Wednesday Links: Dancing for Smokes, [REc] 2 trailer, Jesse James in Sex Rehab, Mick Jagger's Sexy Daughter, FOZZY's first gig in 4 years, Busty babes

Happy Hump Day, kids!



Spend some quality time in a classy establishment fornicating with that fairly attractive teenage groupie you've been chatting it up with online. Don't mind the roaches.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(Just like your very existence. You suck at life, and it's a miracle you haven't blown your own head off yet)

What's worse, the fact that this Malaysian man is dancing for cigarettes?




or his busted-ass dance moves? Learn some new steps, mister.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



The new trailer for [REC] 2, the sequel to the 2007 Spanish film [REC] (which was later re-made as QUARANTINE) is so scary....




You'll probably need to keep a change of underwear handy before watching it.





Jesse James is in Sex Rehab (WWTDD)



On the other hand, Jesse's tattooed mistress, Michelle Bombshell McGee is chatting it up online at SoCalGlamourGirls





Mick Jagger's Daughter Georgia May Jagger has NONE of her father's genetics (Drunken Stepfather)



11 Pointless Uses Of Modern Technology (UPROXX)



Bree Olson Bails on her Clothes and opts for her Birthday Suit (Freakshow Planet)



What’s my name, bitch? Twenty great movie titles (Bullz-Eye)



April Hannah Has our attention in April, May, June...hell...anytime, really. (Dailyniner)



All the Cool Kids cook Bacon With a Machine Gun (GammaSquad)



Off-Menu Secrets Exposed -- Can You Really Order This Stuff? (Asylum)



Five Artists that May Have Actually Been Con Artists (Fork Party)



Rihana and Elies Get Really Friendly (z0d)



10 things in sports scarier than the Large Hadron Collider (Guyism)



Panty Party! (atom)



What your nuts say about you (FunnyCrave)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that toxic personality is equalled only by your toxic halitosis. Here's a toothbrush, dummy)

Chris Jericho and our friends in FOZZY played their first gig in four years in Arizona:



the band's new disc, Chasing the Grail is out now.

From Metal to mammaries....

Bustiest of the busty Denise Milani loves her heavy weights:



Apparently she enjoys working out to OZZY OSBOURNE tunes... which we appreciate tremendously.

So, ya like the boobies, do ya?

Naturally heavy-chested Shay Laren is giving the worst car wash EVER in this clip:



and we could care less, because her bikini comes off.

Armed with a video camera and a winning smile, Talia Shepard takes her top off and makes one hell of a home video:



she should worry about something like this leaking online. Whoopsie. Too late.

Ravishing, Raven-haired, busty pinup girl Violet, who has done several FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us, has a brand new solo site, and to celebrate, she's shaking her fantastic figure to BRET MICHAELS' new song "Lie To Me":






Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!

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Tuesday Links: Palin Heckler Stomped, Heidi Montag Might be single, Looking Up Mila Kunis' shirt, DOKKEN and MEGADETH live, Violet's new Video

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(Just like your very existence. You suck at life, and it's a miracle you haven't blown your own head off yet)

A young heckler went to a Sarah Palin rally...




and all he got was these lousy footprints on his neck.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



ANDREW W.K. picks his Five Favorite Restaurants in New York City (Immaculate Infatuation)





Heidi Montag is Single! Maybe! (WWTDD)



...and because we know you want it... Heidi Montag is Naked! Almost!





Mila Kunis, we can see up your shirt! (Drunken Stepfather)



Oh Mila Kunis... you are such a tease...



Seven Types of Animal Lawn Ornaments Explained (Gunaxin)



Lana Lopez is holding a bass guitar...A VERY LUCKY...bass. (Freakshow Planet)



Mallory Clark Makes a Bikini Look Better (Bullz-Eye)



Karlie Montana is all Tied Up (Dailyniner)



INDEPENDENCE DAY 2 & 3 Shooting Back-To-Back (FilmDrunk)



Top 10 Sexiest Movie Milfs (Heckler Spray)



Boner Jamz! Hot Girls in Sexy Music Videos with kung fu and explosions! (Dave and Thomas)



Sidney Moon peels herself out of her pink lingrie (z0d)



8 Ways To Make Your Pet An Internet Sensation (UPROXX)



A Review of 6 Axe Body Spray Scents (FunnyCrave)



Win the South Park Complete 13th Season Uncensored on Blu-Ray (The Bachelor Guy)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that toxic personality is equalled only by your toxic halitosis. Here's a toothbrush, dummy)

Our friends in DOKKEN hit the stage in San Antonio, and original guitarist George Lynch joined them for "Tooth and Nail":



There's some talk of all original members getting back together... one can only dream (sarcasm mode off).

speaking of semi-reunited...

