisele Shows off her new F*CK ME shirt and animal print bra



OK, now scram... don't you have music to purchase?

Holiday Hotness is Heavenly, New GREEN HORNET trailer, Rare Dimebag Darrell video, ANTHRAX is still Moshing, Shay Laren, Sara Stone, Aria Giovanni, and Lexi Ray are all Nekkid

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Actually, it's NOT. But your inability to get your hefty ass off the couch IS. Move a little, why dontcha?)

When your wife can do decline crunches while holding your son, you know you have to watch what you say, because picking a fight with abdominal muscles like that could get you killed:

Which reminds us, there's only a few days left to sign up for her BLACK FRIDAY SALE - lose a pile of weight in time for all those Holiday parties!

Coincidentally, that's "Pendulum" from Retooled (feat. Rich DeCicco) blasting in that clip. Catchy, eh?


THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The second trailer for Skinny Seth Rogen's adaptation of The GREEN HORNET is online and while there's a LOT more explosions in this one, we're still not 100% sure we want to see it:

See? SMAAAAASH!!

If your ass is THAT big, should you really be wearing leather pants? (Drunken Stepfather)

Whose ass? Umm, HER ass...which used to look a helluva lot better

2010 Holiday Movie Preview (Bullz-Eye)

Stormy Daniels could calm even the most savage seas and rough waters... no, not really...but she IS very attractive (FreakShow Planet)

Julri Waters (yes, that's how you spell it) is a PLAYBOY girl who says 'yes yes' to her no-no spot (z0d)

Becky Payne is going to give herself one hell of a headache if she keeps hanging upside-down like that (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that one day the cops are going to have to knock a hole in your wall to get you out of the house, chunky-butt.)

Headbangers rejoice! DIMEBAG DARRELL is alive and well ...in video form, that is:

This rare semi-upskirt footage of DAMAGEPLAN was captured a little less than three months before Dimebag's murder.

Get Some DAMAGEPLAN, why dontcha?

Something tells us if the guys in ANTHRAX really DID get "Caught in a Mosh", one of those old farts would break a hip.:

Not familiar with ANTHRAX madam? We can fix that, you know.

From metal to ... oh mama!

Naturally large-breasted SARA STONE can't get anywhere near a swimming pool or fountain without whipping off her bikini

Just like in this scene from NATURAL WONDERS 7 (which you can see on demand NOW!

Sure, there's art hanging all over the walls, but the real work of art is Aria Giovanni's Ass ...which we cannot get enough of.

there's just something about the scent of a good hiney... Amiright? Amiright?

For a college gal, PLAYBOY's Lexi Ray ain't too bright.

The shirt comes off BEFORE we get in the shower, toots.

Not that we really care all too much about decorating, but Shay Laren is taking off her bikini and showing off her boobs...

...and all WE can stare at is that ugly, uncomfortable-looking sofa. Buh-lech.

Chad Smith (RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, CHICKENFOOT) and his funk-rock band, CHAD SMITH's BOMBASTIC MEATBATS (Jeff Kollman, Kevin Chown, Ed Roth, and of course, Chad Smith) just dropped a new album titled 'More Meat' and they were saintly enough to give us the track "The Gunboat is On!"... we thought it only appropriate to have our own brown-haired, brown-eyed, BISEXUAL FOUDNRY CAMS babe Natasha do up a video for them. What you see here, folks, is the fruits of that



Click Natasha's Nicely-formed Hiney. then regain your composure and click on on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Natasha LIVE...and Naked... (YOU naked, HER naked, it's all good)
Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Natasha LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

My wife. My Son. My Music. In The Gym - My Lord! http://ping.fm/FFj7j

Make yourself a Holiday Hottie, Don't make professor Talbert Angry, Green Lantern Trailer, Katie Price Comeback New videos from RATT and DISTURBED, Waking up with Wendy 4, Samantha Blake and Sabrina Maree

So, you've had a few kids, you're getting older, and you figure "What the heck, I'm gonna eat a whole cake, right?

WRONG. See the woman below? Seven months ago she was pregnant with that baby. She just won 2nd place in a figure model competition<

Nothing special, just the right diet and the right workout plan. If she can do it, YOU can too...and for a limited time, you can do it really cheap, too!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But your sense of aim really sucks. How hard IS it to blow your brains out when you're drunk?)

Professor Talbert teaches HA 1174 at Cornell University. Professor Talbert gets angry when students yawn in his class.

Don't make Professor Talbert Angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry. Hell, you might not like him even when he's NOT angry. He might be kins of a prick, ya never know.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The first trailer for Ryan Reynolds' sarcasm-laced version of GREEN LANTERN has hit the web, and it's pretty much what you'd expect:

Green. Very, very GREEN.

Who cares about Katie Price? Umm, WE DO! (Drunken Stepfather)

Especially if you've seen some of the Katie Price Uncensored Nude Video that we've seen. Oh, you'd sure as hell care

Unnecessary Liaisons: 15 TV Couplings That Never Should Have Happened (Bullz-Eye)

No matter how many times Sandee Westgate touches her no-no spot, it's always like the first time EVER (FreakShow Planet)

Cody Milo knows where her underwear goes... on the floor (z0d)

Lupe Fuentes is the next really big thing in smut... it's not like she's extremely seductive and sexy...oh wait, she IS (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Someday... Love will find you... break those chains that...oh wait, no it won't, asshole.)

Them Chicago boys in DISTURBED have a new video out for "The Animal", and it's... well, disturbing:

They're cannibalizing a young lady and promoting Asylum (Limited Edition)(CD/DVD). Boy, being a rock star sure looks nifty, don't it?

It sure does, Harvey. It sure DOES.

The new RATT video for "Eat me Up Alive" sounds a hell of a lot better than the same song in Oswego a few months back:

Pearcy even looks like he's having a little fun out there, doesn't he? Infestation isn't a bad album in all honesty.

AND from RATT the band we move to RACKS of boobs!

Waking up next to a very topless very sexy Wendy 4 looks fun, don't it?

Yeah, well if you're into large-breasted hotness with walnut brains...and who isn't?

The sensual Samantha Blake...err, Buxton...err, whatever is relieving herself of her pesky clothes.

and she's got the kind of booty you could eat corn flakes off of. If that's your thing.

Her name is Carmen Croft and she's soaping up her huge Czech boobs in the shower.

That, friends...is ALL the information you need

Her name is Sabrina Maree and she HAAAAATES tight underwear.

Thank goodness hers comes off quickly for easy diddling

Chad Smith (RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, CHICKENFOOT) and his funk-rock band, CHAD SMITH's BOMBASTIC MEATBATS (Jeff Kollman, Kevin Chown, Ed Roth, and of course, Chad Smith) just dropped a new album titled 'More Meat' and they were saintly enough to give us the track "The Gunboat is On!"... we thought it only appropriate to have our own brown-haired, brown-eyed, BISEXUAL FOUDNRY CAMS babe Natasha do up a video for them. What you see here, folks, is the fruits of that



Click Natasha's Nicely-formed Hiney. then regain your composure and click on on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Natasha LIVE...and Naked... (YOU naked, HER naked, it's all good)
Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Natasha LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

My stunning wife with the amazing fanny Mj Carlesi is running her annual 'BLACK FRIDAY SALE' for EVERYONE who wants to get in shape for the Holidays - http://ping.fm/X50IS