Those guys in the almost reunited MEGADETH played "Lucretia" in Atlanta:



Who wants to place bets on how long it takes Dave Ellefson to get into a fist fight with Dave Mustaine?

From Heavy Metal to Heavy Hooters....

The legendary adult starlet Tera Patrick is itching to get out of her tight shirt:



This clip gets a lot raunchier but we don't want to go to prison... so click the link.

keeping with the big boobs theme...

Megan Voss is one of PLAYBOY's Busty Babes:



...Big Boobs. MILF... and that's that.

Ravishing, Raven-haired, busty pinup girl Violet, who has done several FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us, has a brand new solo site, and to celebrate, she's shaking her fantastic figure to BRET MICHAELS' new song "Lie To Me":






Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did



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Violet Rocks out to Bret Michaels' "Lie To Me"

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Monday Links: ATV faceplant into River, Scott Weiland's rough Week, New Sorcerer's Apprentice Trailer, Vanilla Gorilla Update, Mystery Midsection, Kay

How was your weekend? Did you spend some quality time with a group of Swedish Bikini Models?



If so, then give yourself a pat on the back... A torrid affair is the best way to patch up a busted love life.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(Just like your very existence. You suck at life, and it's a miracle you haven't blown your own head off yet)

A Helmet-less Dummy drives ATV into a river...




Thank God his empty head cushioned his fall.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

In The Second Trailer for The Sorcerer's Apprentice Nicolas Cage and his amazing wig battle Evil all over NYC:




If anyone can rock the wig, it's Nicolas Cage.

ANDREW W.K. picks his Five Favorite Restaurants in New York City (Immaculate Infatuation)





The Vanilla Gorilla - an update! (WWTDD)



...and if you want to see Michelle Bombshell LIVE, on cam, she's online at SoCalGlamourGirls





Whose Mystery Midsection is this? (Drunken Stepfather)



Here's a li'l hint.. She's been nude a handful of times, and she used to date Timberlake



How to: Get a Girl to Take Naked Pictures (The Campus Throne)



Digital Desire Babe Racquel Darian is Daring you to stay flacid. See? You can't do it. (Freakshow Planet)



20 Great Movie Title Names (Bullz-Eye)



Georgia Jones has mis-matched undies. Off with you, yellow bra! (Dailyniner)



Galactic Empire State Of Mind (College Humor)



10 Awesomely Disastrous Follow Up Albums (UPROXX)



Andie and Crystal become fast friends outside (z0d)



Best Sword Attack Crimes (Asylum)



50 Heart-Stopping Hamburgers (Fork Party)



The 50 Greatest Celebrity "O-Faces" Of All Time (Manofest)



Win a Jägermeister 6 Bottle Shot Cooler (The Bachelor Guy)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that toxic personality is equalled only by your toxic halitosis. Here's a toothbrush, dummy)

Scott Weiland and his buddies in STONE TEMPLE PILOTS did not have the best week:



Weiland started the festivities by falling off the stage in Sioux City, Iowa.

...and on Friday the ENTIRE BAND...except for Scott walked off stage during the encore in Milwaukee:



"I aaaaaaam...mumbling like a fool while my band is back-stage!"

From disasters to dames, check out this fine young flock....

Her name is Kaylee Rain and she's all of nineteen years old:



She's opted not to go to school, because she can make a killing fornicating on camera

Spekaing of young ladies with outstanding assets...

This breastacular babe is Busty Ellen...and she's quite, well...busty:



Honestly, if we had boobs like that, we'd massage them all day long too.

Let's once again honor our lovely friend GISELE who has done a ton of FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us:






Click on Gisele right now, and watch the full jaw-dropping awesome video!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did



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Friday Links: Dog eats Police Car, Last Airbender Trailer 3, Shauna Sand's New Boy Toy, Jesse James is up to #4, Axl Rose is a Big Deal, New ATREYU

Did you spend the week flirting with a good-looking co-worker?



Make your move this weekend! Consenting adults can have consensual sex. Married, Shmarried. More women are cheating these days than EVER.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(But your breath is. How's about we wash your mouth out with Bleach?)

Psst - when your dog is eating the bumper off the local police cruisers...




It may be time to cough up some cash for obedience lessons.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The third trailer for M. Night Shyamalan film, The Last Airbender is online:




Could the once-mighty M. Night Shyamalan have a hit on his hands? We sure hope so.

Want to do stupid shit on video and get famous? OF COURSE YOU DO! (Make A Dare)





and Jesse James is up to FOUR ...um, whores (WWTDD)



...of course who could forget the one and only Michelle Bombshell McGee, whose hardcore vids are online in only one place....HERE





Shauna Sand's ass has a new Boy Toy (Drunken Stepfather)



Thank God, you know... Maybe she can make a follow-up sex tape



Attractive Retard Sues ABC (Warming Glow)



Playboy's Brandi Mae Braxton has a white trash name, but a million dollar body (Freakshow Planet)



Meet The Cast of 'Hot Tub Time Machine' (Bullz-Eye)



Faye Reagan has a Presidential name, but when's the last time the Commander-in-Chief licked his own kneecaps? (Dailyniner)



6 Awesome Food Products Discontinued Before Their Time (Asylum)



Richard Alpert Old Spice Guy FTW (NextRound)



Julri Waters...wow, there's so many Asian jokes we could make right now, but her boobs are too distracting (z0d)



25 Sexist Vintage Ads (Manofest)



People Are Like Nintendo Games (CollegeHumor)



Snake Lake: Behind the Screams (atom)



15 Creative and Delicious Things You Can Make With Oreos (The Bachelor Guy)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your personality is more likely to get you shot than promoted)

You know, Axl Rose of GUNS N' ROSES is kind of a big deal:



In Lima, Peru...that is. He flew in a day aftet the rest of the band and crew... flanked by security.

Those friendly guys in ATREYU have a new video for "Lonely":



That's an angry-looking L.S.F...Lead singer face. Roaaaaar, he's angry!

From bands to babes, let's get those salivary glands going....

Super-sexyCrissy Moran isn't happy with that long black gown:



Off with you, vile evening wear! She lasts about 58 seconds before going to town on herself

Yay! More fanny!

Lovely Latina Valentina Vaughn is behind bars:



OK, that's a lie. She's on the stairs diddling herself. We took a little creative license with that one.

Her name is Sydney Moon and she's playing with the luckiest golden dildo EVER:



She's gets naughty very fast... treat yourself to the full-length clip!

Let's once again honor our lovely friend GISELE who has done a ton of FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us:






Click on Gisele right now, and watch the full jaw-dropping awesome video!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did



FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



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Thursday Links: Shirtless Moped wipeout, SUV vs. Store front, Make a Dare, Ke$ha's Awful Ass, Bar Refaeli in Lingerie, SLASH has to practice, WINGER

Are the women at work playing footsie with you? turns out they're signing up to affair websites in droves:



Take 'footsie' to the next level! The ladies are making the first move. You finish it up. Sounds like a plan, eh?

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(But your breath is. How's about we wash your mouth out with Bleach?)

Hey kids! What's the quickest way to ensure massive injury when riding a moped?




Go riding shirtless, without shoes, on a busy street, near a rocky ledge... like this Brazilian brain surgeon.

In Russia, suggestion boxes are for suckers:




If you're dissatisfied with customer service at your local retailer, evidently - driving your BMW through the store front is an acceptable reaction.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Want to do stupid shit on video and get famous? OF COURSE YOU DO! (Make A Dare)





Ke$ha's Awful ass is in Australia (WWTDD)





Bar Refaeli Looks AMAZING in LIngerie...*drool* (Drunken Stepfather)



The Virgin's Guide to Sex (FunnyCrave)



Jessica Jey has Juggs just right for Juggling...or showing off (Freakshow Planet)



Meet The Cast of 'Hot Tub Time Machine' (Bullz-Eye)



Karlie and Valeria are totally nude and totally friendly (Dailyniner)



Evan and Gareth: Tech Support (atom)



10 Rockstars Throughout The Years – A Photo Gallery Tribute (AfroJacks)



Despite the immediate appearance, Carli and Charlie - both women - are actually being affectionate in these photos (z0d)



Six Ways Journalists Have Used Hollywood’s Playbook (Gunaxin)



10 Worst Time Travel Guides (Comedy)



The 20 Dumbest Pet Inventions Of All Time (Manofest)



15 Creative and Delicious Things You Can Make With Oreos (The Bachelor Guy)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your personality is more likely to get you shot than promoted)

Even fancy people need to rehearse. Just ask SLASH:



He's practicing with his new solo band (minus singer Myles Kennedy - ALTER BRIDGE), getting ready to tour.

Finally. Someone outside of 1990 appreciates the genius that is WINGER ...in London, at least:



We like those guys they let us use their new single in a FOUNDRY CAMS video.

From bands to babes, lookee who it is!

Our gal Gisele is in the kitchen, but she's not cooking a damn thing:



Be sure to check out Gisele's new site for tons of exclusive new clips.

Yay! More fanny!

Ass-tastic adult starlet Mia Rose is lubing up her butt and preparing for a pounding:



For the totally hardcore, check out the full-length Mia Rose clip in BIG WET ASSES #15 - on demand.

Her name is Amber Easton and her tight MILF body once belonged to a fresh-faced noob:



She's like a fine wine... only improving with age.

Let's once again honor our lovely friend GISELE who has done a ton of FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us:






Click on Gisele right now, and watch the full jaw-dropping awesome video!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did



FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.